Diaper Don. Don Snorelione. Odor in the court. He's practically writing the jokes about himself at this point.

He called off a rally in South Carolina yesterday. Because it was raining. If that sounds familiar, it's because he also refused to attend the 100th anniversary for the end of WWI as president because he didn't want to stand in the rain to commemorate a bunch of "suckers and losers". That memorial was a once-ever event and the leaders of our WWI allies all managed to attend, but Donnie Do Do couldn't be bothered to conduct himself with the leadership necessary to even pretend he cared because it was raining.

Meanwhile: