And Trump's election interference trial continues today. While I'm sure it's getting air time on the nightly news, and from news media outlets, I'm not seeing much on social media. Perhaps it's too boring, too much of the same old shit, so to speak. The fact that no one seems to have liked Michael Cohn is amusing. He must have been very good at fixing things, other wise Trump wouldn't have used him so much. But then, does anybody really like the fixer?
Oh, and Marjorie Taylor Green is going to push to oust Mikey Johnson, probably today, which means the Republican party is going to continue looking like a bunch of jackasses. In her tiny, little mind, and it is tiny, this tactic, the same as that of a 12 year-old spoiled brat, is popular. She believes this makes her look like a positive, authoritarian role model. In reality, she is an example of high stupidity. Sadly, she had her own subset of cultists who follow her for the sole purpose of cherishing her droppings. I do think she should continue, and that her attacks on normalcy should be enshrined in the Temple of Incompetence.
I was going to post a picture of Von Shitzinpantz, but thought them all to be too crass, I do have my limitations. MMM...maybe not. For those who don't know, that was Michael Cohen's nickname for his boss, the Orange Anus himself, Donald Trump. That came out yesterday at his election interference trial. Now, I don't know about you, but it has been my experience that nicknames are usually based on some sort of fact, act, or occurrence, and while talking about bodily functions is the fodder of four-year-old humor, it wouldn't surprise me in the least that Donald Trump shits in his pants... regularly, and is, no doubt, the reason he wears Depends. Let's be honest here, we all know that Donald Trump is now, and has always been, full of shit.
And, of course, yesterday there was one of those heart stopping moments during Trump's election interference trial that usually only happens in movies: Hope Hicks broke down in tears. A Trump loyalist, she broke with him after January 6. Hope is helping the prosecution and lot of little tidbits came out, like the fact that Trump lied to her, saying that Michael Cohen has paid Stormy the money out of his own pocket. According to Hope, Cohen didn't do anything on his own without broadcasting it to every one he saw in hopes of getting a compliment. For him to do so and not brag, and not expect others to generously praise him, would have been so out of character, she knew Trump had to be lying.
Can Hope be trusted? Geez. It seems as though everyone in Trump's inner circle lied constantly.
Evidently, Trump had a private fund raiser last evening and during his ramblings likened the Biden administration to the Gestapo. He has already stated that he will not accept the results of the 2024 election if he loses. This rhetoric should frighten you, because in his mind it is all about saving his ass. He needs to win in order for him to have full immunity from all of his charges. This is really about saving his ass, and if he needs to goad his cultists into starting a war to do so, he will. I'm sure he will be quite pleased if his cultists give their lives in order to sustain his freedom. He is a businessman, after all, and dead Americans would be a small price to pay for him to be the ultimate CEO.
Oh - and I totally missed Michael Cohen tweeting [[of X'ing?), calling BLOTUS "VonshitzinPants".
That tweet from a few weeks ago was funny enough. I don't have X so, I certainly didn't see it there. But I hadn't encountered it elsewhere either.
Know what's funnier even?
Discussing gag orders in court, the judge mentioned that Cohen should stop poking the bear [[or man?) or a gag order regarding BLOTUS would / could be reduced so BLOTUS could go after Cohen.
But in these proceedings, BLOTUS' own lawyer read out the tweet.
Know what's better than 'open court'? "VonshitzinPants" is now in the official court record.
VonshitzinPants [[which now might replace "BLOTUS") must have been livid that it was said, repeated and repeated and repeated - and then on newscasts and now blogs!
I. Could. Not. Be. More. Pleased.
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