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  Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2157 Registered: 4-2004 |
During my travels, I discovered the true hang out of Dyva, Vonnie & Moe. Underground informants have exposed these ladies & have unearthed their secret lair. In a SoulfulDetroit Forum exclusive, you will see their secret revealed. Here is photo evidence that cannot be disputed:  This is where it all started!!! The Mallete' traning ground, home of the grand mallet!! More info to follow!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 549 Registered: 3-2004 |
AHA!!! Juice...You're AWESOME!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 252 Registered: 4-2004 |
You're playing with fire Juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 471 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL........................... .......  | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 838 Registered: 4-2004 |
...darn it! They left a 't' off of the sign and added an 'e'...MALLETT! MALLETT! Oh well, a little French twist wont hurt anything... Ladies, after all this time, our covert mission place has been found out. Old 'Secret Squirrel' JuiceFree has been on the prowl. I knew it was too quiet around this forum. Moe? What now? Meeting? Vonnie? Where's Chet Finkley when you need him?!! 'FIRE' - Ohio Players (For you, Moe) 'Wanna Be Starting Something' - Michael Jackson (For you, Juice) LOL! (DyvaNaye with a BIG smile on her face) (Message edited by westside314 on September 01, 2004) | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 550 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice, What's the smartest thing to do when you poke at a hornet's nest?? | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 254 Registered: 4-2004 |
Meeting, Dyva & Vonnie!!!!! We need to regroup sisters!!!!! Dyva, I thought the same thing..where is Chet Finkley????? Juice, what did you do with Chet?? Look out, Ralph!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 552 Registered: 3-2004 |
ME???? What did I do????? | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 257 Registered: 4-2004 |
Nothing, Ralph, but you better be careful...you might get caught in the line of fire........ ohhhhhh, where are you sisters Dyva & Vonnie?? | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 841 Registered: 4-2004 |
Wait, whatchoo trying to say Ralphie Boy? 'Hornet's nest?' why is it that women are always referred to as some thing that stings or bites or cutting? HUH?! We need to turn this into a feminist Mallett camp, see how you 'jokers' will survive then...ha! Meeting Ladies? I see sister Moe is up for the 'get down!' | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 258 Registered: 4-2004 |
I'm with ya Sister Dyva!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 843 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ok meeting, off of SDF...private e-mail. Strategy! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2164 Registered: 4-2004 |
Errr Ralphie, Speaking just for myself, I always coat myself with a bottle of Hersheys Chocolate syrup & run for the border like O.J. through an airport!!! Hey, I like to live dangerously! I like to dance with the devil under the pale moonlight. I'm a rebel.......a loner......... I am Juice!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 845 Registered: 4-2004 |
You are cooked! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 260 Registered: 4-2004 |
I Second That Emotion!!!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2166 Registered: 4-2004 |
I wrote a song about it. Like to hear it??? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 553 Registered: 3-2004 |
Sing and run Juice. I think you riled them. | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 261 Registered: 4-2004 |
Wait til I get to Monterey, HONEY........... you're just as guilty (aiding & abetting) Right Dyva?? | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 850 Registered: 4-2004 |
Guilt by Association...."LOOK AT YOURSELF RALPH!" Juice just 'wanna be starting something'... Too quiet for ya?! LOL! Moe: to an off line plan... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2167 Registered: 4-2004 |
Well Ralph old chum... Here we go again. I would have remained silent about this. However, their secret lair came to my attention & I knew that it was us who were in grave dangerrrrr! The thing about it, is that they boldly announce their dastardly intents. Just cast your eyes upon the picture below:  This is of grave concern & they must be stopped at all costs!!!! NO MORE YEARS!!! NO MORE YEARS!!! MO' MALLET, NO PEACE!!! MO' MALLET, NO PEACE!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 01, 2004) | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 554 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice....Juice....I hear ya pal, but these chicks are serious. The Real Deal! Think back a couple of months Juice. You ready to pull that chain again?? | ||
Funkyone D.J. Dollar Bil (funkyone) 4-Laureate Username: funkyone Post Number: 84 Registered: 4-2004 |
Should I be warming up the getaway car again Juice? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2169 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ralph: I think that I can handle it!!! Dollar: JUST DON'T TAKE ANY PICTURES OF IT!!! This will have to be a virtual deal, or a serial type of thing. Hmmmmm.....this will take some imagination! JUICE ROGERS in the 21st Centuriiiiiiie. (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 01, 2004) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 263 Registered: 4-2004 |
Funky $ Bill, I KNEW it would be a matter of time before you showed up to help Juice!!! Now.......you realize where we all left off don't you?? The only one left to account for is Wonder B | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2173 Registered: 4-2004 |
BAD BOY, BAD BOY...WHAT'CHA GONNA DO. WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU!!! | ||
~medusa~ (~medusa) 6-Zenith Username: ~medusa Post Number: 649 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice, I think you better be nice...these folks have intitials behind their names...(LOL) | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 258 Registered: 4-2004 |
Personally...I'm just gonna lay in the cut (here @ the underground lair known as the Malletcave...just below BustYaSkull Manor) & wait for Dyva to arrive. I know she'll need a good massage after a hard day of crime fighting and malletizing. | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 557 Registered: 3-2004 |
Man....you REALLY like to live on the edge don't you Wicked? | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 867 Registered: 4-2004 |
One Wicked: *!* :^) Ralph: So do you. "Ya'll want this party started, ...right?!' | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 564 Registered: 3-2004 |
LOL Dyva!!!! What do yo think I've been trying to do here??? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 565 Registered: 3-2004 |
I was on the phone this morning with Moe and remarked how ( at the time ) the thread hadn't done a whole lot. I told Moe to wait until Juice or Dyva came back on and things would change. So...let's party girl!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 870 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ralph: 'Troublemaker'. Moe: 'Instigator' | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 567 Registered: 3-2004 |
Girls just wanna have fun....Look at me as an " enabler " Dyva. So light the candle baby! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2208 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hi guys, I'm trying to figure out what direction we should take here. What would be prudent & permissible? I may be a bit bald on the roof top, but I fell like letting my hair down, like Michael Jackson with a great big old afro!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 872 Registered: 4-2004 |
Enabler my mallett...lol...'Troublemodera tor'. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2211 Registered: 4-2004 |
You better take off that turban girl!!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 569 Registered: 3-2004 |
Call it as you see it Dyva, but I think you need to follow the lead of Brother Juice. Juice my man....Do what you feel you must do. | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 509 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL Y'all are too much!!! Juice I want to know how Dyva,Moe & Vonnie's name got on that sign?????? How did you do that??? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 570 Registered: 3-2004 |
Moe Instigator???? Give me a break!! Moe has told me that you guys e-mail each other. Watcha instagatin' girl?? The Thelma and Louise of SDF. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2212 Registered: 4-2004 |
Re Re, It was through the wonders of Photoshop Elements & Microsoft Picture It. I am not a paid endorser of either product Ralph: Well a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I'm trying to find my "Lost Songs From Malletcatraz". I was really feeling despondent when I wrote those songs. Being hit upside the head, thrown into the joint, shot at, blown up & all of that. I poured my heart & soul into those songs!! It kinda made a guy feel forlorn & alienated, you know | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 267 Registered: 4-2004 |
OK guys, we all have to remember where we all left off!! Do you need reminding or what?? Charise, anything can be done (even on a sign) you should know that........ Dyva, do you like "Thelma & Louise??" I do... it'll give me enough to discuss(?) with Ralph... absolutely LOL!!!! Dyva, I wonder if Charise wants in........ | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2214 Registered: 4-2004 |
Only if she's my moll!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 516 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL , I guess so Moe, but it looks pretty professional, he gave you all titles and everything- I think I must have missed the first part of this series, but I see ya got 1Wicked STOMPED, BEAT-UP & WHOOPED!!! I think I better just watch a little bit, I don't know if I want to tread in these waters!!!! LOL | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 517 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, do you mean as in Morocco with the pill box hat leaning to the side and the safety glasses and the sports coat-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Message edited by Mistrivia1 on September 04, 2004) | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 265 Registered: 4-2004 |
Naw Charise...I just like my role as a cross between Alfred the butler, Farnsworth Bentley, and Jerome (from The Time)...as I chill around stately BustYaSkull Manor. When I saw Dyva slide down the MalletPole to the '72 Deuce & A Quarter Malletmobile...you could just stick a fork in me...I was done !! Maybe I was more like "Hooked, Hogtied, and Collared".....LOL | ||
Vonnie (vonnie) 5-Doyen Username: vonnie Post Number: 277 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice and Funky$, Don't start nothing and it won't be nothing. You are well aware of what awaits recalcitrants in the lair of Dyva, Moe and Vonnie. We may also have to start recruiting additional Malleteers, because you're "cruisin for a brusin". | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 268 Registered: 4-2004 |
Well Vonnie, Dyva & I have been holding down the fort. Now that you're here we need to discuss strategy Juice is acting up again... 1Wicked-Alfred the Butler & Jerome?? LOL!!!!!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 875 Registered: 4-2004 |
1 Wicked: *!* 'BustYaSkull Manor'....'Hooked Hogtied and Collared'... ROTFLMBAO!!! I feel the CRYPT DOOR to the manor opening... 'Eveytime I try to get out, they pull me back in...' - Pacino | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 571 Registered: 3-2004 |
Just remember who the real Godfather is around here girls. Guys...A warning: If these girls start signing up new KABONGERRS, we're in a world of trouble. | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 876 Registered: 4-2004 |
'Its Not Nice to RULE Mother Nature' 'God feather' is more like it Ralph. :^) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 269 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva....LOL!!!! Ralph.....see ya later!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 574 Registered: 3-2004 |
Godfeather??? I get NO respect!!! Uppity KABONGGERS! Moe: Keep an eye out for a white car. I'm coming baby......( do you have the lemon bars?? ) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2218 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva, This is how you talk to The Godfather??? You come before The Godfather with disrespect??? Are you trying to end up with torn LP covers under your sheets??? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 577 Registered: 3-2004 |
HAAAAAAAAA!~!!!! Could happen Juice! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2219 Registered: 4-2004 |
And that is why I honor you Godfather, why I show my respects to you, oh Godfather!!! Hey, Juice ain't no dummy | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 578 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice, You are definitely a Capo in my " Family ". Which is why I want you to tread softly around the KABONGERRS. I NEED you Juice! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2221 Registered: 4-2004 |
JUICE GETS KABONNGGED!!! Ralph, you gotta help me! Sunday night, I was at the Irridium & was set upon by Kabonnggers, Vonnie, Soul Sister & Her Most High Of Deviousness, DYVANAYE!!! First, DyvaNaye had her way with me, pounding my dome with vigor:  How devious of her to lauch a sneak attack while I was listening to Mr. Jimmy Scott!!! Then, she enlisted the help of fellow Kabonnggers, Vonnie & Soul Sister:  Notice the look of sheer glee on their faces!! Observe those smiling faces as they finally have me in a noose!! As you can see, Soul Sister has tied a wonderful tie around my neck. Moanman & Bobby came to help, but alas, it was too late!! Naturally, I ended up back where it all began:  MALLETCATRAZ  I thought that could never happen again once the Governor shut down Malletcatraz. Those sneaks have taken it underground, posing as a reputable woodworking instructional school. WHEN WILL THIS END!!!!!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 06, 2004) | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 878 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! (ahem!)... Well done crew! We've got our man! NY SDF crew in the place to be! We let him get in his last show for awhile, we need to discuss particlars as to his sustainment. Please note that the 'GOD FEATHER' Ralph is stepping a little out of character...but I trust our agent *Moe-tricia* (a/k/a Emma Peel) is on the case...she'll calm him down...(dont forget the Lemon Bars Moe! Shoot I want some!) Vonnie, Eli, Moanman, Soul-Sister, Juice...Let's keep it real, and do it again. It was a BLAST!!! (Juice has successfully revealed the identity of DyvaNaye - never the less a Chameleon always changes....muh hoo hoo ha ha ha!) I have got to develop my pictures. LOL! And Bobby Eli got some great shots too. Oh PS - Juice, Eli and Moanman are *my Gestapo* capice?! That is Paulie$3Shoes in the red, with Moan 'The Black Panther' Man in the back by me! Ha! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 879 Registered: 4-2004 |
...Ladies and Gents also be on alert to the the postings of FunkyOne, a/k/a 'The Canadian Mountie'...he is slowly slipping back into the scene, consider this an APB.... | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 580 Registered: 3-2004 |
Well it's Monday morning and Moe and I are catching up on the goings on. Seems you guys have been busy. Great pics!! Dyva....I've got ALL the lemon bars...nyaa nyaaa.....Don't mess with the Godfather...As long as your interests don't conflict with mine..( Godfather 1 ) OK carry on Kabonggers. Juice: Looks like they whupped you good pal.The KABONGGERS play tough. | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 529 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!!! Ooh DyvaNaye & Vonnie you all work FAST!!!! Shoot Charlie's Angels(didn't have nothing on y'all ) You guys actually showed up with the MALLET-Shut-Up!!!! Juice they got cha, the only thing they didn't do was drag you back to the CAVE! Even got S.S. helping out, that's a dangerous position, she's got you in BTW! Where is your help?? Look at Eli & MoanMan just chillin' in the cut, you better hope that Ralph can help you!! I guess 1Wicked was waiting like he said he would for Dyva, back at the Cave-LOL | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 530 Registered: 4-2004 |
P.S. Juice now you need to change the number of Bangs that have been applied on the sign!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 532 Registered: 4-2004 |
Another thing!!! I see that Ralph was never trying to help you in the first place, in his last post he says "Carry on Kabonggers", he was just instigating the whole time, see you have to watch out for people like him, he's not RARE ON THIS EARTH-LOL I take back what I said, unless he can explain himself, you better get help from FunkyOne or somebody-LOL- Take some asprin and get some rest! What was that you were saying about giving the Godfather respect? He is laughing at you!!!! (Message edited by Mistrivia1 on September 06, 2004) | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 582 Registered: 3-2004 |
Charise, the Godfather handle is one I'm stuck with. It is what I am, therefore, I must remain impartial to some of the madness of ths forum. Instigate?? Yes, I suppose that's true...but then it's part of the Job. Believe me Charise, those KABONGGERS would do me in a heartbeat. As far as laughing at Juice, you're wrong baby. I laugh WITH him. | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 533 Registered: 4-2004 |
They are going to get you too, Ralph | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 584 Registered: 3-2004 |
Like I was saying..... | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 270 Registered: 4-2004 |
Charise, I really know how to get to the Godfather...... FEED HIM!!!!!!!!! Lemon Bars, Potato Salad, you name it....the Italian Garbage Can will eat it!! | ||
Don (don) 6-Zenith Username: don Post Number: 768 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva, Vonnie & Moe Hi, I kept passing this thread and actually discovered it on the sly, and read some statements being said last nite. I always try to steer clear of verbal heated threads. I don't want to sound I'm poking fun, sounding funny nor taking sides. I don't know how serious this is becoming or some kind of prank. In my opinion, no matter what line of work a person is in it's work that pays the bills, no doubt about it. There's been so much happening here in the US for the last 3-4 yrs of pathos & chaos, that one thing is considered is at least you girLs have jobs. While others are penniless, homeless, jobless and panhandling. So that's something to think about-you know? Don | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 881 Registered: 4-2004 |
RALPH: Before we have a repeat episode of the 'Mallett that killed Mallettcatraz, would you answer DON please. No One but Ralph please. Its due appropriate. Can You Feel It?!~ Randy Jackson | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 585 Registered: 3-2004 |
Don, When I first read your post I wasn't sure where you were heading. Were you serious or was it good spirited sarcasm ( which is much of what this thread is about ). I kind of get the idea, Along with Dyva, that you're lookng at some non-existant Situation that exists here. Don, This is Disneyland for SDers. We've done similar things in the past and the result were incredible. It brings out the diverse creativity of many members. So it's all in fun pal. So...you can join us if you please. Just keep in mind, you could get KABONGGED ! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 535 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva. LOL on Can You Feel It That's the jam, though! You are too much!!!!! Where is 1Wicked, did you send him on an errand??? LOL. Moe: Make sure you give him plenty of water, don't want the plumbing to get out of whack!!! I got a little confused on Don's post as well, but I think he will understand now that it has been explained, if not get the Mallet out!!! | ||
Don (don) 6-Zenith Username: don Post Number: 769 Registered: 4-2004 |
I get it now. No, never mind go ahead and have your fun. I don't wish to parttake. Don | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2234 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hi DOn, Yo're a knowledgable & fun guy. As you can see from the photo, it's all in good fun. Vonnie set me up, as she had her mallet in hand when I arrived. Vonnie set me up & it's all in good fun. We are the miscreants of the clubhouse, the eccentric ones, so to speak. We have this crazy kinship here. Sometimes, we try to take the edge off of some of the more serious issues involving the oftentimes nasty businesses known as Music & Life. You see, in the music threads, there are sometimes arguments about this group or that group & who was better than whom & whom did what to whom. Here in the clubhouse, we don't do that. We just try to find the humor that exists & as a result, we have come to find that we like each other & when any of us meet, it's all love. Though some of us are seperated by thousands of miles, we're friends for life & that'sw what The Clubhouse is all about. You'd be a great addition, as you're a pretty fun guy in your own right | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2235 Registered: 4-2004 |
So Re Re, You're a Cali girl, so tell me this: Are you gonna "Ryde Or Die" with me?? Behind every good denizen of Malletcatraz is a good woman who's got his back. Juice says: "Mallets mean never having to say you're sorry" AANNNNNND...."Mallets mean nothing without someone to share them with"!!!! Come on gal, let's saddle up the Nikes & be out!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 542 Registered: 4-2004 |
Sorry, Bro can't help ya!!! I'm not trying to get knocked in the head especially with no Mallet-LOL. I never was partial to headaches and being locked up!!! Like Vonnie said, "Don't start nothin' won't be nothin'" LOL. Although I could hold my own if I had to!! Just be nice to them and they may let you go. Shoot, they may even pay your doctor bill, as I know being Malletized, it must cost a pretty penny for the medication!! Sorry no Rydin' or Dyin' here P.S. Why you tryin' to have me go against the sisters-LOL Queens shouldn't swing if you know what I mean- Jill Scott | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2244 Registered: 4-2004 |
FRIENDS!!!!! HOW MANY OF US HAVE THEM!!!! FRIENDS!!!!! ONES WE CAN DEPEND ON!!! FRIENDS!!!! Re Re, Re Re, Re Re.....tsk, tsk, tsk!!! This ain't no goin' against the ladies type thing. They don't malletize ladies, it's us fellas that have to watch out. So, you don't like living on the lam, watchin' yo' back, huh. This was our opportunity to take it to the WO MAN. We coulda been like Bonnie & Clyde, like Dillinger & the lady in red, like Captain & Tennille, like Ashford & Simpson.....LIKE CLEOPHUS & RE RE!!! We coulda been like Biggie & Lil' Kim, like Tupac & Janet. We could've called our flick "Malletic Justice". All of this could've been ours!! Re Re, we could've made it!!! So now, I must endure this alone. Eddie King Jr. Had Babydoll. J.T Matthews had Ducks fiancee & the entire upper deck at the concert. Hell, Beany Had Cecil. What's Juice got, huh?? WHO??? Who can Juice run to, huh??? Now I'm Otis Williams all up in this piece....I Ain't Got Nothin'!!! Damn.....that's cold!!! | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 268 Registered: 4-2004 |
Charise...how did you guess ? I went out for fresh massage and bath oils, some new scented candles, and a new mirror to hold in front of Dyva as she Chili Sauces & glides out the door for some evening malletizing. Life is wonderful at stately BustYaSkull Manor...and there's never a dull moment. Enjoy your evening Charise...it's now almost 7:00 and I should draw M'Lady's bath and warm the oils for her massage now... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2251 Registered: 4-2004 |
Wicked, How could you??? Re Re won't even turn on her girls. You mean that they're right??? That they have more unity than the men do??? Oh well, I guess that women have been leading men astray since a sista named Eveneneh, turned out a brotha in the hood of Edenville. Oh well, like Russell sang: SOMETHINGS NEVER CHANGE!!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 882 Registered: 4-2004 |
1 Wicked: *!* *!* *!* Im through now....lol... Charise: Stay Neutral Girl...trust me if he has to try to persuade you that hard he's a bum. Juice, quit begging. You could learn something from 1 Wicked. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2261 Registered: 4-2004 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah Dyva!! The next thing you know, Wicked will be in here playing those damn whiny Keith Sweat songs. "Please baby, baby, baby please" , "Why, why me baby", "Come back, come back, to me lady" & all that, know what I mean??? I mean, the brother's up in here sounding like Otis, know what I'm saying? Wicked, for the love of all that is manly, get up off of those knee pads man!! Trust me, no good will come of it. Snap out of it man, or did Dyva hypnomotize & malletize you, thereby creating the need for your brain to be cauterized???? Cut to the little blond haired kid..... "Wicked.......wicked........co me back Wicked......" | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 277 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, my man...during the last escapade I sustained numerous injuries...including a torn ACL and a malletropic edema. After the surgeries & the necessary rehab. I took off for parts unknown and ended up out of the country and hanging out at this little bar known as Rick's. I would go there frequently...drowning my sorrows in a glass of Perrier...and then it happened. There was Dyva. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. We laughed...we talked. I found that under that malletizing exterior lies a love song that had not been heard....a sensual symphony and a tempest among winds. Her stay was to be a short one...but she wanted to extend it. I told her If you don't get in that plane you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. After more conversation...I opted to return to the states with her. Juice...it was the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Upon our return I was offered a position at BustYaSkull Manor. My "official" designation is manservant....but my duties...well, let's just say I serve Ms. Dyva in a number of capacities. It is my duty to provide services so that M'Lady may malletize with a smile...all the while knowing that stately BustYaSkull Manor is being protected and ultimately secure. And, BTW....Ms. Dyva prefers vintage "3+3" era Isleys, a little Art of Noise every now and then, some Blue Magic, and a taste of Barry White. In fact...the music library is quite extensive, with numerous selections available to set or change a mood. Juice...I'm happy here. I don't know if I can ever come back.... | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 885 Registered: 4-2004 |
Oh my damn... | ||
Vonnie (vonnie) 5-Doyen Username: vonnie Post Number: 280 Registered: 3-2004 |
Dyva, Great Job malletizing | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2269 Registered: 4-2004 |
Same ol' Big 1Wicked!!!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 273 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva, That's why we all learn from you!!!! A manservant.....hm....do you hear that Ralph? He tends to HER!!!!!!! What do you have to say for yourself? Maybe Ralph needs to take lessons from you, Wicked...... | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 588 Registered: 3-2004 |
( munch munch munch ) Uh what baby?? ( munch munch) Could you pass me another lemon bar? | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 887 Registered: 4-2004 |
The thing is 'he volunteered'. LOL! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 888 Registered: 4-2004 |
Vonnie, You know youre my girl for life, dont you? It was a PLEASURE! You got the number. | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 279 Registered: 4-2004 |
It's early in the morning...I can't sleep. There is something going on within me that I can't explain. I guess I'll take a walk in the lushly landscaped gardens of BustYaSkull which Dyva smilingly refers to as Mallexotica. Ahhhh...the beauty about me and the wonderful fragrances of the flowers in bloom remind me of.... my friend, confidante', and "employer" and the happiness and calm that she has brought me. Even in my solitude...the words to describe how I feel do not come easily...then eerily, I hear the strains of a Motown masterpiece...seemingly from the flowers themselves: Mama, life for me now is a new sensation Just like you said it would be, with the right situation Now love has a meaning and I have a goal This feeling inside me makes yester-me a hundred years old Now I understand what it is to be a man The way you explained it to me that day You said only the right girl can make me feel this way, well Mama, I think I found that girl Yeah, Mama, I think I found that girl Mama, she's that beautiful dream that I dream each night She's that bird of love on who's wings I'm in flight She's those words left when there's no more to say She's my sunshine at the end of a perfect day All this let's me find a reason to be alive That day when you set me upon your knee You said only the right girl could be all these things Mama, I think I found that girl Well, Mama I think I found that girl.... (Siiigh) If I could only tell her how I REALLY felt. If it were anybody else on the planet...I would have stayed at Rick's...sipping my Perrier... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2288 Registered: 4-2004 |
AWWWWWWW SHEEEEET!!!!!! When did this piece turn into The Love Boat?? OILS, FLOWERS, PERRIER, CALGON????!!!!! VINTAGE JACKSON FIVE B-SIDES?????OH NO, my brother, you up in here doing something WRONG. OH, I can't stands no more of this. Forget about Calgon taking me away, MALETTS come take me away!!! You hear that Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you honey. I'll be the one with the big stick. Mallet that is...long handle...big head | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 280 Registered: 4-2004 |
(Stepping out of character momentarily...) <<<<<<<<Chokin'...can't breathe LMBAO !!! | ||
Vonnie (vonnie) 5-Doyen Username: vonnie Post Number: 285 Registered: 3-2004 |
Dyva my sis, You reign supreme, look what you've done!! 1Wicked is the prime example of ultra behaviour modification consistent with sustained "malletization". Great job! We will have to work on the other malingers(they know who they are) post haste. You would think that the cranium crowning one person received (will not mention their name)at the Iridium, would be a warning to all, shape up or face the painful application of the mallett. Dyva, thank you for your stellar example, we need more dedicated individuals such as yourself. Moe and I will always be forever grateful for your leadership. Now we must work on recruiting others, our SoulSis, was somewhat reluctant participating in the application of the mallett to(you know who). In one of her posts she said, "they made me do it", but did you notice that look of glee while she was participating.hmmmmm Speak with you soon! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 890 Registered: 4-2004 |
Vonnie, 1Wicked is VEXED. LOL. We will talk. LOL! | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 281 Registered: 4-2004 |
Vexed M'Lady ?? I have oft been called "tetched"...but NEVER vexed !! | ||
Soul Sister (soul_sister) 6-Zenith Username: soul_sister Post Number: 1519 Registered: 4-2004 |
LMAO Vonnie & Dyva; Yes, I kinda got a kick out of the strangle hold I had on Juice's tie, but don't tell him (HE-HE-)!! S.S. | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 892 Registered: 4-2004 |
Alright, 'tetched' 1Wicked...LOL....but in the West Indian culture VEXED can be good, bad or indifferent. *!* Go see the other pictures Soul Sister put up ya'll, they are pretty darned cool. Thread under FORUM. (Message edited by westside314 on September 09, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2291 Registered: 4-2004 |
I don't care what ANY OF YOU SAY!!! Y'all can tie me to a tree, handcuff me & Dyva can play "Oops, Upside Your Head" with that mallet on my head. I still ain't goin' out like that. I'm goin' down with the ship, I'm goin' out with my boots on, know what I mean??? You don't know what you're messing with. No you never did. You don't know what you're lookin' at & that's tough ****** kid!!! I'm still a rebel, a loner...... I am Juice!!!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 274 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, you sure you're not still waiting for Funky & his getaway car to pick you up?? By that time, I couldn't even put you back together-your head will have so many bumps that it'll look like the Alps, and you will yodel!!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 897 Registered: 4-2004 |
*You* are 'tetched'. And just in case you need a little reminder, scroll up and look at the picture of me and you again... "you've been KABONGGED". 'Oh ladies....' (NP: Green Hornet theme...) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 275 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva, We're here in Saratoga waiting for the Funks concert & I have to look at Juice's whining? You, Vonnie, and SS didn't do the job thoroughly; the man has a head of steel!!! BTW Juice the pictures will be coming after tonight......... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2293 Registered: 4-2004 |
Moe, MOI???? WHINING??? Perish the thought!! I'm a MAN BABY!!! I'm a MAN'S MAN, BABY. Let me tell you about it: Now when I was a young boy, at the age of 5 My mother said I was gonna be, the greatest man alive. But, now I'm a mannnnnnnnnn, way past 21. Want you to believe me Dyva baby I had lots of fun. I'M A MANNNNNNNNNNN!!!I Spell MMMMMMMMM.......AAAAAAAAAA Child. NNNNNNNNN!!! That represents MANNNNNN!!! No BBBBBB, OOOOOOO child. YYYYYYYYYYYYY. That mean MANNISH boy!!! I'm a MANNNNNNNNNNN!!!! I'm a full grown MAN I'm a MANNNNNNNNNN!!!I'm a natural born lovers MAN!! I'm a MANNNNNNNN!!! I'm a rollin' stone I'm a MANNNNNNNN!!! I'm a hoochie coochie MAN!!! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! See, you don't get to me with that curvacious body (pant, PANT!!!). You don't move me with that smile (SWEAT, SWEAT!!!!) I see through you!! So what, you're attractive (SWEAT, PANT, SWEAT, SWEAT, PANT!!!!) SO WHAT!!!! I'M CUTE TOO!!! You didn't need to wear those jewelries, you didn't need to wear those fancy clothes (SWEAT, PANT, SWEAT!!!). AND......WHO CARES that that dress (PANT! PANT! SWEAT!!!) fit you like a glove???? (PANT! PANT! PANT!) Did you really think that was gonna get to JUICE??!!??!!?? That might work on some men (HINT, HINT, RIGHT WICKED????) But not Juice, Baby. NOT JUICE!!! I'm Juice baby & I never let 'em see me sweat. WHEW!!! Damn, it's getting hot in here. Anyway, you can't dazzle me with your smile, not JUICE baby!! (Ohhh, it can core an apple!!!) But it's alright with me now. You see, I've been to the Irridium & I faced the mallet, wood to head. And I say to thee Miss D.....yva, if the wood is with me, can't NO MALLET BE AGAINST ME!!! SO, get away from me your mallet. I got a fresh supply of Glade, Lemon Pledge & Murphys' oil soap for this wood floor of mine & I'm in the mood to wax something. So, it might as well be the mallet!!! For the mallet is good!!! I ain't afraid of no mallet. So, attempt to smite me if you wish. In the end, me & MY mallet shall prevail!!! For the mallet knows that I shall be gentle & loving & never lead it into harms way!!! And in parting, I say unto you..... Got Wicked sprung dere girl!!!!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 569 Registered: 4-2004 |
LMBOOTF!!!!!! I swear I feel like I'm reading an urban comic book-LOL!! You all are making my stomach hurt with this The Adventures Of Mallettcatraz & A Cast Of Characters.. (Message edited by Mistrivia1 on September 10, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2303 Registered: 4-2004 |
My name is Juice, I'm swimming under woderrrrr. My name is Juice, I'm swimming under woderrr. Then the bubbles came & Juice commenced to see from where they came.......And then a big brown shark came!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 10, 2004) | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 282 Registered: 4-2004 |
Okay...I resemble that remark...but after being on the lam with $$$Bill and you...hiding out, Vienna sausages & dry Top Ramen for lunch and dinner, missing regular showers & baths, my Right Guard goin' left and my Secret tellin' everybody + my subsequent injuries...wasn't my decision an easy one to make ?? I mean Juice...I guess you look aiight...as far as dudes go & all....but the question remains: Would I rather wake up in the same house/city/county/state as you...or Dyva ? Think real hard now...you...or Dyva...you...or Dyva. You lose homie !! (LOL) If the script was flipped...I'd understand, Bruh...so don't hate...congratulate ! BTW...don't think I forgot that lil episode before I left the good ole U.S. of A....when ole Juice spilled himself all over the joint in praise of a certain someone. Uh-huh...forgot that one did ya Bruh ? It's okay Juice...it's okay to be that MAAAAN...but speaking for myself: I used ta think that the best in things in life were the things that only money could buy So I hustled instead...never took time to play There was nothing new that I wouldn't try Then one day I found There was no love around I was feeling kinda empty inside Without the love of someone Living just ain't no fun And that's when I first realized That it's love that really counts Everything else can run out... | ||
Vonnie (vonnie) 5-Doyen Username: vonnie Post Number: 286 Registered: 3-2004 |
1 Wicked, I laud you for your change of heart, mind, body and soul. The Mallet has proven to be mightier than the sword. Others should follow your example, (i.e., Juice and the dormant Funky$Bill). You can now rest in peace knowing and experiencing the wiles of our leader Dyva. Thy cranium has been set free and thy spirit is cleansed and balmed. Those who still choose to "Fight The Power" are destined for a rude awakening, the path of least resistance is redeeming and soothing to the cranium. The olive branch has been extended and those who choose to remain outlaws, will be smitten with the mallet. Here Ye, Here Ye, I say to those who think they are malleable,we will find you and we will mold you. | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 285 Registered: 4-2004 |
Thank you Vonnie...I'll be appreciating those "wiles" henceforth & forever too !! Juice...I know you don't understand...but that's okay. Sooner or later, it'll all hit ya. In the meantime...in the spirit of friendship..... I'd like to buy the world a home Grow apple trees & honeybees and snow white turtle doves I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony I'd like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company... (Hey...it's better tham just tellin' ya to have a Coke & a smile....) (LOL) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 278 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva & Vonnie, We will rebuild all of those who resist!!!!! Are you on the lam again, Funky $$Bill?? ahhhhhh yessssssss 1Wicked!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2310 Registered: 4-2004 |
OH NO!!!! This brother just quoted my second favorite Natural Four song. In that spirit I ask you this my brother: " Can This Be Real...can it really, really really be true"????? Oh my brother, you've got it bad....REAL BAD!!! It's not too late to come on back home bro! She don't really love you man. In fact, I can hear the words of her song of love to you ringing in my head, following my last malletization..... "Wicked, Wicked, don't get hooked on D Wicked, Wicked, don't get hooked on D I'll malletize you & then set you free Wicked, Wicked, don't get hooked on DDDDDDDDD"!!! Come on brother, pull yourself together!!! It's not too late!! Or are you, like Donnie Elbert "TOO FAR GONE"????? | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 279 Registered: 4-2004 |
TOO FAR GONE, Juice? What about HAVE I SINNED?? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2314 Registered: 4-2004 |
This is some fine mess that Wicked's gotten himself into here!!! This was originally one of my "Songs From Malletcatraz - Lost Songs From The Rock". The original version was written during my incarceration on "DA ROCK". However, after reading the sad words of the deceived 1Wicked, I've revised the lyrics, to warn the brother of his ill advised blind faith, to the devious Ms DyvaNaye!!! I call this one...................... MALLETIZED!!! LIKE TO HEAR IT, HERE IT GOES!!!!! (Malletized) La la la la la, ha ha ah ah ah ah Malletized D's got you malletized All it took was just one little lump between your eyes So, play whatever she says Some Smokey, or some Marvin Gaye (Because they sound goooooood) La la la, ha ha She'll play some James Brown, Funkadelic...make you dance In her musical spell, you've got no chance She'll play Otis (Play some Otis) She'll play Sam Cooke too (Sam too) You'll dance right out of your pants...Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh h Malletized Gee, gee, you're so-ooo-ohhh Malletized Just one lump, from that mallets' hit One lump from that sweet, sweet licking stick She'll steal your albums from you, man, don't you know-ooo-ohhh All the jams you got, all the jams you got, won't be yours, no they won't (She'll take them from you) La la la, ha ha D's got you (Malletized) in the spell that she cast She, She'll make it last (Malletized) Whoa, whoa, so malletized, HEYYY-YAYYAYYYAYYY!! (Malletized) Malletized, mmm, whoa-ooo-ohhh (Malletized)You're so malletized, mmmmm Etcetera, etcetera, and so forth!!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2315 Registered: 4-2004 |
Err ahh Moe, At the rate he's going, I'm gonna have to write an original piece called "Yo Azz Be Grass & Dyva's Got The Lawnmower....Bottoms Up". This is just plain sad!!!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 280 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, I'll look forward to your lyrics | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2318 Registered: 4-2004 |
Already posted | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 899 Registered: 4-2004 |
I am just reading this stuff and I must tell you my mascara is ruined from laughing...lol....! Juice, it is funny that you chose Hypnotized...that song was part of my repitoire for years...Linda Jones is my favorite soul singer. Great choice! LOL! 1Wicked: *!*, etc. LOL! 'missing right guard and regular showers...' LOL! Yeah its best to keep it a 'Secret'. Juice: Parliament:'Syndrome...tweedle -ly dum...hum-drum Juice will come...You can dig it! This is the DyvaNaye...on another day, chasing the rebels away...protector of the 'pleasure principle' ha-ha-ha...I'll KABONGG YOU WITH THE BOP GUN!!!( the Mallett) ...and then in the words of Barry White...my new moniker...'Im qualified to Mallettize you...any way you want me to...' Tempts: 'Run Run Run...but you sure cant hide...''Runaway Child, running wild'... Listen: We are all around...there are some who wont even reveal their identity...you will see it in their writing, their pattern of speech...the way they choose to live...YOU, Juice are out numbered. Go back to SDA and read the priciples...practice again... The chant over you is: 'Syndrome, tweedly dum, hum drum, Juice will come'..... (Think 'What's Love go to do with it'...the chanting scene)...although we are funkier...we are using Parliament-Funkadelic... Effective today - the "Bop Gun" a/k/a Mallett II has been instituted. This instrument has a strong effect where as my trusty confidant 1Wicked has successfully implemented a 700,000 volt TAZER 'bop jolt', which also brands you with the Mallettcatraz insignia 'M'...'what do you do when your branded?'....We are proud of this new weapon and take pride to introduce it to the masses today...(hear the crowd roar)... as you came no where NEAR to discovering our secret lair...'it's a mere bag of shells' to us,...ha-ha! pick up your mug-piece from the floor 'playa'... you found the offices where case files and computers are stored!...If you were to find our real location,...well let's just say 'we would have to make you an offer, you could not refuse'...You could 'NEVAH' infultrate the 'LAIR'...'muh hoo hoo ha ha ha.......!!!!!!!' Staff: To the Mallett's Lair... 'Syndrome, tweedle-ly dum, hum drum, JUICE WILL COME'.... 'Give it up, turn it a-loose!' HA! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 900 Registered: 4-2004 |
I have to add this: To meet Juice, you would not think that he was so DIABOLICAL...so calm...so even tempered...but then again, so was the JOKER in BATMAN... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2334 Registered: 4-2004 |
And just like The Joker, I too wonder where y'all get those wonderful toys??? So, I say to you in parting, it's been a wood mallet honey. Wishing you love, peace and.......... Since you mentioned DA JOKER, I ask you this...... HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL, IN THE IRIDIUM'S BLUE LIGHT????? WELL, HAVE YOU???? YEEEE HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA HARRRRRRR!!!! And by the way, exactly WHERE is "Mr. Driving Ms Dyva" these days?? Or did y'all run out of Calgon & Perrier??? The silence is deafening. Maybe you malletized him for quoting the dreadfully UNSOUFUL "Coca Cola" song! Oh, the brother broke some rules there. You don't quote The Rooftop Singers in a SOUL THREAD. That just can't be tolerated here!! That is an egregious offense. He needs more "ATTITUDE CORRECTION". DYVA SINGING: "I'd like to malletize his dome & slap him with my gloves. Tie him to trees, break both his knees. That song gets him no love. I'd like to make his skull bones ring in Soulful harmony. Yes, I'll buy Wicked that Damn Coke & fill it with anti-freeze". You got the right one baby......HUHHHHHHHHH????? "Eise be gettin' round bout to da store & fetch you the new Funkadelic CD Ms Dyva. Eise sho will". The saga continnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuess ssss! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 12, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2338 Registered: 4-2004 |
Err, uh, ah Dyva, Yes, it IS funny that I chose Malletized, isn't it? And you don't think that I know you.....HA!!!! That's right, I'm in your mind, in your system. That's right, day by day & night by night.....in yo system. YEEE HAAAAAR HAAAAAR HARRRRR!!!! And since some folks around here like to quote Soul songs (and corny Pop commercials too), let me drop this one oops upside your head & to quote Full Force "Oh ho ho, this is how the story goes": (Oh Juice...sing to me baby) I can pull a rabbit out of my hat..disappear & return like (SNAP!!!) I'm the Mallet Man...yes I am. Tricks with mallets are easy to do Your trick on Wicked will make him blue Cause baby, I'm the Mallet Man, yes I am I'm the Mallet Man & HOW my Mallet STANDS...UP for all that's right & Mallet knows no fear. You can't knock him down, nor turn him upside down Cause he'll be around to bash...bash...bash... you dear. So, if your skull is broken, bring it to me One more bash, will mend it, ooh, you'll see Baby, I'm the Mallet Man, yeah With stars & lights, I'll dazzle your eyes Don't scream & fight, soon you'll realize, baby... I'm the Mallet Man. I'm the Mallet Man & HOW my Mallet STANDS...UP for all that's right & Mallet knows no fear. You can't knock him down, nor turn him upside down Cause he'll be around to bash...bash...bash you. To bassssssssssssssssssssssssssss h, you deeeeeeeeeeear. DISCLAIMER: NO SONGS WERE HARMED DURING THIS POSTING!!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 12, 2004) (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 12, 2004) | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 606 Registered: 3-2004 |
Man Juice, you're acting just like a damn lightning rod. I'm going to keep a few feet between us at all times. Why don't you just go and eat a hornet's nest? Hey....good song though.... | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 588 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ralph-LOL that hornet's nest would be more painful than the mallet!!! He is quick on the draw with a parody, though!!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2352 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Ralph & Re Re, If the shoe fits, you can not acquit!!! I'm guilty as charged. Hey, someone's gotta take a stand up in here! Just call me "Juice, the man with el gran cojones"!!! | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 589 Registered: 4-2004 |
LOL!!! In the voice of Sha Nay-Nay, You So Craazy! (Message edited by Mistrivia1 on September 13, 2004) | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 287 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice: I'm takin care of business Juiceman..can't you see ? I'm keeping Dyva happy And THAT is all I need Bruh, sometimes it may seem I'm not down with you Whoa...I'd love to spend more time but I, I got so many things to do Oh, oh, oh, oh I got work to do I got work, Bruh (I got work to do) I got a job, Bruh (I got work to do) I got work to do (I got work to do) I'm on my new mission Juiceman, can't you see ? I'm putting in the effort To make Dyva smile lovingly So fix that Mallet hole you're sportin' And stop drinkin' Haterade And you might as well get used to Me & Dyva doin' great... Ohhhh I, I, I, I got work to do..... | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 901 Registered: 4-2004 |
Do do do do do do do do dodododo do do do do do do do do do-do... He's out here trying to make it, Juicey cant you see?! He got a Mallett for you... and a score for me... Some times it may seem We're jesting you We got so many souls to 'save' It's the SDA thing to do... Ohhhhh, I and Wicked and Crew WE GOT WORK TO DO We've got a mission baby, (we got work to do) We've got a goal baby (we got work to do) We've got a mallett baby (we got work to do) Every body's got work to do Me and the crew Wicked too... Ahhhhh, hoo hoo! (Mix the Isley and Main Ingredient versions...you can blend the lyrics pretty good! LOL!) 'Syndrome, tweedly dum...' | ||
Charise (mistrivia1) 6-Zenith Username: mistrivia1 Post Number: 592 Registered: 4-2004 |
DyvaNaye-LOL!!!!! You Go, Girl, I like that!!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 287 Registered: 4-2004 |
Charise, Ya beat me on Sha-Nay-Nay!!!! I follow orders, Dyva, who's next?? I still want to know if Funky $Bill is lurking in the shadows???????? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2367 Registered: 4-2004 |
So you like The Isleys, do ya??? WELL!!!! You didn't really think that you'd get away with that, now did you??? You know that Juice ALWAYS has an answer!!! So, I see your Rudolph & Kelly & I raise you one Ronald & Ernie Isley!!!! So, with that in mind, here's my answer to you: Lumps are in the making This I guarantee...yeah Dyva, I ain't fakin' Juice gonna fight the mallet that be Though I know your mallets Hide behind the scenes...yeah Sneakin' up all around me Wanna bash my brain I try to post my opinions Y'all say I'm just too damn proud I kept on talkin' about 'em D bashed my head on the ground When I rolled out with Funky D threw my ass underground And banged her mallet on my crown Lumps are in the making This I guarantee...yeah Dyva, I ain't fakin' Juice gonna fight the mallet that be I don't understand it Why can't Wicked see...yeah Vonnie gives him wrong answers Moe gets in the way Well, Juice ain't quite that easy I'm gon' have my fun, oh boy I'll get satisfaction Keepin' on the run I try to post my opinions Y'all say I'm just too damn proud I kept on talkin' about 'em D bashed my head on the ground When I rolled out with Funky D threw my ass underground And banged her mallet on my crown Lumps are in the making This I guarantee...yeah Dyva, I ain't fakin' Juice gonna fight the mallet that be Gon' Fight it Gon' fight the mallet Gon' fight it Gon' fight the mallet, Dyva, Vonnie, Moe Gon' Fight it Gon' fight the mallet Gon' fight it Gon' fight the mallet, Dyva, Vonnie, Moe | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 905 Registered: 4-2004 |
ha! While were in the hall of *LE* ISLEY BROTHERS: Buss it playa! (Inspired by: Take Me To The Next Phase) "WE NEED VOLUNTEERS"... were the people of the 'Malletsville' ...somethings happening... same old feeling, coming back again... Take him to the next phase ladies... take...him Take a unwilling soul to the next phase... take him to the next phase ladies... take...him take his soul to the next phase... Come on...Juice... you cant fight this feeling, yeah... COME ON JUICE! the mallett's getting to reeling... "WE NEED VOLUNTEERS" Were the attitude adjusters known as the JUICE-BUSTERS ...somethings happening... I wanna thank *Ralph* for letting us do it ALL AGAIN... Take Juice to the next phase ladies, take him... take his butt to the next phase take Juice to the next phase ladies take him... TAKE HIM AND KABONGG HIM TO THE NEXT PHASE Everybody say 'JUICE' Everybody say 'JUICE' (I like like it yeah...) 'Ka...bongg...ka....bongg...ka ....bongg'.... Come on, Juice... We'll whip you with the feeling yeah.... COME ON, ...JUICE!... YOU CANT FIGHT THIS FEELING...ha! WE GOT IT!!! (crowd chants) ka-bongg-ka-bongg-ka-bongg-ka- bongg-ka-bongg-ka-bongg-ka-bon gg-ka-bongg... YA'LL KEEP ON 'BONGGING!.... Everybody say 'Juice!, Juice!, Juice!, Juice!, Juice!, Juice! Juice!....(to fade...) 'Syndrome..tweedly dum...' | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2376 Registered: 4-2004 |
Well, well, well!!! So we like Isley Brothers songs, don't we. WELL, let me hit you up with a real blast from the past, an oldie but a goodie. And it goes a lil' sumthin' like this: Ooh this poor head of mine, Moe's bashed 1,000 times Each time I got away, hoped to be gone to stay Vonnie pounded my dome & my blood did flow Dyva came back again, pounding me more & more Maybe it's my mistake, cause I refuse to be malletized And each day that passes by Funky got y'all never knowin' where the Juiceman is goin' And I I beat you-ou-ou, yes it's true My poor head won't bleed 'cause of you I beat you-ou-ou, yes you blew Dyva, Moe, Vonnie....Wicked too This poor head of mine, is glad y'all ain't around Making the blood inside start pouring down Try to hit me like a kiss, with your mallets you will swing & miss Dyva just control yourself Godfather Ralph is grinnin', cause my head's no longer spinnin' & I I beat you-ou-ou, yes it's true My poor head won't bleed 'cause of you I beat you-ou-ou, yes you blew Dyva, Moe, Vonnie....Wicked too I try hard to hide my grin inside This poor head of mine no longer keeps me cryin' Y'all wanna beat on me, like a piece of meat But I stand here today, no longer weak Malletize me a hundred times A hundred times I'll come right back Rest assured, you will not defeat me So don't be scared to shout it, tell the world about it, that Juice Juice beat you-ou-ou My poor head (my poor head) won't bleed 'cause of you Juice beat you-ou-ou My poor head (my poor head) won't bleed 'cause of you Juice beat you-ou-ou, y'all are through Dyva, Moe, Vonnie, Wicked too!!! CUT TO WHODINI....... CLAP...CLAP...CLAP...CLAP.... JUICE!! JUICE!! WHO'S THAT GUY WHO DONE BUSTED LOOSE???? JUICE!! JUICE!!! CHOPPED Y'ALL DOWN TO SIZE & HIS NAME AIN'T BRUCE(EIIIYAH!!!!) JUICE!! JUICE!! AIN'T THE ACE OF SPADES, I'M MORE LIKE THE DEUCE!! JUICE!! JUICE!! GOT YOU PEOPLE READY TO CALL A TRUCE!! JUICE!! JUICE!! PLANTED MY FOOT ALL IN YOUR CABOOSE!!! JUICE!! JUICE!! JIMMMAAAAAAAYYYY, DO WE HAVE A DEAL??? YIMMI YIMMI YUM YUM, JUICE IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME. HMMMMMMM....HMMMMMMMMMM ARE Y'ALL READY FOR JUICE? (ARE YOU READY FOR JUICE?) CAUSE HE'S READY FOR YOU (CAUSE HE'S READY FOR YOU) COME ON LET ME SHOW YOU FOLKS, WHAT THE JUICE CAN DO (WHAT THE JUICE CAN DO) ARE YOU READY FOR JUICE? (ARE YOU READY FOR JUICE?) I CAN MAKE IT LIKE NEW (I CAN MAKE IT LIKE NEW) YIII, YIII, YIII, OOH WOO, WOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOH!!!!! ........... JUICE & THE EBONY SPARKS Now, that's 3 for the price of one.!!! Like Sandman said to Cliff Huxtable...... CHALLONNNNNGGE!!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 14, 2004) (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 292 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice honey, This is one I will save forever!!! LOL!!! HAHA!! "Juice & the Ebony Sparks"?? You still stuck on group in 5 Heartbeats?? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2378 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Moe, Same old Juicefree. I got to fight every night to prove my love | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 289 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ahhhh ha Ha ha Gone gone gone gone gone Midnight Sky & all is in order Juice is layin' low...South of the border And by the look of her weapon Dyva has been malletizing near and far (Awww Juice) Mornin' and there you are All lumped up...can u feel it ? Change your ways Are ya crazy, Bruh ? She layin' wood ! Crutch filled days..all in your mind You have no sense of direction You're left making parodies & a few rhymes Under the Midnight Sky All lumped up...can u feel it ? The greatest pleasure To break connection Join the soulful folks in fun An invitation to fight Temptation Join SDF in fun... (Ernie...take him on out >>>>>) | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 910 Registered: 4-2004 |
1Wicked: *!* - Midnight Sky....SMOKER! Made me pull out the LP this AM! Ill be back with another response to 'SirNoseD'VoidaMallett' Juice when I get home...much Kabongging at work today... LOL to your lyrics...'all lumped up, can you feel it?' lol! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2379 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ok people!!! It's time for me to break out the big guns. I'm gonna take it to DA MAN!!! Oh Godfather, these folks try to vex me. These kabonnggers are relentless. I'm tryin' to play it cool, so before I get all medieval up in hear, up in hear, I appeal to you this one time in song: Ralph, the four of them beat at my door Kabonngging me is what they're hoping for With you Godfather, my own I'll never be alone And Godfather, I hope you'll see That they never kabonngg me (never kabonngg me) Ralph, they're always running here & there (here & there) tryin' to strip me of my underwearrrrrrr (underwear) They want to beat my behind But, Juice they'll never find Godfather, let them know That you'll tie rocks to their toes (tie rocks to their toes) Ohh, why must Juice, have to fleeeeeee Godfather, break their knees (Oh why must Juice......have to flee Godfatherrrrrrrr....break their knees) Ralph, most people I know you can sway (you can sway) If they don't listen, they'll be M.I.A.A.A. (M.I.A.A.A.A.A) They know your friendship is true You'll choke 'em till they turn blue I know they'll flee down South Cause I've got a friend like Ralph (A friend) Like Ralph (A friend) Like RALPPPPPPHH (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2380 Registered: 4-2004 |
Oh, by the way Dyva & Wicked, I have a parody of YOUR parody. Still keepin' it in the Isley family, here we go: I ain't scared of no mallets, Dyva can't you see I make some posts for you & my posts shall set you free Whoa, Sometimes it may seem Vonnie, like I'm just jerkin' you But, you'll find out in time, Moe That your mallets wont get through Ohh, your mallet days are through I got a helmet y'all (your mallets won't get through) Made out of steel y'all (your mallets won't get through) Your mallet days are through (your mallets won't get through) Your mallet days are through (your mallets wont get through) Oh, I'm on the forum posting, Vonnie can't you see And Dyva don't like what I say, let's talk truthfully Moe can keep that mallet swingin', And Wicked can keep the faith But Funky's on his way, even though he's a little late. Ohhh, Ohh Ohhh... Your, mallet days are through I got Ralph y'all (your mallets won't get through) Looking out y'all (your mallets wont get through) I'm workin' on Re Re y'all (your mallets wont get through) To hide me out, y'all (your mallets won't get through) YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! !!! DO do do do do do do...do do do Do do do do do do do..yeaaaaaahh yeaaah DO do do do do do do...do do do Do do do do do do do..Ohhhh, ohhhh, ohh... Your, mallet days are through I got Ralph y'all (your mallets won't get through) On my side y'all (your mallets wont get through) I'm workin' on Re Re y'all (your mallets wont get through) To hide me out, y'all (your mallets won't get through I ain't scared of no mallets, Dyva can't you see I make some posts for you & my posts shall set you free Whoa, Sometimes it may seem vonnie,like I'm just jerkin' you But, you'll find out in time, Moe That your mallets wont get through Ohh, your mallet days are through I got a helmet y'all (your mallets won't get through) Made out of steel y'all (your mallets won't get through) Your mallet days are through (your mallets won't get through) Your mallet days are through (your mallets wont get through) Your, mallet days are through I got Ralph y'all (your mallets won't get through) Lookin' out y'all (your mallets wont get through) I'm workin' on Re Re y'all (your mallets wont get through) To hide me out, y'all (your mallets won't get through (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2383 Registered: 4-2004 |
Fellas, can I do it like I did before!!! (YEAH!!!) I wanna get into it lak-a, lak-a post machine, postin', doin' it you know. Maceo, better play so they know ya in hear! FREDDD! (WHAT?) FREDDD!! (I SAID WHAT?) HUH!!!! EYE-A, EYE-A, EYE-A EYE-A....HEEYYYYYY!! SHAMMALAMMANA!!! YEEEEEEOWWWWW! HEYYYY, HEYYYYY, HEYYYY HEYYYYY...UH AHHH! GOOD GOD!! TAKE 'EM TO THE BRIDGE & DROP 'EM OFFF.................But tonight, I feel like doin' it in D. Dog the D, Nasty D....DISCO D!! Gonna do this one 1975 DISCO style. HERE WE GO.... Dyva, Dyva, let's get together.... Vonnie, Moe.... Wicked too There's something that, AWW, something that I want to do to you...AWWW Gonna feel the smack, of my mallets'crack KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!! Dead upside your heads. gonna need some meds KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin'KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! You malletizers, I'll meet you Same place, same time When we get, AWW, get together I'll Take my mallet & bash your domes, AWWW Gonna jump & prance, while my mallet does it's dance KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! Gonna feel good, bashing you with my wood KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! BAY-BAY!! (DANCE BREAK) Gonna feel the smack, of my mallets'crack KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!! Dead upside your heads. gonna need some meds KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin'KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! Gonna jump & prance, while my mallet does it's dance KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! Gonna feel good, bashing you with my wood KABONNGG TONIGHT!!! Y'all gettin' KABONNGGED TONIGHT!!! BAY-BAY KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED KABONNGGED TONIGHT BAY-BAY!!! Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo woo woo KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED, KABONNGGED KABONNGGED TONIGHT BAY-BAY!!! Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo woo woo (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 298 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, Who do you love? I wanna know (I wanna know)... Well, Wicked, we know about you!!!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2384 Registered: 4-2004 |
Moe, I'm a Free Man (Free Man) I'm a Free Man & talkin' 'bout it Moe, I'm a Free Man (Free Man) I'm a Free Man & braggin' 'bout it | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 300 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, You're a free man as long as the "Godfather" protects you & you know it!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 301 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice, Ya gonna stop........doggin around?? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2385 Registered: 4-2004 |
Yes Moe, And that is why I honor & respect The Godfather (Head bowed humbly) I never dog around, instead...I chill But, if you wanna know WHAT I love.... I love the homelife, I eat my chili To the Tv's sounddddd....OOH Yeah!! I love the homelife, don't need to boogie myself into the grounnnnnddd...OOH YEAH (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 302 Registered: 4-2004 |
The Godfather is extremely traditional..... paying your respects keeps you out of most of the trouble............... BUT.......don't discount Dyva, Vonnie, and I YET! You already know that sometimes I have the ability to make the Godfather see things my way!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2387 Registered: 4-2004 |
AHH SO MOE!!!! You're very crafty!!! Using the Jedi Lemon Bar trick on DA GODFATHER!!!! You know that he cannot resist, it's like kryptonite to Superman! That's really playing dirty!! Who knew that such a pretty lady could be so deviously evil??? Same 'ol Moe!!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 617 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice, It's true. I carry a lot of weight here. ( Just look at yourself Ralph...a quote form Dyva ) Not that kind of weight!!!! I AM the Godfather. But damn, Juice...those lemon bars...I know there's some Mojo wrapped up in those babies. And Moe is right. She's got a " bag full" of tricks that Santa Clause couldn't carry around. You're my main man Juice, but ya gotta know what I'm up against. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2388 Registered: 4-2004 |
Et tu Godfather?? Et tu??? It's ok Ralph, You have my deepest sympathy! Yes, there are some powers that evn DA MALLET can't overcome. Been that way ever since Eden But Ralph Godfather, I ask you....... What's Moe got that I ain't got????? (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 15, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2389 Registered: 4-2004 |
WHOAAAAAA!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT AT ALL!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!! Oops, gotta go regroup after that one!!!! DAMN MALLETIZERS they're in my brain!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 303 Registered: 4-2004 |
A Pocketful of Miracles, right honey oh Godfather? Not to mention various assortment of baked goods!! Hey, Juice, you'd be lost in my house if I baked for you......... ASK THE GODFATHER!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2390 Registered: 4-2004 |
Oh Godfather, Is that weally, weally troo??? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 618 Registered: 3-2004 |
Juice, She's REALLY good. When Moe is here she cooks up enough vittles to keep in the freezer so I can eat after she leaves. NOW I'm starting to get it Juice.....She's got the "ol Mumbo Jumbo on me but good.....Damn Juice! I like it! What's the antidote? McDonalds?? I can't do THAT!!! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 304 Registered: 4-2004 |
I will never let you do that, honey You never starve when I'm around | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 290 Registered: 4-2004 |
Juice thinks I'm a foolish dreamer But I don't care Cause I know my happiness is found Right here (right here) I wish ole Juice would stop his whining And seek the joys he's never seen But, instead I'll enjoy the moment And hear him scream oh-oh-on-oh hear him scream Whoa oh "Boom" ...I'd like to duck away from here Where my head & my face are mallet clear And I won't need the band-aids that I always need And Dyva & Moe can Malletize anybody but me Whoa, I'd like to greet Juice each mornin' Help him overcome his Syndrome plight But he's gotta drop to his knees for Moe & Dyva To make sure he's comin' right... I know the Mallets caused him pains And I know he's damn near lame But everyone finds the SDF way Somehow, someway, someday Ohh "Boom" Don't ya wanna duck away from here Where your head & face are Mallet clear And you won't need the band-aids that you always need ? I wish ole Juice were truly happy But he's on the run So Dyvas still got to lay Mallet Upside his dome (upside his dome) Oh "Boom" Feelin' Mallets upside your head Awww...Lumped up in all shades of red.... | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2391 Registered: 4-2004 |
Well, well, well!!! Look at who's been shopping at "Lyrics Farm"!!!! OOOH, you're getting so much better at this. However, I too shop there. In the spirit of Love, Peace & Soul, I offer this last gesture, an olive branch, if you will. I'm gonna get real SMOOOOOOTH right about now. I'm gonna take you back, WAY BACK, back into time!! COME ON TEDDY & ANTHONY....LET'S HIT THEM WITH THE SMOOTHNESS..... Well you want to malletize my poor head If you start to put some lumps on my head I'll feel bluuuuuue, I'll feel bluuu-woo-wooooo Y'all should be....nice to me But y'all treat me badly, I'm getting...the hell away from yooooooooou If you try to malletize my poor head How will you explain the blood that I'll shed Cause of yooooooou, cause of yooo-woo-oooooh Y'all chase me....Each morning..... While seeking to bash me... I gotta tell y'all I am getting pissedddddd Malletize my poor headdddd Moe, you doooooooo Lump up my headdddddd Vonnie too Mallet my head...day & night... night & day & night Wrong or right I shall say DyvaNayeeeeeeee...must make this crap stop There's no reason why...poor Juice should cry Should y'all crack my top! So you want to malletize my poor head Said you want to malletize my poor head Mallet my headddddd...no, don't you-ooo Mallet my head....Wicked too Try to mallet my head...day & night... night & day & night.... Y'ALL AIN'T RIGHT.... Night & day & night.... Y'ALL AIN'T RIGHT....day or night Everyday, every, every day (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 16, 2004) | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 291 Registered: 4-2004 |
Moe: (Re: 9/15)...What you know about me ??? (Looking innocent...or at least trying to...before slipping back to his dream state while humming/singing a Memphis Horns track to which he's added original lyrics..) A life filled with fantasies Of finding someone like you My dream come true I dedicate all I do Just for your love...just for your love Just for your love Just for your love Just for your love I would do anything I would do anything for you (Repeat x 2) In you I've found what dreams are made of Through you a re-defining of true love I need you today & all my tomorrows Just for your love...just for your love (Repeat hook 2x) In me you can always depend Before all else you are my best friend There's nothing I won't do, my lady Just for your love...just for your love (Repeat hook 3x & fade) Add'l lyrics: Wickedtoons, Inc. admin. by Fridays Child, Inc. (cause he'll make sure a Brotha gets paid) BMI, ASCAP, SESAC, LTD, AWB, TOP,HNIC, TMI, LMAO, ETC. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2394 Registered: 4-2004 |
Wicked: Damn Papi, I didn't know you had it like that. You all romantic & sheeet. What, you tryin' to make the fellas fall in love up in here. Hell, forget about Moe. I'm starting to get turned on by all that B.S. you're spewing. LMCBAOFS!!!!! Translated: Laughing My Crazy Brown ........For Sure | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 306 Registered: 4-2004 |
Wicked, You're good!!! You still hangin in the Malletcave?? | ||
1wicked (1wicked) 5-Doyen Username: 1wicked Post Number: 293 Registered: 4-2004 |
Moe: Same MalletChannel All MalletTime Would I wanna be anywhere else ??? | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 307 Registered: 4-2004 |
Naw, you're right, Wicked You get perks in the cave under Bust Ya Skull!! | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 914 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey! Been busy crew...but 'Baby, Im back...' JUICE: Just for you "bruh" : (Inspired by Paul Simon's "KODACHROME") When I reflect back on the ill conceived CRAP you learned 'street-school'... It's no wonder that you cant think at all - And though your lack of *Dyva*-cation' has proved hurt you some - Let me help you read the writing on the wall! Were gonna 'BUST YOUR DOME'... So you can see nice bright colors and bodily black and blue with greens 'you'll cover' So you can see all the tough love we can provide - oh yeah! I've got a nice carved 'hammer' Id love to take a swing like a bat So Juicie you make 'Bustin' Your Dome' CHILDS PLAY! If you took all the 'Juice's' I 'kabongged' When I first mingled And brought them all together for a view- I know they never match the expectations of what a 'rebel' could do... They now bow to the Malletting scepter of me, 'The D'... 'Bust Your Dome'... so you can see nice bright colors add red, black and blue with green you'll cover For running around thinking youre a lover with a devoid plan, Oh Yeah! I've got a Nikon Digital Camera 1 Wicked took your photograph of us taking a swing at Busting Your Dome for sport and play! Juice we like to Bust Your Dome for sport and play Juice we like to Bust your Dome for sport and play... Juice we like to bust your dome Juice we like to bust your dome Juice we like to bust your dome for play... Juice we like to bust your dome Me,Vonnie,Charise,Wicked and the Moe Juice we like to bust your dome for play! Juice we like to bust your dome, ummmmm hmmmm JUICE WE LIKE TO BUST YOUR DOME FOR SPORT AND PLAY!... Ok! (1 Wicked on the piano outro, Ralph on fiddle, Eli on bass, Soul Sister on drums/percussions). For how this all began about Bro Juice on the lam...see my next installment: '50 Ways to Leave the Mallett' Working on it now. DyvaNaye (Message edited by westside314 on September 18, 2004) | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2406 Registered: 4-2004 |
I'd like to come out to play now, however, I've got a date with The Beacon Theatre today. Gotta shave my dome, Juice's 'bout to roam. Feel like hearing some Manhattans, RG&B & some Russell Thompkins & The New Stylistics. Oh yeah, gotta hear some Eddie Holman & Jerry Butler too, with a little Delfonics on the side!! I'll have something for you tomorrow. By the way, for all of those who want the REAL 411 on the situation between me & Dyva, check out the forum thread: "BANDS/GROUPS that should REUNITE". It will show y'all what the real problem is.....ROYALTIES!!!! A certain DYVA wants all the songs & royalties for herself!! SAME AS IT EVER WAS!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on September 18, 2004) | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 916 Registered: 4-2004 |
HA! 'And You may ask youself'...'what the hell is Juice talking about?!'... Same as it ever was... | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 626 Registered: 3-2004 |
Er Ah...Dyva...I'm a keyboard player. I wouldn't know what to do with a fiddle, even though I have fiddled around once or twice in my lifetime. | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 919 Registered: 4-2004 |
And your orginal point is?.... Ralph you tune the fiddle to the keyboards. JUST PLAY ALONG, 'God Feather'. Golly! gotta teach these men everything! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 310 Registered: 4-2004 |
Dyva, LMAO!!!! How are ya?? | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 628 Registered: 3-2004 |
Dyva, God Feather??? That's funny! I feel like I've been reduced to some sort of character in a Doonsebury comic strip. | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 312 Registered: 4-2004 |
Big Bird | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 924 Registered: 4-2004 |
MOE: Ha! Im great girl. I know ya'll called me, I owe you one shortly. Where ya at? Holler at me privately. After all of the Lemon bars he ate, I guess Big Bird is appropriate....Good shot! Ha! But more important, you have the 'God Feather' under control....'Cookarella'...lol. ...use your womanly wilds with a Scorpion sting girl...hee-hee-hee! Its the one spell men cannot come from under! A GREAT MEAL! Ha! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 631 Registered: 3-2004 |
Chucklehead-ettes..... | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 632 Registered: 3-2004 |
But she CAN sling hash Dyva....I gotta say. | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2412 Registered: 4-2004 |
Ok, I'm back from the show. For the last time folks.......... THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT DA GODFATHER!!! There will be consequences & repercussions if this disrespectful conduct continues abated, up in hear, up in hear!! JUICE HAS SPOKEN!!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 633 Registered: 3-2004 |
Yeah Juice...tell 'em! I'm starting to feel like that Dangerfield guy. | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 313 Registered: 4-2004 |
Now YOU Ralph, you know how I treat you!! | ||
Ralph Terrana (ralph) Moderator Username: ralph Post Number: 635 Registered: 3-2004 |
You treat me like no other Moe, but nothing like laying a little guilt trip on the God Feather. | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 926 Registered: 4-2004 |
Even you had to admit the 'feather' in your character...lol...'Look at yourself Ralph'...lol.... Juice: SILENCE! 'Consequences and repercussions' is the first thing a person person with no real back up starts hootin' and hollerin' about...man, *be silent*. LOL. Got a song for you later playa... La DyvaNaye has spoken. 'Can you dig it?!, I knew that you could...' | ||
count (the_count) 4-Laureate Username: the_count Post Number: 93 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hey Moe, kould you please e-mail me a Alexander Grahm # i kould kall you at? Thanx, "COUNT" ss62409@wideopenwest.com | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 946 Registered: 4-2004 |
Where is Juice? | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 318 Registered: 4-2004 |
Well, we know where you are, Dyva, and you know where I am, where is Vonnie??? AND WHERE, INDEED, IS JUICE????? | ||
Juicefree20 (juicefree20) 6-Zenith Username: juicefree20 Post Number: 2615 Registered: 4-2004 |
Hello you protagonists & my oppressors! While working UNDAGROUND, I've discovered my cache of songs from Malletcatraz. These songs are being revealed for the first time anywhere. These songs chronicle my unjust & illegal incarceration in Malletcatraz by ol' YOU KNOW WHO & her minions!!! Here is all of its unadulterated glory is the second song of the non-critically acclaimed, "LOST SONGS OF MALLETCATRAZ" or simply "SONGS FROM THE ROCK"!!! It's simply called "Mallet Day". Mallet day, once those mallets seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Now, I'm kabongged it's Mallet day Suddenly, I'm not half the Juice I used to be There's a mallet hanging over me Oh, mallet day came suddenly Why'd Moe bash my dome, I don't know, she wouldn't say. Vonnie swung too long I'm kabongged on Mallet day-ay-ay-ay Mallet day, Wicked has a lot of shit to say With her mallet Dyva pounds away My ass is grass, it's mallet day. Why'd Moe bash my dome, I don't know, She wouldn't say Vonnie swung too long I'm kabonngged it's mallet day-ay-ay-ay Mallet day, Wicked has a lot of shit to say With her mallet Dyva pounds away My ass is grass, it's mallet day. OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! (Message edited by juicefree20 on October 01, 2004) | ||
DyvaNaye (westside314) 6-Zenith Username: westside314 Post Number: 975 Registered: 4-2004 |
(DyvaNaye on a silent protest of this thread until THE GOD FEATHER and his co-horts straightens out this mess....pout....pout...) Moe, make the LEMON BARS...the KRYPTONYTE is not working like it should! | ||
Moe (moe) 5-Doyen Username: moe Post Number: 347 Registered: 4-2004 |
Don't worry, Dyva, I'll get the oven ready!! |
