By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 12:28 pm:

OK ALL CALIFORNIAN'S (AND ANYONE ELSE WHO CARES TO CARPETBAG AND COME TO CALIFORNIA FOR AT LEAST ONE DAY TO VOTE)...AFTER HOLDING THE ENTIRE STATE IN SUSPENSE FOR AT LEAST 15 MINUTES...AND AT THE RISK OF GREAT PERSONAL SACRIFICE...I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR THE POSITION OF GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!!...
AFTER INITIALLY REJECTING ANY SUCH MOVEMENT TO PLACE MY NAME IN NONIMATION...I HAVE COME TO LEARN SEVERAL THINGS AS PERTAINS TO THIS MOST PRESTIGIOUS POSITION!!!...
1. PRIVATE JET
2.PERSONAL CHEF
3.NICE PAYCHECK (AND UNLIMITED OPPORTUNITIES IN THE FUTURE)
4.LIMO WITH FULL SECURITY STAFF
5.LOTS OF TRAVEL
6.CHICKS WILL DIG ME
7. NEED I SAY MORE (PLEASE SEE # 6)
NOW...IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT I SELECT MY PERSONAL STAFF WITH THE SAME CARE AND CONSIDERATION THAT I GAVE TO MY DECISION TO RUN!!!...
MY CHOICES FOR THE STUBASS GUBINATORIAL CABINET...2003!!!...

CAMPAIGN MANAGER...RALPH (IT'S YOURS FOR THE ASKING)...
BUDGET DIRECTOR...LARRY ROTT (STILL HAS THE FIRST DOLLAR HE EVER MADE)...
DIRECTOR OF LAW ENFORCEMENT ...PAULIE TREE SHOES (HEY PAULIE...THERES THIS LITTLE MATTER OF ME GETTING TAGGED FOR DOING 90 DOWN THE 101 LAST WEEK...CAN YOU HANDLE THIS???)...
DIRECTOR OF CULTURAL AFFAIRS...ISAIAH (WHO ELSE)...
DIRECTOR OF MEDIA AFFAIRS...SUE (ALTHOUGH I GET THIS STRANGE FEELING THAT SHE'LLJUMP TO THE SCHWARTZNAGGER CAMP TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE ELECTION)...
DIRECTOR OF TRANSPORTATION...THE COUNT (WHAT WITH ALL THOSE VIDEO TRUCKS RUNNING AROUND THE COUNTRY AND ALL)...
CHIEF STATE ENGINEER...RUSS TERRANA (DID THEY TEACH RUSS ANYTHING ABOUT BUILDING HIGHWAYS AT THAT ENGINEERING SCHOOL HE WENT TO???)...
DIRECTOR OF HOUSING...SOUL SISTER AND JIMMY SCOTT (HEY...YOU'RE ALREADY LOOKING FOR A HOUSE OUT HERE ANYWAYS!!!)...
DIRECTOR OF EDUCATION..."ANGEL NANCY"...SHE'LL HAVE THE WHOLE STATE DANCING TO "SHOTGUN" (PERHAPS A LAW ENFORCEMENT POSITION WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE)...
DIRECTOR OF WELFARE...VONNIE IT'S YOURS...SINCE YOU'RE WELL *AND* YOU'RE FAIR...
DIRECTOR OF PROTOCOL...FAYETTE (GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "ELITE)...
APPLICATIONS ARE NOW BEING ACCEPTED FOR ANY AND ALL OTHER POSITIONS AVAILABLE WITHIN MY ADMINISTRATION...PLEASE SEND TO RALPH...NO CHECKS PLEASE...CASH ONLY!!!...
NOW...IT'S ON TO SACRAMENTO...AND LETS WIN THERE!!!...
GOVERNOR (HOPEFUL) STUBASS

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 02:03 pm:

Mr. Future Governer,
I humbly accept your wish for me to be your campaign manager. Does this mean I also share in the #6's?? It's lonely at the top.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 02:06 pm:

RALPH!!!...INDEED YOU DO...AND I'M HOPING TO CORRAL MY OPPONANT LARRY FLYNT'S ENTIRE CAMPAIGN STAFF ONCE THIS RACE IS OVER!!!...THE GOV

By Caleb (171.75.81.114) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:11 pm:

I say go for it!!

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:19 pm:

THANKS CALEB...THERE COULD BE A JOB IN IT FOR YOU...OR AT LEAST A MEDAL OF COMMENDATION!!!...THE GOV

By Edgar (200.46.134.100) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:31 pm:

Don't you need a Director of Foreign Affairs? I am available! Have gun, will travel.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:36 pm:

LISTEN EDGAR...I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE FOREIGN WOMEN MYSELF!!!...PERHAPS SPECIAL ENVOY TO BAGHDAD COULD BE IN YOUR FUTURE!!!...THE GOV

By the count (69.14.112.184) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:37 pm:

LIGHTS,ACTION,CAMERA,-ROLL EM MR. DALE!
STU,,,I accept this position with much delite.
The krew is setting up and MR.FLYNTS staff must take their places as spokes women,but no suckin on a popsickel while speaking,or campaign shouting like a southern diplomat,Nadeeeeeean,
honey is that you?
Craft Services durring running footage will be,
MO DIGLEONNIE'S CATERING---.
"COUNT"

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:54 pm:

GLAD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD MR. SECRETARY COUNT!!!...I'M ALREADY PLANNING OUR FIRST STATE PARTY...ANY GOOD DOO WOP GROUPS YOU'D SUGGEST???...THE GOV

By KevGo (64.115.26.80) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:53 pm:

Yo Stu!
What about me, eh?!?
Kevin Goins - KevGo

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:58 pm:

KEVGO!!!...I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ASIGNMENT FOR YOU...SPECIAL EMMISSARY TO MAYOR BLOOMBERG AND GOV. PATAKI...SINCE WE'RE TAKIN OVER NEW YORK NEXT!!!...YOU IN???...STUBASS

By KevGo (64.115.26.80) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:19 pm:

Stu:
I was really interested in the Lieutenant Governor spot in Cali (hey, you gotta have someone watching your back), but I can take the Bloomberg/Pataki assignment.

Kevin Goins - KevGo

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:31 pm:

KEV!!!...SORRY...BUT THE LT. GOVERNOR IN CALIFORNIA IS AN ELECTED POSITION...BUT IF I GET IN THIS TIME...I CAN CHANGE ALL THAT...AND PERHAPS AN APPOINTMENT TO LT. GOV COULD BE IN YOUR FUTURE IN 06...OR I CAN JUST MAKE YOU GOVERNOR GENERAL OF OUR NEW TERRITORY...NEW YORK STATE!!!...THE GOV

By B. Foster (152.163.252.68) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:47 pm:

He's a complicated man, and no one understands him, except ...

By B. Foster (152.163.252.68) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:49 pm:

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:55 pm:

THANKS BFOSTER...THE TRADITION LIVES ON!!!...NOW...IF I CAN ONLY GET INTO THAT ARNOLDS CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS!!!...THE GOV

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 06:06 pm:

BFOSTER!!!...I WILL BE NEEDING AN OFFICIAL GUBINATORIAL PHOTOGRAPHER...AND YOU DO SEEM TO DO GOOD WORK???...THE GOV

By the count (69.14.112.184) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:15 pm:

HEY STU,for the finest in DOO-WOP groups for the reception party,LIL Isidore and The Inquisadores kan open for the house of represenitives as follows-----------------
THE PENTAGONS
THE SENATORS
THE PARAGONS
THE SPEAKERS
and for the female doo-wop we have-------------
MONICA LEWINSKI AND THE HUMIDORES.
There will also be fresh cuban cigars from the
MONICA LEWINSKI HUMIDORE,free plus tax.
"COUNT"

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:18 pm:

COOL COUNT!!!...AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND MONICA...SHE MAY BE WITH ME IN THE GOV'S PRIVATE OFFICE...ERR...ON SECOND THOUGHT...I THINK I'LL STICK WITH ONE OF THE FLYNT GIRLS!!!...THE GOV

By THE COUNT (69.14.112.184) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:21 pm:

YEA,good Idea STU,they dont wear stained blue dresses,only the devil in the blue dress does,
better with the devil with no dress.
"COUNT"

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:29 pm:

ONE SMALL PROBLEM!!!...SINCE I MISSED THE FILING DEADLINE WITH THE STATE...MY CANDIDACY IS STRICTLY A WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN...AND MY PRIMARY CONCERN...HOW MANY OF MY SUPPORTERS ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO WRITE???...THIS COULD BE A MAJOR PROBLEM...BASED ON MY EXPERIENCES ON THIS FORUM!!!...THE GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:53 pm:

Is there some way we can endorse our suppport to you by maybe drawing little stick figures Stu?

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:01 pm:

I DON'T KNOW RALPH...THEY MAY THINK IT'S GRAY DAVIS!!!...STICK TO RAISING CASH PLEASE!!!...THE GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:06 pm:

Cash is always good Stu.Tell me..will you be known as Daddy Gov? Or perhaps Gov Daddy? I wouldn't want your angels to suffer any stress regarding your new station in life.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:16 pm:

THATS A TOUGH ONE RALPH!!!...I THINK WE'D BETTER BE QUIET ABOUT THE "ANGELS" UNTIL *AFTER* MY INAUGURATION!!!...THE ELECTORATE MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAND!!!...THE"BIG DADDY"(SHHHHHH)GOV

By emaceo (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:19 pm:

I will volunteer to be your liazon(sp) here in the capital city, Lansing MI!

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:34 pm:

HEY EMACEO!!!...YOU'RE HIRED!!!...BY THE WAY...IS THAT GOVERNOR OF YOURS...JENNIFER WHATEVER...IS SHE A HOTTIE???...IF SO...SHE AND I CAN SHARE A ROOM AT ALL THOSE GOVERNORS MEETINGS AND SAVE OUR RESPECTIVE STATES LOTS OF MONEY!!!...THE GOV

By Budget Director Order# SD001a (68.164.131.88) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:18 pm:

stu,

As budget director my first order is to plead for fiscal frugality, fiduciary conservatism and finally, anyone who enjoy's hangin' out at SoulfulDetroit.com, please donate as your heart tells you to David and Lowell's haven for soul-stirrers.

At the top of the screen is a link entitled "Support Us".

By The CAPS are killing me, please please please please please please please hit your CAPS LOCK!! (68.164.131.88) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:23 pm:

stu,

My 2nd order is to decline your invitation as Budget Director and instead ask for a reassignment as your Technology Officer in Education. This order would require you (stubass) to attend my seminar on Cyber-Courtesy.

Our first lecture is on the use of CAPs in a global community. I've already given you an F, so there's no need to attend.

Signed,

not the Budget Director

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:30 pm:

OK MR. DIRECTOR!!!...I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU'RE GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS WITH YOUR MOST IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT!!!...AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT DAVID AND LOWELL...WE'RE ALREADY 37 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT!!!...WHO WILL MISS A SMALL ALLOCATION TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF CALIFORNIA...SOULFUL DETROIT.COM!!!...PLUS...WE'LL MAKE DETROIT AN OFFICIAL CALIFORNIA CITY!!!...THE GOV

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:34 pm:

MY SECOND OFFICIAL ORDER OF BUSINESS WILL BE A NEW STATE OWNED CAR FOR OUR BUDGET DIRECTOR!!!...MR. DIRECTOR...DO YOU WANT FLASHING RED AND BLUE LIGHTS ON THE TOP (YOU'LL NEVER BE LATE FOR A GIG AGAIN)...AND CAN WE AFFORD IT???...THE GOV

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 11:57 pm:

*OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN BUSINESS*...HEY RALPH!!!...THE WAY I'M STARTING TO FIGURE THIS THING...WITH OVER 200 DECLARED CANDIDATES AND COUNTING...IF WE CAN JUST HOLD THE "SOULFUL DETROIT" BLOCK TOGETHER...I THINK WE CAN PULL THIS THING OFF!!!...NOW...THE ONLY CANDIDATE THAT WORRIES ME HERE...ON THE SHORT LIST OF APPROVED CANDIDATES...IS THAT LITTLE RUNT GARY COLEMAN (OR DO I MEAN THE APPROVED LIST OF SHORT CANDIDATES)!!!...LISTEN RALPH...WE'VE GOT TO MUDDY THIS GUY UP!!!...HASN'T HE BIT THE THE LEG OF SOME FEMALE SHOPLIFTER LATELY...OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT???...WASN'T HE HANGING OUT WITH TODD BRIDGES WHEN TODD PULLED A ROSCOE ON SOME DUDE OR ANYTHING???...HE WAS DANA PLATO'S DRUG SUPPLIER???...MR DRUMMOND HATED THE LITTLE SCENE STEALING BRAT!!!...LETS GET THE DIRT!!!...WE JUST NEED TO HOLD OUR CONSTITUENCY TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER 60 DAYS!!!...I'M NOT WORRIEED ABOUT PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ME!!!...THE ONLY SKELETON IN MY CLOSET IS *ME*...AND I AIN'T COMING OUT...NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT(CAN'T OFFEND ANY POSSIBLE SUPPORTERS)!!!...SO LETS HAVE AT IT!!!...WE NEED DIRT...AND LOTS OF IT!!!...PLEASE SHRED THIS CORRESPONDANCE WITHIN 15 MINUTES OF YOUR RECIEPT!!!...THANKS RALPH...THE GOV

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 12:11 am:

MR. FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY!!!...I'M NOT PREPARED TO ACCEPT YOUR RESIGNATION AT THIS EARLY STAGE OF OUR CAMPAIGN!!!...AND JUST BECAUSE OF THE "CAPS"!!!...LISTEN LARRY...WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PLACE WE'LL ALL BE LIVING...*THE CAPITAL*!!!...WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE RECORD COMPANY IN THE 50'S...*CAPITAL*!!!...AND WHAT DO YOU CALL THE TYPE OF MURDER CHARGE I'LL BE FACING IF YOU LEAVE THE CAMPAIGN...*CAPITAL*!!!...PLUS...YOU HAVE TO GET USED TO READING PRESS RELEASES...AND I CAN SAY BASED ON EXPERIENCE...ALL THE NEWSWIRES...AP-UPI (IF THEY'RE STILL IN BUSINESS)...REUTERS...CBS...NBC...ABC...CNN...PRINT THEIR NEWSWIRES IN ALL *CAPITALS*...SO PLEASE GET USED TO IT!!!...HANG ON IN THERE BUDDY...I HEAR THAT MIKE TYSON HAS HIS EYES ON YOUR JOB!!!...THE GOV

By B. Foster (64.12.97.7) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:24 pm:

STUBASS SELECTS DUKAKIS AS RUNNING MATE



(Los Angeles) Newly declared California gubenatorial candidate Stuart Miller held a press conference today announcing former Massachussets Governor Michael Dukakis as his running mate. Citing Mr. Dukakis' experience in state government and his astute sense of popular sentiment, Mr. Miller declared "It's Wabbit season!", while participating in field exercises with the Burbank National Guard. Skeptics felt that Mr. Miller was already looking past California, toward the 2008 presidential election. However, in his introductory remarks, Mr. Miller called upon the "many famous entertainers, athletes and musicians I have known" to support his bid for the office of Governor. When asked for his reaction to Mr. Miller's candidacy, President George W. Bush responded "It takes a village to raise a village idiot".

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:41 pm:

HEY BFOSTER!!!...I RESENT THAT LAST REMARK!!!...MY MOM AND DAD DID A PERFECTLY GOOD JOB RAISING *THIS* IDIOT ON THEIR OWN!!!...AS FOR ANY PRESIDENTIAL AMBITIONS...I'M STILL HOLDING MY CARDS CLOSE TO MY VEST...HOWEVER...WITH ALL THE ENTERTAINERS...ATHLETES...AND MUSICIANS...I'D HAVE THE HIPPEST INAUGURAL BALL EVER!!!...LISTEN...I PLAN TO SERVE THE CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA FOR MY FULL TERM...AND AM NOT IN THIS TO ADVANCE MY OWN POLITICAL CAREER (RALPH...ARE THEY BUYING THIS???...)!!!...I WILL BE RELEASING MY PERSONAL FINANCIAL DATA THIS WEEK...AS MY ACCOUNTING FIRM...DEWEY SCREWEM & HOWE ARE COMPILING THIS INFORMATION!!!...NOW...IT'S ON TO FRESNO...AND LET'S WIN THERE!!!...THE GOV

By im legally blind now because of the all caps i hope youre happy (152.163.252.68) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:42 pm:

not so fast governor stubass,

expect to hear from my attorney geoffrey feiger, over your repeated refusals to refrain from annoying and even, injuring the soulful detroit forum with your persistent abuse of the all caps key.

i was in the habit of jumping over your screaming all caps posts, but some phrase -- maybe it was "leg of a female shoplifter" -- lured me in and my eyes popped as they ran over two, three, maybe even four of your outrageous all caps missives. i haven't a clue what they said because a blinding light immediately struck me in the eye and i have been unable to see properly since.

get ready for litigation bubba or pay for the entire forum to have lasik surgery ...

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:42 pm:

HEY BFOSTER...DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE I COULD BUY ONE OF THOSE COOL HELMETS???...

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:52 pm:

DEAR LEGAL!!!...YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW OF MY MANY HEALTH CARE INITIATIVES...INCLUDING AID TO THE VISUALLY IMPARED!!!...I CURRENTLY HAVE MY DOG (PUPPY) IN TRAINING TO SERVE AS A LEADER DOG...AND PERHAPS YOU COULD BE HIS FIRST CLIENT!!!...SO WHAT THAT HE'S 10 YEARS OLD...AND DIDN'T REALLY GET INTO THIS TRAINING REGIMIN AT AN EARLY AGE!!!...YES...HE WALKS SLOW...AND HAS DIFFICULTY SEEING HIMSELF...BUT HE HAS A GOOD SENSE OF SMELL...AND HIS HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!!...BEST OF LUCK...THE GOV

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:12 pm:

STUBASS - did you know you were responding to the same posters in your last two posts. It appears that B. Foster - has the IP address 64.12.97.7 and 152.163.252.68. His posts are the last two posted on this thread besides yours. The 152.163.252.68 - has also been used in the "Rare Motown Collection Thread" & The "Bob Taylor" thread (peacelover). Interesting indeed and sort of fake.

Where is David when one needs him?

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:17 pm:

Ohh and um - Julian (152.163.252.68)

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:18 pm:

DEAR LEGAL!!!...GEOFFERY FEIGER...WOW...I'LL BET HE'D REALLY LIKE A PIECE OF MY ASS...HIM HAVING LOST OUT IN HIS OWN GUBINATORIAL BID!!!...PLUS...HE'D BE NO FUN AT ALL SHARING A ROOM WITH AT THOSE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF GOVERNORS CONFERENCES!!!...HEY...HOW ABOUT THAT SENATOR DEBBIE CHICK???...IS SHE ATTACHED???...I KINDA LIKE HER TOO...AND I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A PICTURE OF GOVERNOR JENNIFER WHATEVER!!!...IS THAT WHAT THEY MEAN BY IN-HER-STATE COMMERCE???...MY DIRECTOR OF PROTOCOL FAYETTE NEEDS TO CHECK ALL OF THIS OUT!!!...GOVERNOR STUBASS

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:24 pm:

SB!!!...AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED BEFORE...IT'S POSSIBLE THAT ONE CAN COME THROUGH THE SAME INTERNET HOOKUP...AND HAVE THE SAME NUMBER...OR...IT COULD BE THE SAME PERSON TRYING TO BAMBOOZLE THE FUTURE GOVERNOR!!!...THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT...AND PERHAPS THERE COULD BE A JOB FOR YOU IN THE CALIFORNIA BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION...IN THE MEANTIME...WE'LL LOOK INTO IT!!!...THANKS...THE GOV

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:25 pm:

STUBASS - what about education for the children?

By i still cant see darn you stubass (152.163.252.68) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:26 pm:

sb,

many here use aol, including governor stubass. aol has a few isp numbers that all pass through.

maybe you need a humor infusion?

By B. Foster (64.12.97.7) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:34 pm:

SB - Excellent detective work! Apparently, I was under the mistaken impression that when you use AOL you are assigned a temporary IP address from a pool, which will be reused by other members.

To the best of my knowledge, I am not "Legally" or Julian. However, you would have to ask them if they are me, as that's an entirely different matter. In any case, I am sorry to interfere with the discussion on this very essential thread. I can understand your consternation, for if there is one thing this forum lacks it is discussion of stubass. Perhaps we should consider eliminating some of the more tedious music related threads so that we could give Mr. Miller the attention he seems to require. Please accept my humble apology.

By nomorecapsnomorecapsnomorecapsnomorecaps (152.163.252.68) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:35 pm:

p.s. guv stubs

senator debs is about four times your weight and a redhead, but other than that ...she could be hot.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:41 pm:

DEAR NOMORE!!!...WELL...I DO ENJOY RIDING MO-PEDS!!!...SB!!!...NOW WE'RE GETTING SUBSTANITIVE HERE...AND YES...I'M ALL FOR EDUCATION...ESPECIALLY FOR THE IDIOTS THAT PLAN TO VOTE AGAINST ME!!!...THE (EDUCATION MINDED)GOV

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:43 pm:

B. Foster - I apologize if what you say is true. And say what??? I noticed last week that my IP address changed every now and then - but I wondered if you were intentionally entering another name for whatever reason and to slam posters without owning up to whom you truly were.

I never set out to do any detective work. I have no idea really why I even noticed the same IP address as it pertains to your B. Foster moniker. Again - I'm sorry if I appeared to be detecting.

As for STUBASS - what can one say? I still say there is room for all sorts of threads w/i reason - and STUBASS is a regular that contributes a lot and means no one any harm - IMO. And this topic is music related isn't it? LOL! For he's - "One Of A Kind."

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:44 pm:

THANKS SB!!!...YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!...AND I THINK I CAN RIG THAT LOTTERY THING IN YOUR FAVOR!!!...THE GOV

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:46 pm:

STUBASS - my lucky number is 7. It is my birthday number so I'll play 777 or 7777.

By STUBASS (68.164.131.37) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:52 pm:

THAT B. FOSTER, JUST HAS ME ROLLIN' IN MY AISLE...!!!....THANKS!!!!....I PISSED MY PANTS TWICE!!!!!....THANKS!!!!.....I NEVER SAID "It's Wabbit season!".....ROFL....BUT, THANKS NONETHELESS!!!!....YES IT'S TRUE, "I KNOW many famous entertainers, athletes and musicians (OOPS LOST MY CAPS!!)....THANKS!!!!!!!!KEEP EM COMIN MR. FOSTER...CAN'T HURT OLE STUBASS, CUZ HE'S THE PEOPLE...AND THE PEOPLE JUST A KEEP-A-COMIN'(GRAPES OF WRATH!!!!)...YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!......THANKS!!!!...I'M STUBASS....GOVERNOR ELECT!...SELL YOU A CAR!!!...TELL YOUR FUTURE!...DENY YOUR PAST...I LOVE CAPS!!!! CAPITAL EXPENDITURE!!!.....CAPS ON MY TEETH!!!!...CAP'N'GOWN!!!...DID I EVER TELL YOU I LOVED YA!!!...I DO...I REALLY TRULY LOVINGLY DEW!!!........THANKS!!!!

By SB (199.183.170.98) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:55 pm:

Btw STUBASS - before I go to bed. To get your life number - add the day, month and year of your "Joy To The World." (Birthday) For instance - take March 17th - 1960 and add them up. One should end up w/one digit/number. Some end up with two after all the initial adding. They can take the two digits as their life number or add those two together to get the one. The above could be added both ways and end up w/the same life number. (Or three ways = 3+17+1960)

3+1+7+1+9+6+0 = 27 = 2+7 = 9. This person's life number would be 9. Or = 3+17+19+60 = 99 = 9+9 = 18 = 1+8 = 9. See? LOL!

And good nite - and good luck out there in Cali. You're gonna need it.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:59 pm:

NOW *THAT* LAST POST IS A FRAUD!!!...STUBASS WOULD NEVER LOSE HIS CAPS...AND THE "COOL JERK" (BY THE *CAPITALS* I MIGHT ADD) WHO WROTE THAT LAST POST MUST BE UPSET BECAUSE HE SUPPORTED GRAY DAVIS IN THE LAST ELECTION...AND STUBASS WILL "TERMINATE" ARNOLD...AND BEAT THE PANTS OFF THAT "SIMPLE SIMON"...AND PUT THAT LITTLE BRAT GARY COLEMAN OVER HIS KNEE FOR AN OLD FASHIONED SPANKING!!!...GOT IT???...GET IT!!!...THE(REAL)GOV

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 12:17 am:

NEW CAMPAIGN SLOGAN!!!...MY LOT PORTERS(ALL OF MEXICAN OR SALVIDORIAN DESCENT) ALWAYS AFFECTIONATLY CALL ME "RESORTE"...WHICH IN SPANISH...MEANS "SPRING"...LIKE I'M ALWAYS POPPING UP EVERYWHERE AND MOVE KINDA STEALTH THROUGHOUT THE DEALERSHIP!!!...SO HOW ABOUT...*RESORTE FOR GOVERNOR...HE'LL "SPRING" INTO ACTION FOR YOU*!!!...RALPH...WHAT DO YOU THINK???...AM I STRETCHING A BIT HERE...OR WILL THIS HELP ME CARRY THE HISPANIC VOTE???...THE(RESORTE)GOV...STUBASS

By stephanie (68.50.216.139) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:06 am:

Daddy Angel
You will always be my Governor
Stephanie
A democratic STUBASS angel!!!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:28 am:

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT STEPH...A TRUE (A LITTLE FICKLE AT TIMES)STUBASS "ANGEL"!!!...THOSE KIND WORDS MEAN THE LOTTERY NOW GETS SPLIT TWO WAYS!!!...THE (NO GRAFT)GOV

By B. Foster (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 06:31 am:

About that campaign slogan, Stu - it's interesting that the porters at your dealership have given you a nickname. Many of us here on the forum have also noticed that you're "ALWAYS POPPING UP EVERYWHERE AND MOVE KINDA STEALTH" through the various threads. We just call ya "stubby". But if you want to broaden your appeal to the Hispanic voters, how about "stubby, el dolor" (loose translation - "he's a really good guy"). And for a campaign slogan, why not take a page from the master, James Brown:

STUBBY - TALKIN' LOUD, SAYIN' NUTHIN!

(jump back, kiss myself!)

By B. Foster (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 06:38 am:

Looking at the IP addresses on the last 2 posts, it appears that I AM STUBASS. This is a most disturbing revelation.

By FAYETTE (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 07:05 am:

FAYETTE'S GOING TO THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By FAYETTE (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 07:30 am:

WONDER WILL THEY LET ME COOK ROOSTER KNEES
AND RICE FOR GOUVERNOR STUBASS????????

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 09:34 am:

SOUNDS LIKE THE "BRREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS" TO ME FAYETTE!!!...BUT SINCE YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR OF PROTOCOL...SHOULD ROOSTER KNEES BE EATEN WITH THE FINGERS...OR SHOULD THE FINGERS BE EATEN SEPERATELY???...STU(I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE NICE PAD)BASS

By still cant see damn you stubass (64.12.97.7) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:38 am:

sallin' sb! investigate governer stubby for split personality!

look up those ip addresses!

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:09 am:

LISTEN UP "STILL CAN'T SEE"!!!...IF YOUR HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR VISION...IT'S PROBABLY FROM WHAT YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT DOING DURING YOUR ADOLECSENCE...NOT THE LARGE TYPE!!!...SEE AN OPTHIMOLOGIST(THATS AN EYE DOCTOR)!!!...THE (I JUST WEAR GLASSES)GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:24 am:

Stu,
As your campaign manager I have a lot to catch up on but must run out for a while. Two thoughts though....In the pic of you in the tank. How come your face isn't as tan as your arms? Are you withholding military secrets from me? And never again admit that you pissed your pants. the only constituency that will attract are those that can't make it out to vote anyway. Later Stu...

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:43 am:

RALPH...PLEASE ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE TO CLARIFY THE SITUATION!!!...I THOUGHT THAT DONALD SEGRETTI WAS DEAD...OR AT LEAST IN JAIL!!!...NOW...HE COMES USING *MY* NAME TO SPEAK OF *HIS* URINARY PROBLEMS!!!...PERHAPS HE FEELS THAT SOME SYMPATHETIC UROLOGIST WILL ADVISE ME AS TO HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS ALLEGED BLADDER MALFUNCTION (HIS)...AND THUS...HE CAN OBTAIN FREE MEDICAL ADVICE AT MY EXPENSE!!!...IT'S ALL PART OF THE DIRTY POLITICS(AND BEDSHEETS) THAT WE HAVE COME TO EXPECT FROM MY OPPONANTS...OR AS MY OPPONANT "THE TERMINATOR" WOULD PROBABLY SAY..."I'LL PISS BAAAAK"!!!...THE(REAL DEAL)GOV

By Larry (68.164.129.135) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 12:21 pm:

This thread is still going?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 12:53 pm:

LARRY!!!...I'M STILL UNSURE OF YOUR STATUS AS DIRECTOR OF THE BUDGET...HOWEVER...IF YOU CARE TO TAKE A NAP...PLEASE DO IT ON ANOTHER THREAD...AND NOT ON A THREAD DEDICATED TO THIS VIBRANT CAMPAIGN!!!...IN OTHER WORDS..."HASTA LA VISTA BABY"...ERR...LATER DUDE!!!...THE GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 01:40 pm:

So what you're implying Stu is that this campaign can turn into a real pissing contest.

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 01:42 pm:

And if that is the case I suggest we call in our ringer, Mr. Paulie 3 Shoes. Arnold's a dead man pissing already.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:00 pm:

RALPH!!!...I HOPE IT DOESN'T COME DOWN TO ...WHOEVER PISSES THE HIGHEST WINS!!!...I COULDN'T EVEN BEAT MY DOG BASED ON THAT STANDARD!!!...THE(PISSED OFF)GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:20 pm:

It's an age related malady Stu. Rather humbling I think.

By THATS HEADLEY (68.113.13.31) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:37 pm:

Stu....
......since everybody and their uncle are on the ballot, if you have a couple hours to spare could you read it and see if Gov. Lepetomane is running for re-election? Couldn't be any worse than the current situation, could it?

doug
Rock Ridge

By fayette (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:46 pm:

i think daddy angel(stubass) will win this campaigne
hands down, because he the only one that
the people can understand what he says

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:51 pm:

Fayette,
I'm Stu's campaign manager and I never have a clue what he's talking about. I'm hoping that this is a factor that will get him elected, knowing the American voter the way I do.

By Eddie Welk, Champagne Music drinker (12.47.224.13) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:53 pm:

Stu, my cousin Larry once thought of running for Governor of California. He was going to have Kathy Lennon as his running mate, but she wanted to be top banana, and Larry told her to stick her cork back in the champagne bottle!
Seriously, I can probably get you some work with Larry's ghost band if the Governor thing doesn't happen--by any chance can you double oboe? Larry's last bass player did, but he had really bad gas and Larry fired him.

By fayette (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 03:10 pm:

well my first couzan ran for mayor of chattanooga
tenn.

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 03:15 pm:

DOUG!!!...I WILL *NOT* WEAR ONE OF THOSE BLACK DINNER JACKETS WITH THE WORD "GOV" PAINTED ACROSS THE BACK...I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!!...NOW ONTO AFFAIRS OF STATE!!!...FAYETTE...ONCE AGAIN...YOUR SUPPORT IS MOST APPRECIATED...AND OUR FIRST STATE DINNER WILL FEATURE THOSE "ROOSTER KNEES" YOU MENTION (WE'LL EVEN GET FUZZY ZOELLER TO ANNOUNCE THE MENU)!!!...EDDIE W...I AIN'T PUTTIN AN OBOE REED...OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT IN MY MOUTH FOR ANYTHING!!!...PERHAPS I COULD JUST DRINK LARRY'S CHAMPAGNE IN THE UNFORSEEN EVENT THAT I SHOULD LOSE THIS ELECTION!!!...AND BUYNG THE BUBBLY SHOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A PROBLEM AFTER RALPH AND I END UP SPLITTING MY LEFT OVER CAMPAIGN FUNDS (ONE FOR YOU...TWO FOR ME...ONE FOR YOU...THREE FOR ME...ETC)!!!...THE GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 03:45 pm:

AH Stu...there is hope for you. That last line spoken like a true politician.

By B. Foster (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 04:22 pm:

This morning, while preparing for an upcoming Rorshach test, I stumbled across this article in the French edition of the Weekly World News. I ran it through the Google translator, but it was only able to pick out a few words.

By Livonia Ken (136.1.1.101) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 04:26 pm:

Let's see. We have strong men (Arnie), little people (Gary), and now a clown (STUBASS). Yep, it's official: the recall election is a circus.

Regards,
Ken

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 06:02 pm:

HRY BFOSTER!!!...IF YOU COULD POST THAT "WEEKELY WORLD NEWS" ARTICLE ABOUT MY CANDIDACY AROUND UCLA AND CAL BERKLEY...I'D SURE APPRECIATE IT...AND THERE'S THOUSANDS OF VOTES THERE FOR THE ASKING!!!...IT'S ALSO INTERESTING TO KNOW THAT YOU READ CHINESE BETTER THAN YOU READ ENGLISH!!!...KEN...I AIN'T NO CLOWN...CLOWNS WEAR LIPSTICK (THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF STEVIE WONDERS BROTHER CALVIN HARDOWAY...WHEN A TEACHER IN OUR ENGLISH CLASS CALLED *HIM* A CLOWN!!!...STUBASS

By SteveS (68.41.250.190) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 07:04 pm:

I don't quite understand how, but there seems to be a secret message embedded in B. Foster's article. It shows up when you run your cursor over the article.

French edition???

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 07:20 pm:

TALK ABOUT JERKS AND LOSERS???...WHOEVER WROTE THAT ARTICLE HAS THE WORST GRAMMAR I'VE EVER SEEN!!!...I'VE READ MENU'S IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS THAT MAKE MORE SENSE!!!...STU(THE GOV)BASS

By still blind damn you stubass (64.12.97.7) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 09:55 pm:

i found i had to right click my mouse to read the secret message embedded in the stubby text ...wow ...b. foster is an evil genius ...

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 09:58 pm:

FIRST OF ALL...IF I HAVE TO KEEP READING ALL THIS *SMALL* PRINT...I'LL PROBABLY END UP LOOKING LIKE THE GUY WHO WROTE THAT STORY!!!...NOW...JUST A REMINDER TO MY MANY MANY SUPPORTERS!!!...ELECTION DAY IS LESS THAN TWO MONTHS AWAY...REMEMBER...*VOTE EARLY* AND *VOTE OFTEN*!!!...YOUR FUTURE GOV

By Deepthroat (68.41.47.121) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:24 pm:

Hello Stubass:

Are the rumors true???

It could hurt your chances this fall.

By STUBASS ; (216.23.183.8) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:27 pm:

STUBASS HERE...CAMPAIGN'S GOING WELL...DON'T BELIEVE THESE ARTICLES THAT SPREAD NEGATIVITY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE SOULFULDETROIT ALL-AROUND-KEWL-N-GROOVY DUDE: (OOPS, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN) (((((DADNABIT)))))..... HERE WE GO: INSTEAD FOCUS ON THE MAN, THE MESSAGE AND THE QUANTITY OF MY CHARACTER.

P.S. DEAR DEEPTHROAT, THE REAL STU WILL GET TO YOU LATER...THANKS!!!

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:28 pm:

UNTRUE DEEPTHROAT!!!...THE SHEEP LIE...THEY'RE LIARS I TELL YOU...*LIARS*!!!...THE(SHORN NUFF)GOV

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:30 pm:

ANOTHER IMPOSTER POSTING AT 216.23.183.8!!!...DIRTY TRICKS I TELL YOU...DIRTY TRICKS!!!...PERHAPS MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER...WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO MODERATE THIS FORUM...CAN LOOK INTO THIS MATTER!!!...JAIL TIME COULD BE IN YOUR FUTURE MR. SEGRETTI

By blind and hatin it (64.12.97.7) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:33 pm:

governor stubby you are violating the copyright laws by posting that story upside down and crossways cut it out

By Deepthroat (68.41.47.121) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:38 pm:

Hello Stubass:

I see you are denying the truth!

You know you did it.

And you enjoyed it and want to do it again! :>

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:40 pm:

DIRTY TRICKS...DIRTY TRICKS!!!...ARNOLD...ARE YOU BEHIND ALL OF THIS???...HASTA LA VISTA BABY MY COULOU!!!...ALL THOSE STEROIDS HAVE GONE TO YOUR FREAKING HEAD!!!...THE GOV...SO GET OVER IT ARNOLD!!!...

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:45 pm:

DEEPTHROAT!!!...ARE YOU THE ONE WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE SHORN TAIL THAT LIKES TO GO BAAAAAAAHHHH...BAAAAAAHHHHH!!!...WHERE'S THAT NICE LITTLE WOOL SWEATER YOU'VE BEEN PROMISING ME!!!...I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU A LOT!!!...*THE SHEEP LIE...THEY ALL LIE I TELL YOU...THEY'RE LIARS!!!...THE GOV

By Governor elect Ahrnoold (68.41.47.121) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 10:50 pm:

Deaaar Stub Ass:

I doo noot apppreeciatte thaat yooo wooould sull hen my goood nam.

I will taaake yoo dooown too the lob be lob be and give yoo the assss whoooopen thaaat yoo de serv, myy goood maaan.

I amm Ahnold aaaand I have poowers and ssssstrrenghts a simplenton like yoo could not fathom.

Excuse me pleeease. Yes Maareeia, No Maareeia I am not trolling the inntar net for hooookers.

I aaam dooooing Gooovernah Business. NNooo NNooo nevah mind the bahnas on the toool bhar. They are just juunk emahl sent abnormally to eveeeryone.

Yes Maareeia, yes Deeaar.


Stub ass I will be back

By Joe (68.164.131.124) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:02 pm:

I'll handle this Stu.

Dear Ahhhnold,
You lifted 500kilo's in Squatzi,
but your father was a natzi.
Now your candidacy is shotzi,
better go back to Yahtzee!

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:09 pm:

YOU AIN'T BEEN ELECTED YET MR MARIA SHRIVER!!!...JFK IS PROBABLY ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE KNOWING THAT *YOU* ARE IN THE FAMILY...SARGENT TOO!!!...WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO AUSTRIA AND GET THAT PLACE STRAIGHTENED OUT BEFORE YOU DARE STICK YOUR STUPID FACE INTO AMERICAN POLITICS!!!...WHY IS IT THAT IN YOUR MOVIES...YOU NEVER SAY MORE THAN 4 WORDS AT A TIME???...BECAUSE YOU'RE *STUPID*...AND THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA AIN'T GONNA BUY IT!!!...GARY COLEMAN AND ANGELINA WILL GET MORE VOTES THAN YOU...GUARANTEED!!!...GRAY DAVIS REALLY HAS A PERSONALITY WHEN STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU!!!...HEY...I GOT THE ENDORSEMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA...AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN CARRY YOUR STEROID BOTTLE...YOUR WIFE AIN'T EVEN GONNA VOTE FOR YOU...SHE'S VOTING FOR GOVERNOR STUBASS!!!...HASTA LA VISTA BABY!!!...THE (REAL)GOV

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:11 pm:

HEY JOE!!!...CONSIDER YOURSELF THE POET LAUREAT OF THE STUBASS FOR GOVERNOR CAMPAIGN!!!...THE GOV

By B. Foster (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 11:57 pm:

Fellow Forum Members,

Let me set aside the frivolity for a moment, and and speak frankly regarding Mr. Miller's gubenatorial campaign: Citizens of California, when you have come to know Stubass as I know him, you will value him as I value him!

Of course, should he succeed in his pursuit of the highest office in the state, his official duties would require his undivided attention, and he would no longer be able to participate in our online forum. This would create a much needed void in our community, yet it is a sacrifice I, for one am willing to make.

Thus, I believe that I speak on behalf of the citizens of the great state of Michigan in wholeheartedly endorsing Mr. Stubass Miller for the office of Governor (of California).

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 12:44 am:

WHAT...NO FORUM BFOSTER???...I MAY HAVE TO RECONSIDER MY CANDIDACY!!!...!!!...I JUST RECONSIDERED IT...AND I'M STAYIN IN THE RACE!!!...I'VE ALREADY ORDERED THE DSL LINES FOR BOTH THE STATEHOUSE *AND* THE GOVERNORS MANSION!!!...BUT I WILL STICK WITH THE MICHIGAN ENDORSEMENT...AND THANK YOU SINCERELY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY CAMPAIGN CHEST!!!...I CAN SEE IT NOW!!!..."THE PRESIDENT IS WAITING FOR ME AT THE AIRPORT!!!...TELL HIM I'LL BE ALONG AS SOON AS I FINISH READING THIS NEW OTIS REDDING THREAD"!!!...BY THE WAY..."DOCK OF THE BAY" WILL BECOME THE OFFICIAL STATE SONG!!!...GANJA...THE OFFICIAL STATE FLOWER...AND DONALD...THE OFFICIAL STATE BYRD!!!...ONLY 59 DAYS AND COUNTING!!!...THE GOV

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 10:36 am:

Rest assured WHEN Stu wins the election he is going nowhere. Well what I mean to say is he is NOT leaving this forum. I am already making arrangements....Stu's " Camp David " could well be Hitsville USA in Detroit. All I need to do is convince Mrs. Edwards.

By B. Foster (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 10:43 am:

Ralph,

I wholeheartedly agree. Stubass is definitely going nowhere!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 11:27 am:

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE CAMPAIGN MANAGER RALPH!!!...HEY BFOSTER!!!...LISTEN...I'VE BEEN TO "NOWHERE"...AND DIDN'T LIKE IT THERE...SO I'M NOT GOING BACK!!!...THE GOV

By SB (205.186.128.132) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 03:48 pm:

STUBASS - may haps you need to borrow some campaign slogans that have previously been recorded as lyrics in a song. The Tempts' "Ball Of Confusion", record would fit the bill for what is going on out there in Cali - IMO.

Take Eddie's line to start with: "Vote for me and I'll set you free" "Rap onnnnnnnnnn brother - rap on"

I know you can do it - STU. LOL!

By stephanie (68.50.216.139) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 03:55 pm:

Daddy Angel
I want to know who is going to be your Monica Lewinsky will it be Fayette? Im not accusing you have having an affair with any of the angels Im just wondering what intern or woman out there stands a chance with you. All I want is a car!!!

I can hear it now "I didnt not have SEX with that Angel" and then ALL of some other angels come out that we know nothing about....LOL I know you to be fair and kind though so I wouldnt expect that behavior from you Angel Daddy just a warning....
Stephanie (a discriminating for adults) STUBASS Angel..

By STUBASS (206.135.204.254) on Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 04:21 pm:

WELL STEPH!!!...WHEN I TOLD MY MOM THAT I WAS CONSIDERING DATING MONICA LEWINSKI...OLD MOM SAID..."THATS NICE...BUT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT NICE LITTLE "CRACK ADDICT YOU USED TO DATE"???...BY THE WAY...I'D NEVER DISGRACE THE OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR BY HAVING SEX THERE!!!...THE BACKYARD...MOTEL SIX...OR THE BACK SEAT OF MY LIMO...POSSIBLY!!!...GOVERNOR STUBASS