By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 03:48 pm:

HOWDY PARDNERS,THE OL SOUL PROSECTOR HERE,JES THOUGHT I OUTA STICK MY HEAD OUTTA THE SOULMINES FER A MINIT AN SEE IF N THE SUN IS A STIL SHININ,YA KNOW IT'S GITS A MIGHTY DARK DOWN HERE IN THE TUNNELS OF SOUL BUT IT'S A WIRT IT CAUSE I'MA GITTIN CLOSER TO THE MOTHER LOAD EVERYDAY,YESSIR ME AN MY MULES JUSTA DIGGIN AN DANCIN TO..BABY COME HOME,RUBY AND THE ROMANTICS..AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME,THE COASTERS..GROW CLOSER TOGETHER,THE IMPRESSIONS..EBB TIDE,ROY HAMILTON..DREAMING OUT OF SEASON,THE MONTCLAIRS..BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MIDDLE,JACKIE MOORE..LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER,THE O'JAYS..BIG BOY PETE,THE OLYMPICS..TWO LITTLE KIDS,PEACHES AN HERB..MISTY,LLOYD PRICE[THAT'S RIGHT I SAID LLOYD PRICE,MY MULES IS KINDA PARTIAL TO IT]..BIG BOSS MAN,JIMMY REED..BLUE VELVET,THE MOONGLOWS..MEN ARE GETTIN SCARCE,JOE TEX..JUMP BACK,RUFUS THOMAS..MR.HEARTBREAK,DIONNE WARWICK.WELL I DONE HAD NUFF SUNLITE FER ONE DAY,ONE GOOD SWIG A HOOCH AN I'MA BACK TO MY DIGGIN,WHILE I'MA JAWJACKIN I BET OL MEL IS DONE DUG UP MORE SOUL THEN YOU KIN SHAKE A STICK AT!!HEY MEL SLOW DOWN,COME ON MULES,BY CUSPIT,WHAR'S THEM CRITTES,MUUUUUUUUULES!!!!$$$#^^^^&%$###*(((())&^#@!!!??

By MEL&THEN SOME (81.174.192.238) on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 04:03 pm:

Ya god-damn Varmit R&B,
Dont ya be gittin' yellow fever whilst I am still picking at ma' durn troublesome old tuth,
yeah ma molars are still a hoppin'an a boppin' in ma achin' puss ol'buddy.

Do ya need a chain gang down thar,
ya best get ta steppin'
as thar is a shortage off Mules and the Horse these days ya rootin'tootin'
no good guy,yer just a seven day fool but
saddle up and ride yer pony as ah feel a
journey on that ol'night train is due.

Now are ya still having those sleepless nights ol buddy,
ya gotta stop sleeping under the moon
cos ya get so upset.
Well ya slack britch wearing ol'
hootch stealing son of a gun,
Ahm gitting tha midnight express as a gypsy woman gave me a ticket,Amen.
so you better have some rhythm left down thar as I will Investigate.

Come on Muskee
whars Deputy (PHILLY)Dawg.

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 04:21 pm:

SLEEP UNER THE MOON MY BUTT,WHY SOME VARMIT WOULD BE A STEALIN ME BLIND IF I UP AN WENT OUTSIDE UNDER SOME DANGBLASTIT MOONLIGHT,NARSIR AIN'T GOT NO TIME FER IT CUMFUMMADY TO MUCH SOULGOLD DOWN HERE,NOW MEL HERE'S WHAT CHA GOTTA DO FER THAT OL TOOTHEE,TY YER A SACK FULL A COW DUNG AROUND YOUR HEAD MIX IT UP WITH SOME SKUNK WETTNIN,NOW I KNOW IT MAY SOUND A BIT MUCH BUT CORNFOUNDIT AFTER A CUPLA MONTHS YOU'LL BE GOOD AS NEW[YOU UNNERSTAND THAT IT'LL TAKE THAT LONG TO GIT THE STINK OFF YA AN YA WON'T BE ABLE TA GO ROUND FOLK FER AWHILE,BUT WHO NEEDS SODBUSTERS WHEN THERE'S MININ TA BE DUN,ANYHOW THAT OL TOOTHEE WON'T BOTHA YOU NO MORE I KIN GARUNTEE YA]!

By MEL&THEN SOME (217.14.178.102) on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 04:44 pm:

Dangle ma britches
ahm'a gittin ma shovel an' pick an ma ol'
miners lamp and ma neckerchief an into that dag-nabbit gerden I will go.

Whats a lil'whiff of mill dew and good ol soil anyhow.
Do I wear the compost around ma head all month buddy,
hopin'ma neckerchief is able to hold all that shi/er soil.

Gotta go just caught ol daisy over yonder,
git me ma dung.
thankin ye pardner.

MEL(All moonshined and glowing)

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 04:57 pm:

DON'T HAVE TA WEAR IT BUT A CUPLA DAYS BUT THAT CONTRAPTION IS SO STRONG IT'LL TAKE TWO MONTHS TA GIT THE SMELL OFF N YA,OH AN GIT CHA PLENY OF HOOCH WHY I KNOED A FELLER WHO COULD MAKE HOOCH 500 PROOF CAUSE THE WAY THAT STUFF A BE SMELLIN YA GONNA WANT TO BE OUT,BUT IT'LL BE WURTH IT YESSIR,GOTTA GO THEM MULES IS DONE STOP WORKIN AN DONE TOOK TA DANCIN,GET BACK TA WORK YA LONG EARED LAZY GOOD FER NOTHIN,WHY I OUGHTA TAKE ME A STICK A DYNOMITE A BLOW YER AS###@%%^&***(()+++_%%$##@!!!~~~~$$%#@@@!???&&^%$#@!!!!S'S OFF!COME BACK HERE!!

By medusa9e2003 (66.73.14.79) on Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 06:21 pm:

Heeee Haw***********LOL!