By LOL (198.81.26.231) on Monday, June 02, 2003 - 11:16 pm:

For those who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there's good news! Some of our favorite artists have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate us, their aging audience ....

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"
The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made For Bunions"
The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
ABBA - "Denture Queen"
Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"
Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Monday, June 02, 2003 - 11:27 pm:

OK!!!...WHAT DID MICK JAGGER...SAY TO HUGH HEFNER...WHEN HE FOUND HIM IN BED WITH DENNIS WEAVER???...
"HEY HEY...HUGH HUGH...GET OFF MCCLOUD"!!!...

By LOL (198.81.26.231) on Monday, June 02, 2003 - 11:27 pm:

HAHHAHAHA

By brown8644 (65.234.232.43) on Tuesday, June 03, 2003 - 02:04 am:

That's some funny stuff you guys! good way for
me to end my day with a good laugh. Thanks I be
laughing in my sleep on this one. Good Night

By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Tuesday, June 03, 2003 - 12:33 pm:

HOW ABOUT THESE GEMS..THE VANDELLAS,MY BABY LOVES MAALOX..THE BEATLES,I WANNA HOLD YOUR CANE..EDDIE KENDRICKS,KEEP ON PUSHIN MY WHEELCHAIR..LOU RAWLS,YOU'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER WALKER LIKE MINE..THE MARVELETTES,WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND IN LOVE!

By Eli (151.197.219.220) on Wednesday, June 04, 2003 - 12:23 am:

What'd you say???
Heat pad
In my lonely tomb
Ill buy a stone
Double such pus
Old Train
TSOP(the sight of penicillin)
Love is the massage
Old Langs sign
How do you mend a broken cane
Ar-thur-itis

By MEL&THEN SOME9 (217.14.178.83) on Wednesday, June 04, 2003 - 03:44 am:

All Time Favourite Sounds
from the Weather Centre.

Nolan Chance
Just like the weather.

Volcanos
Storm Warning.

Demures
Raining Teardrops.

Spinners
Bad bad Weather.

Betty Turner
The winds kept Laughing.

All Time Faves of Jockey's.

Milton Wright
The Gallop.

Cliff Nobles
The Horse.

Jimmy "soul" Clarke
I'll be your Winner.

All Time Faves of The Hood's.

Barrett Strong
Money(thats what I Want).

Mitch Ryder
Breakout.

Accents
on the run.

Sharon Scott
Lock and Key.

All Time Faves of Holiday Presenters.

Marvello's
In the Sunshine.

Norma Jenkins
Aeroplane Song.

Invitations
Ski-ing in the Snow.

Joan Dovalle
Holiday.

All Time Faves of Heavy Drinkers.

Ronnie Forte
That was Whiskey talking.

Sticks Maghee
Drinkin'wine spodee-odee

Peppermint Harris
I Got Loaded.

Esther Philips
Boy,I Really tied one on Last Night.

Eddie Parker
I'm Gone.

Donna King
Take me Home.

I Thank you
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