By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 11:33 pm:

"ANGEL" PIES: FIRST OF ALL..."ANGEL DADDY" IS PLEASED TO REPORT THAT HE HAD HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAMINATION TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS!!!...PRELIMINARY REPORTS ARE THAT STUBASS WILL SURVIVE...YET...ANOTHER YEAR...WITH FURTHER TEST'S AND TEST RESULTS STILL TO COME!!!...I AM HOME THIS EVENING RECOVERING FROM THIS TESTING PROCEEDURE!!!...OF COURSE...I HAD THE INFAMOUS DIGITAL PROSTATE CHECK...AT WHICH TIME I TURNED TO THE DOCTOR AND ASKED IF HE WAS SEARCHING FOR HIS 30-DOLLAR CO-PAY UP THERE OR SOMETHING!!!...I AM...HOWEVER...SUFFICIENTLY RECOVERED TO CONDUCT "ANGEL" BUSINESS...WHICH I FEEL IS NECESSARY AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME!!!...FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS!!!...I KNOW YOU FINE LADIES HAVE BEEN DOING YOUR UTMOST BEST TO PICK UP THE SLACK FROM THE LOSS OF ONE "ANGEL" DARLENE FROM THE FLOCK...HOWEVER...SEEING MY MORTALITY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES DURING TODAYS MOMENTUS EVENTS...I HAVE COME TO THE UNDENIABLE CONCLUSION THAT....DARLENE...WE *NEED* YOU BACK!!!...WE KNOW THAT WHILE YOUR HEART MAY BELONG TO RALPH...YOUR WINGS BELONG TO US!!!...HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID AND HEARTLESS???...I MUST HAVE TEMPORARILY LOST MY MIND!!!...BAD PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FOR ME!!!...THE ECONOMY WAS TAKING A CRAP!!!...MY DOG HAD AN INGROWN TOENAIL!!!...MY AIR CONDITIONER WENT ON THE FRITZ!!!...I HAD TO WORK ALL MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!!...I GOT CAUGHT SMOKING ON COMPANY PROPERTY!!!...MY LIFE WAS IN SHAMBLES!!!...PLEASE FORGIVE ME....PLEEEEEEEZE!!!...OH *GOD*...WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!...LISTEN UP DARLENE!!!...WE'VE GOT SOME IMPORTANT CASES COMING UP!!!...WE NEED YOUR HELP....YOUR INSPIRATION...YOUR EXTRA SET OF WINGS!!!...ALL IS FORGIVEN!!!...THAT CRACK ABOUT THE PLASTIC BAG...I MEANT TO SAY SHOVEL...AND I'M SORRY!!!...PLEASE COME BACK TO THE FLOCK WHERE YOU'RE NEEDED AND WANTED!!!...RALPH WILL BE BUSY IN THE STUDIO WITH TEDDIE...AND HE'LL HARDLY HAVE TIME TO MISS YOUR PRESENCE!!!...THE NBA PLAYOFFS ARE RAPIDLY COMING TO A CONCLUSION!!!...PLEESE COME BACK...WE NEED YOU!!!...WADDYA SAY???...HUH???...IS ALL FORGIVEN???...IT IS WITH ME...AND BEING THE REASONABLE PERSON YOU ARE...I'M SURE THINGS CAN RAPIDLY GET BACK TO NORMAL!!!...HUH???...WADDYA SAY!!!...STU( SHORING UP THE REINFORCEMENTS)BASS

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 01:45 pm:

Gee Stu: Do ya think it was bending over for that prostate exam that made you realize how you had done me wrong?!

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 02:29 pm:

OUCH!!!...

By fayette (152.163.252.68) on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 06:13 pm:

stop beggin daddy angel that's not what
daddy do.while they were fishing round up
dere they must have yanked out dat spine.

By Nancy (205.188.209.109) on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 09:45 pm:

Stu , glad to hear you are ok your canadian angel has been thinking of you

By medua9e (66.73.6.154) on Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 10:10 pm:

...well now we know, during the exam, they must've put some meat tenderizer N your heart chambers but U don't have 2 get on bended knees 2 get what U want...sooo, is this the brand new...
Stu(AINT 2 PROUD 2 BEG)BASS??? If so, may I have a new pair of slippers?, (I like Silver better)!

WE LOVE U STU...OH YES WE DO, no matter what they did 2 U...

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 12:38 am:

FAYETTE: OUCH AGAIN!!!...BUT WASN'T IT THE GREAT TYRONE DAVIS WHO SAID..."BABY CAN I CHANGE MY MIND"!!!...THANKS NANCY...KEEP THAT NORTHERN BORDER UNDER CONTROL!!!...MED!!!...I THINK THAT YOU GET IT!!!...I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME...BUT THE "ANGEL" MARKET IS TOUGH RIGHT NOW...AND YES...BENEATH THAT "GRUFF" EXTERIOR...LIES A SOFT INTERIOR (EVEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME *THAT*)!!!...HE'S ALSO SENDING ME IN FOR ANOTHER DEAL...AND FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND...THE PROSTATE THING IS COMPARITIVELY MINOR LEAGUE NEXT TO THIS ONE...AND WHO KNOW'S *WHAT* THEY'LL FIND...BUT IF IT'S A "ROLEX"...IM KEEPIN IT!!!...WELL DAR!!!...WHAT SAY???...IS YOU IS...OR IS YOU AIN'T???...GOTTA GET THINGS ORGANIZED!!!...BY THE WAY...DO YOU LIVE NEAR A DRY CLEANERS???...OH NEVER MIND!!!...SO WHATS IT GONNA BE???...IT'S ON YOU!!!..."YOU BETTER THINK (THINK- THINK) THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE TRYIN TO DO TO ME...OOH OOH OO OO"!!!...THANKS ALL YOU "ANGELS"!!!...STU(THEY CALL ME MR. PITIFUL)BASS

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 04:26 pm:

Well Stu: To forgive is divine, or so they say...
Detroit(DivineOne)Dar

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 04:48 pm:

PS You might want to rescind the "angel" offer though if you're still worried about catching the fallout from my bad karma, it just seems to be getting worse...
Detroit(feeling down)Dar

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 04:51 pm:

Yeah Dar, me too..me too.....

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 04:54 pm:

Ralph: Maybe you should warn him...

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 05:00 pm:

Yeah but...he's Angel Daddy.

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 06:04 pm:

WOW!!!...AN "ELITE" ONE *AND* A "DIVINE ONE!!!...PERHAPS I SHOULD START MY OWN CHOIR!!!...WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT RALPH???...BAD KARMA???...DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY BATHROOM DOOR BECOMING MYSTERIOUSLY LOCKED...FROM THE INSIDE...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT???...DOG DENIED ANY INVOLVEMENT!!!...AFTER GETING IT OPEN AT ABOUT 2:00 AM...I THOUGHT THAT THE "ATLANTA (OLYMPIC) BOMBER" WAS HIDING IN THERE OR SOMETHING!!!...ANYWAYS..."ANGEL" LADIES...LETS ALL WELCOME BACK SISTER "ANGEL" DAR WITH OPEN ARMS!!!...NOW...WE GOT WORK TO DO!!!...STU(GOING OVER CASEFILES)BASS

By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 06:07 pm:

BOY!!!...AND JUST TO THINK...THAT BEGGING ROUTINE WORKED JUST AS WELL FOR ME...AS IT DID FOR BELUSHI WITH CARRIE FISHER IN THE "BLUES BROTHERS"!!!...GUYS...THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR "PLEADING" YOUR CASE!!!...SO LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOU ASPIRING "DADDY'S"!!!...STU(THE REAL DEAL)BASS

By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 06:16 pm:

In general I think wooing works better than pleading! So what about that karma issue...are you newly confident that you can handle it since you faced your own mortality and all?!

By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 07:32 pm:

It would seem to me that any guy that has his bathroom mysteriously lock him out in the middle of the night is dealing with his own Karma issues here.

By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 08:25 pm:

REINSTATED "ANGEL" DAR!!!..."IN GENERAL" IS FOR THE MASSES...NOT "ANGEL DADDYS"!!!...AS FOR "KARMA ISSUES"...I'D RATHER HAVE "ISSUES" THAN HAVE TO PEE OFF THE BALCONY!!!...STU(GLAD I GOT THAT DOOR POPPED OPEN)BASS