By dotty (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:34 pm: |
can anybody tell me who stubass's angels
are.
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:40 pm: |
LOL - Wait, watch it, plead the 5th until we find out who Dotty is. LOL
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:41 pm: |
Stu, look what you started here. This thing could go international.
Dotty..Our man Stubass ( ladies man extaordinaire ) seem to be accumulating the ladies of the forum and turning them ...... wait, no......CONFIRMING their status as angels at which time he invites them to be Stu's Special Angels. Ol' Stu has something going for him because they're lining up like the World War Two draft to join his ranks.
Watch it Dotti. I'm sure Stu has already put the wheels in motion to add you to his gang.
By angels advocate (64.236.243.31) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:46 pm: |
I never joined Ralph
I'm holding out for the Terrana Twins to start an angel club..
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:48 pm: |
Angels advocate - Are you speaking of those two handsome guys who attended the LA Funk Brothers concert?
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:51 pm: |
YOW!!! I'm not sure we could compete with Stu. He seems to have a lock on the Angel thing. I certainly appreciate the thought though. One can't have too many angels.
By angels advocate (64.236.243.31) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:53 pm: |
ME - yes I am
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:00 pm: |
Well Ralph, you should think this thing over before you decide. Angels Advocate seems rather determine to wait for your confirmation. :o) I'm sure Stubass won't mind losing an angel or two to you. We'll give you a couple days before you make your final decision. We may even take a vote. :o)
By dottie (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:02 pm: |
not angelized yet
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:13 pm: |
I can be a Stubass angel and a Terrana Twin angel as well..Im sure there are no contracts on being an angel in two harums!!!! I can feed grapes and fan and feather and sing to Ralph and Russ and STU..
Stephanie
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:13 pm: |
*WAIT* JUST A MINUTE!!!...YOU ALL DON'T REALIZE JUST WHAT GOES INTO MAINTAINING A "FLEET" OF ANGELS...AND THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT GOES INTO IT ALL!!!...FIRST OF ALL...A STUBASS "ANGEL" IS A FEMALE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBRE...DEDICATED TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL STUBASS "ANGELS" ARE CREATED EQUAL...(SOME PERHAPS MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS)...WHO ARE TOTALLY COMMITTED TO THIS MUTUAL RELATIONSHIP OF TRUST...UNDERSTANDING...UNDYING LOVE THAT EXISTS ONLY BETWEEN STUBASS AND HIS ANGELS!!!...AS FOR THE TERRANA'S OR ANY OTHERS ATTEMPTING TO CUT IN ON THE STUBASS "ACTION"...IT AIN'T EASY GUYS...BUT GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!!!...I AM AN EXPERIENCED "ANGELMASTER" AND NEOPHYTES LIKE YOURSLEVES PROBABLY SDON'T KNOW JUST WHAT YOU ARE GETTING INTO...THE MYSTERIOUS WORLD OF STUBASS!!!...ANY NEW APPLICANTS OUT THERE???...JUST CALL ON "ANGELDADDY"!!!...
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:16 pm: |
Dottie - Are you putting in an application to be an Angel, or do you just want to know who the Angels are?
Stephanie - I think you may just have to do that. StuBass will just have to share you with those handsome brothers.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:20 pm: |
Oh man! I can see it now. THE GREAT ANGEL WARS OF SOULFUL DETROIT. Hey Stu! What's a guy to do here? I have lovely ladies here that want to be TBAs ( Terrana Brothers Angels ) and I think I'm liking the idea.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:26 pm: |
SOUNDS LIKE THE "JETS" AND "SHARKS" TO ME RALPH...SORTA LIKE..."WEST COAST STORY"!!!...STU(BUGSY)BASS
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:27 pm: |
"ANGELS"...YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING ME HERE!!!..."ANGELDADDY"
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:32 pm: |
Your Angels are protecting you Stu. As you can see, Dotty is inquiring about your Angels. So far, Dotty hasn't been told who your Angels are.
By fayette (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:36 pm: |
daddy angel i got your back. stubass angels
are intellectually stimulating,pretty,witty,
and of high moral standards.it's not easy
being a angel,but we try hard.
fayette
stubass elite angel
p.s. nobody else compare to daddy angel(stubass)
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:39 pm: |
Dotty - with the "y" on your post name, you might be a guy. Anyway, as you can see Fayette is the Head Angel.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:42 pm: |
How the hell do I compete with a guy who goes by the name of " Daddy Angel " This would make Hugh Heffner jealous.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:42 pm: |
DOTTY: IS THIS REALLY FRIEDA PAYNE???...I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU MET STUBASS AT THE "FUNKS" CONCERT...YOU WERE IMMEDIATLY IMPRESSED WITH THE WHOLE "ANGEL" THING...AND...LET'S KEEP THE LAWYERS OUT OF THIS!!!...STUBASS...IF I SAY SO MYSELF...LIVES BY THE HIGHEST MORAL...ETHICAL...AND LEGAL STANDARDS...AND REQUIRES THE SAME FROM HIS SWEET...SWEET..."ANGELS"!!!...STU(BIG DADDY) BASS
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:44 pm: |
HEY RALPH: I GOT NICER PAJAMAS THAN HUGH TOO!!!...STU(COMPETITION AIN'T NOTHIN Y'ALL)BASS
By ME (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:46 pm: |
If Dotty is Freda, this would be a dream come true for Big Daddy. The Angels wants Big Daddy to be happy.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:47 pm: |
DON'T WORRY "ME"!!!...I WON'T BLOW "YOUR" COVER!!!..."THE BIG GUY"
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:56 pm: |
Stu,
I know when I am in the company of greatness.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:03 pm: |
RALPH: YOU'VE GOT POTENTIAL "KID"!!!...STU(THE KIND)BASS
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:06 pm: |
I feel like a traitor now!!! I love you Terrana Twins but due to the responsibilities that have been bestowed upon me if Mr Stu wants me to remain loyal I will have to be under the tutelage of Stubass only..If Im allowed I will visit the Terrana Twins on an as needed basis to sing and feed grapes until then Im a full fledged "STUBASS ANGEL" I must protect the one Im loyal to.
I receive no pay for being an angel but Im still loyal.......now if the Terrana Twins teach me how to mix I may have to move over and spend some time with them. I hope you dont fine me STUBASS like Mr Gordy used to do!!! Thank god we dont have a Mickey Stevenson angel to spy on us and fine us like they did in the early days..
Stephanie
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:30 pm: |
STEPH "ANGEL": YOUR LOYALTY IS MOST APPRECIATED!!!...I DON'T DETECT A COMPLAINT ABOUT PAY...DO I???...AS YOU KNOW...STUBASS "ANGELS" ARE STRICTLY VOLUNTEERS...AS STUBASS REQUIRES NO DUES OR INITIATION FEES (ALTHOUGH I COULD)!!!...LISTEN UP...JUST BECAUSE RUSS HAS 89 # 1 RECORDS TO HIS CREDIT...AND RALPH MODERATES THIS FORUM WITH THE UTMOST DILLIGENCE AND DEVOTION...TWO AGAINST ONE IS UNFAIR...AND I WOULD INCORPORATE MY OWN BROTHER INTO MY AFFAIRS...BUT IF ANY "ANGEL" TALK WENT ON AROUND HIS HOUSE...HE WOULD BE SLEEPING IN THE GARAGE...SO IT'S STUBASS AGAINST THE WORLD...AND YOU "ANGELS" ARE CERTAINLY WORTH IT!!!...JUST MAKE SURE YOU APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE...BECAUSE BEFORE STUBASS...THERE WERE NONE...AND AFTER STUBASS...THERE WILL BE NO MORE!!!...STU(IN A MELLOW MOOD)BASS
By Nancy (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:55 pm: |
Stu sorry I have not joined in sooner, your right it is not fair that Ralph is able to bring in his brother.. so this angel from Canada is with you
By medusa9e (66.73.6.124) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 10:18 pm: |
hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm waiting 2 B drafted as KevGos'
Angels, but hell, I can B an angel anywhere, anytime, any place LOL (again, no offense 2 anyone I hope).
Hey KevGo~~~~~~~~~~Let Me B Your Angel..LMAO
Ok then,I'll B a she devil how about that LOL
>>>>>>just kidding<<<<<<<<<<<<
By medua9e (66.73.6.124) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 10:27 pm: |
Stubass,
Thanx very much 4 the compliment (on another topic)...ok, I can B your angel 2. LOL
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 10:33 pm: |
I declare this contest over. Stu remains Angel Supreme ( Angel Daddy ). I know when I'm out-classed. Now like the old lion that has lost it's pride I shall limp out into this good night and lick my wounds. I declare Stubass the reigining Angel Daddy of Soulful Detroit.Com and will never allow anyone to infringe on what he has so dilligently and industriously accumulated.I must further add that I have nothing but respect for you Angels who have elected to stay with Stu. It confirms Stu's initial evaluation that you are all superior of moral character and extreme intelligence.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 10:57 pm: |
RALPH MY FRIEND!!!... I APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE INDEED CHOSEN TO LIVE TO "FIGHT" ANOTHER DAY!!!...I MAY EVEN CONSIDER...AT SOME POINT... MENTORING YOU TO "ANGEL DADDY" TO BE STATUS!!!...YOU HAVE TAKEN THIS LIKE A MAN...AND EVEN THOUGH IT CAN APPEAR THAT MY VERY FOUNDATION IS CRUMPLING AROUND ME AT TIMES...THE "ANGELS" HAVE ALWAYS COME TO MY RESCUE...AND I AM DEEPLY INDEBETED!!!...MEDUSA9E: MY FRIEND KEVGO IS MOST CERTAINLY A CITIZEN OF THE "MOST" UPSTANDING CHARACTER...HOWEVER...I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS PREPARED AT THIS TIME TO ASSUME THE VAST RESPONSIBILITIES OF "ANGEL DADDYHOOD"!!!...PERHAPS HE COULD START WITH JUST ONE DISCIPLE...LIKE YOURSELF...BUT HELL...I THINK THE WORD FOR *THAT* IS "MARRAGE"...AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT ALL THAT WELL FOR ME THE FIRST TIME AROUND!!!...TO ALL MY ANGELS...NORTH...SOUTH...EAST...AND WEST...AIN'T NO STOPPIN' US NOW...WE'RE ON THE MOVE!!!...STU(TAKE THE SPOILS AND RUNNING FAST)BASS
By Vickie (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:45 am: |
Terrana Twins you have 2 on your side..
Blondie & Vickie
one for each twin
By Vickie (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:48 am: |
Terrana Twins you have 2 on your side..
Blondie & Vickie
one for each twin
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:48 am: |
THERE YOU HAVE IT T-TWINS!!!...THIS ONE IS JUST TOO TOUGH TO CONTROL...A REAL "PROJECT"... SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR "BOOTY"(HEY...THATS HOW THE PIRATES OF OLD SAID IT) AND RUN!!!...OR YOU CAN "SHAKE YOU BOOTY" AND JUST WALK ON!!!...BEST WISHES TO YOU GUYS AND YOUR HAREM OF ONE!!!...WHAT IF SHE'S TOO MUCH FOR ONE TERRANA...BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR TWO???...STU(NOW YOUR PROBLEM GUYS)BASS P.S.(BUT SHE IS A SWEETIE!!!)
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:07 am: |
Gee the problem here is I don't know which one to take. Vickie or Blondie. They're both dead solid perfect!
By Uptight (24.55.6.144) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:19 am: |
Aaron Spelling could produce a TV show based on this thread--"STU'S ANGELS." Can you just hear the theme music?
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:22 am: |
Hey Uptight, I know where we can get a good editor for the show.
By Uptight (24.55.6.144) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:27 am: |
Thanks Ralph. Have you ever mixed audio for a TV show?
By nikki (24.46.200.124) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:50 am: |
Hey StuBass, I'd like to apply too! What are the credentials to becoming an angel???? (Outside of the fact that "Angel" by the Satintones is in my top 3 all time favorite songs)!!!
In harmony,
Nikki
http://www.harmonytrain.com
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:52 am: |
NIKKI: YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK HERE!!!...MORE LATER...GOTTA GO TO WORK SO AS I CAN FEED ALL MY "ANGELS" IF NEED BE!!!...STUBASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:54 am: |
Uptight,
I have done almost no mixing for television. That is definitely the domaine of my brother. I have done a few minus mixes for shows Teddie was appearing on and we wanted him to sing live to a track of ours.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 11:21 am: |
HEY UPTIGHT: SO LONG AS TORI STAY'S FAR...FAR...AWAY!!!...STU(BETER THAN CHARLEY)BASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 12:04 pm: |
BOY OH BOY RALPH!!!...I REALLY THINK YOU'VE GOT YOUR HANDS FULL WITH THIS ONE!!!...NOT LIKE PRODUCING A SINGLE...MORE LIKE AN 8 C.D. BOXED SET!!!...I'VE LEARNED THAT SOMETIMES...IT'S BETTER TO JUST "PASS" ON A DEAL!!!...BEST OF LUCK!!!...STU(PASADENA)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 01:37 pm: |
Like I said Stu, give me Blondie and I'm outta here.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 01:40 pm: |
HEY RALPH: I GIVE NOTHING...BUT IT'S SURE THERE FOR THE TAKING!!!...GOOD LUCK...AND I'M ALWAYS HERE TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE!!!...STU(MACK DADDY)BASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:21 pm: |
Ralph: "Dead solid perfect" (times two)...looks like you're in business.
Blondie: I'd stick with Stubass...he'd never give away one of his angels.
Angel Daddy: I'm sorry I missed the opportunity to meet you (not to mention missing the concert :
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:24 pm: |
The rest of it was: but I'm content to be in the company of your impressive flock...
Detroit(Baby I'm Yours)Dar :>
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:33 pm: |
Dar,
WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I think I'm seeing what little empire I have crumble before my very eyes. Stu...If you somehow take Darlene from me I'm getting a hold of Paulie 3 Shoes. I know where you work.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:33 pm: |
"ANGEL" DARLENE: SORRY WE MISSED YOU TOO...BUT "ANGEL DADDY" UNDERSTANDS!!!...YOU CERTAINLY HAVE GIVEN "BLONDIE" SOME SOUND ADVICE...BUT HECK...IF RALPH WANT'S TO VENTURE OUT INTO "ANGEL LAND"...HE SHOULD HAVE A GO AT IT!!!...HE'LL SOON FIND OUT THAT IT'S NOT EASY...AND CARRIES WITH IT A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY...NOT TO MENTION OTHERS CONSTANTLY OUT THERE WAITING FOR YOU TO SLIP UP!!!...THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF WELL PLACED CONFIDENCE...AND KEEP "FLYING HIGH"!!!...STU(SEE YOU NEXT TIME)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:34 pm: |
Detroit ( baby I'm yours ) Dar?????????
What kind of *&*#* is that?
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:37 pm: |
OK...JUST TAKING INVENTORY OF POTENTIAL NEW RECRUITS!!!...LETS SEE...WE HAVE NIKKI...VONNIE...MEDUSA9E...AM I MISSING ANYBODY GUYS???...PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!...NEED I TAKE ATTENDANCE EACH AND EVERY DAY???...STU(RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS)BASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:38 pm: |
OH!!!...HOW COULD I FORGET DOTTY!!!...STU(BRAIN DRAIN)BASS
By Blondie (64.236.243.31) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:47 pm: |
my my my
what's a girl to do?
Blondie
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:54 pm: |
NOW RALPH: A DEAL'S A DEAL!!!...OUR DEAL WAS *NOT* CONTINGENT ON ANYONE ACTUALLY SHOWING UP!!!...IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA...ONCE A MODEL IS DRIVEN OFF THE LOT...THERE IS NO COOLING OFF PERIOD!!!...CHECK WITH THE DMV IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!!!...NOW JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS ATTAINED "ANGEL" STATUS...DOES NOT NECESSARILY PRECLUDE THEM FROM THE PURSUIT OF RELATIONSHIPS OF A MORE MONOGAMOUS NATURE...SO LONG AS "ANGEL" RESPONSIBILITIES ARE NOT NEGLECTED!!!...HEY...IF YOU'RE HAVING ALL OF THIS DIFFICULTY WITH JUST ONE SITUATION...JUST THINK WHAT STUBASS GOES THROUGH EACH AND EVERY DAY!!!...I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT EASY!!!...STU(DODGED A BULLET THERE)BASS
By Ralph the repentent (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:55 pm: |
Blondie,
I gotta be real honest here. Like I said, you're dead soid perfect but in reality, I'm a one angel man. Darlene has had my back for sometime now and I guess I would be lost without her if she should decide to go with Daddy Angel Stu. I think I explained once that she is capable of making me have conversations with myself that even I don't understand but I really do like things as they are. Stu will take very good care of you I'm sure.
Dar ...don't leave me. How about a pepperoni pizza baby? And you can still choose the next movie.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:55 pm: |
Ralph: He doesn't need to take me, you gave me to him...as I recall.
Stu: My son will be attending UCLA this year, so maybe we'll meet afterall on one of my trips down to the City of Angels (a fitting place for Angel Daddy)...then you can judge for yourself if I am indeed "Stubass Angel" worthy.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:58 pm: |
Stu,
I have gained new respect for you. HOW DO YOU DO IT????? I'm going back to the quiet life now.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 02:59 pm: |
HEY ANGEL DAR!!!...I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU ARE WORTHY...AS RALPH OFTEN REMINDS ME...YOU'RE BREATHING...ARE YOU NOT???...BY THE WAY...HOPE YOUR SON ENJOYS UCLA!!!...MY TWO NEPHEWS (BRUCES KIDS) GRADUATED FROM THERE RECENTLY!!!...STU(BRUINIZED)BASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:01 pm: |
BLONDIE!!!...IT'S ALL ON YOU!!!...STU(ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:07 pm: |
Dar,
Am I missing something here? When did I give you to Stubass? ( I'm sensing one of those strange converstions with myself brewing here )
By Blondie (64.236.243.31) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:07 pm: |
Where's Russ when I need him?
Blondie
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:11 pm: |
I'll try and notify him Blondie.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:15 pm: |
OH...NOW IT'S "WHERE'S RUSS"???...LISTEN UP BLONDIE!!!...STUBASS MIGHT NOT BE THE *MOST* DESIRABLE GUY OUT THERE...BUT...HEY...I'M NOT EXACTLY THE "BOTTOM OF THE BARREL" EITHER!!!...GIRLS...CAN YOU STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS POOR MISGUIDED SOUL!!!...STU(GETTING MY FEATHERS RUFFLED)BASS
By Blondie (64.236.243.31) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 03:18 pm: |
tee, hee, hee
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:08 pm: |
See what I mean Blondie? Not only did he give me away, but he pretends he doesn't even remember. (Well, in his case maybe he's not pretending!)
Stu: breathing, and even female...I've got it covered. LOL
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:22 pm: |
AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN DARLENE!!!...BUT THOSE CHARACTERISTICS ARE JUST FOR CONSIDERATION!!!...IT'S YOUR SWEETNESS THAT PUT YOU OVER THE TOP!!!...AS FOR RALPH...I STILL THINK HE MADE A GOOD DEAL..."FUNK BROTHERS"!!!...WHO WOULDN'T MAKE A DEAL LIKE THAT!!!...STUBASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:31 pm: |
WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?! I defend your loyalty to Blondie, and you take Angel Daddy Wannabe's side? Maybe I misjudged your loyalty in all things angel. : >
By Wayward Angel (64.236.243.31) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:42 pm: |
Maybe I'll test drive you Angel Daddy Stu...
I was holding out for my twins..
Blondie
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:46 pm: |
OH...NOW LOOK WHO'S HAD A CHANGE OF HEART!!!..."ANGELS"...WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???...SHOULD STUBASS GIVE THIS "NEAR FALLEN" "ANGEL" ANOTHER CHANCE???...STU(THE FORGIVING ONE)BASS
By Uptight (24.55.6.144) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 07:36 pm: |
Tune in next time for another episode of (organ plays)..."STU'S ANGELS."
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 07:42 pm: |
NEXT EPISODE MY BEHIND "UPTIGHT"...JUST GONE TO COMMERCIAL!!!...HEY RALPH...NOW SHE'S DONE IT TO ME!!!...I FIND MYSELF TALKING BLATHERING NONSENSE....AND NOBODY IS IN THE ROOM WITH ME!!!...BAAAAAADA.....BAAAAAADA......BAAAAADA!!!....HMMMM......BAAAAADA......BAAAADA!!!...HOW CAN I STOP???...ANY SUGGESTIONS WOULD BE APPRECIATED!!!....BAAAAAADA......BAAAAAAADA.......BAAAAAADA!!!...STU(HELP)BASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:08 pm: |
HEY NOW!! Who's the one who's been on your side here? Any talking to yourself should be blamed on the "I think I want twins angel", and the "wannabe"...not me. : >
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:14 pm: |
BAAAAAAADA.....BAAAAAAADA......BAAAAADAA.....WANT TWIN'S ANGEL???...ARE YOU TWO IN CAHOOTS???...IS THIS AN INSIDE JOB???...O.K.!!!...PERHAPS I'VE GOT THIS THING ALL WRONG!!!...I'M WILLING TO START THIS ALL OVER AGAIN...RIGHT FROM THE POINT OF THE "FUNK BROTHERS" CONCERT!!!...O.K.???...SEE HOW REASONABLE I AM???...DEAL???...BAAAAAADA.....BAAAAAADA....THERE I GO AGAIN!!!....BAAAAADA.....RAAAAAAAAALPH???????
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:19 pm: |
Stu,
I rest my case. Dar is very good as you now can see. If she gets a hold of all your other Angels and does a little schooling you may have some real problems. you'll be posting from the Drooling Acadamy pal.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:30 pm: |
Dar,
Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt on the fogetfulness thing. I know I have a few years on you so you may as well get used to it. You know I would never intentionally give you away. Maybe that came off some wierd senior moment coupled with the excitement of hooking up wth the Brothers ( not to mention Stubass ) after all these years. Perhaps a small tattoo on your behind saying " Property of Ralph ) will do the trick. What do you think? Huh? huh?
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:30 pm: |
RALPH: I HAVE NEVER MET AN "ANGEL" THAT WAS BEYOND REHABILITATION!!!...PERHAPS THE ENTIRE FLOCK COULD PERFORM SOME SORT OF "INTERVENTION" OR SOMETHING!!!...WE DON'T GIVE UP THAT EASILY!!!...STU(BETTY FORD WANNABE)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:34 pm: |
Stu my man, I don't think it's a question of re-hab. I guess I haven't quite introduced you to Darlene yet.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:38 pm: |
TATTOO!!!...HAAAAAAAA!!!...YOU KNOW THAT B.B. KING'S GIRLFRIEND TRIED THAT...TATTOOING HIS INITIALS ON HER DERRIERE....ONE "B" ON EACH CHEEK!!!...WHEN SHE BENT OVER TO SHOW HIM...HE REPLIED..."WHO THE HELL IS BOB"!!!...STUBASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:49 pm: |
Stu,
I'm laughing. This just hit me funny.
By MET (68.42.209.170) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 08:54 pm: |
StuBass -That was extemely funny. But, I didn't want to laugh. This thread is alive. What happen to Dotty?
(((((I AM IN MOARNING FOR MY BABY LUTHER.)))))
By M.McLeanTech (66.159.206.60) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:36 pm: |
To forgive is to be God-like.
I want to be an angel.
No more smart remarks about all caps.
Mike McLean
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:56 pm: |
McLean wants to be an angel!!!!! There is a god!!
Mike you are a sweetheart of a tech.
Stephanie
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:57 pm: |
Hi Mike,
Your gender is incorrect but perhaps Stu can find you some work in his orginization.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 10:19 pm: |
OK, I certainly don't want to be held responsible for BOTH of you blathering like idiots...I will do the right thing and remove myself from the flock, so you can refocus your attention on enlisting Blondie. : <
By M.McLeanTech (66.159.218.194) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 10:29 pm: |
Ralph,
In the classic Frank Capra film "It's A Wonderful Life" Jimmy Stewart was visited on a bridge in mid-winter by a male angel. He was an old-fart dirty old man like me. (the angel, not Jimmy Stewart)
What is this "wrong gender" bit?
Mike McLean
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 10:35 pm: |
DARLENE (STILL OFFICIALLY AN "ANGEL")!!!... I DON'T RECALL EXECUTING ANY "ESCAPE CLAUSE"!!!...PLUS...THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM FOR YOU *AND* BLONDIE!!!...FAYETTE!!!...AS ELITE ANGEL...YOU'D BETTER HELP ME OUT HERE!!!...MIKE!!!...I'M DUMBFOUNDED!!!...I'LL TRY TO FIGURE OUT SOME SORT OF POSITION FOR YOU IN THE ORGANIZATION AS RALPH SUGGESTS...PERHAPS WE COULD DISCUSS IT OVER THAT LUNCH YOU *OWE ME*!!!...SPEAKING OF LUNCH...I DID A FAVOR FOR THE MANAGER OF RUTHS CHRIS STEAKHOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS TODAY...AND HE INVITED ME IN FOR LUNCH OR DINNER FOR TWO!!!...PERHAPS I COULD HAVE AN "ANGEL OLYMPICS" OR SOMETHING...AND FLY THE WINNER OUT HERE FOR THAT FREE MEAL!!!...HOW ABOUT AN ESSAY CONTEST???..."WHY I LOVE "ANGEL DADDY STUBASS" IN 50 WORDS OR LESS (IF THATS EVEN POSSIBLE)!!!...I'LL THINK ABOUT IT!!!...STU(GETTIN HUNGRY) BASS!!!...P.S...IN ALL SERIOUSNESS...IT'S A VERY SAD DAY WITH THE PASSING OF LUTHER VANDROSS...AND ON BEHALF OF THE "ANGELS" AND ALL...SEND ALONG OUR CONDOLANCES TO HIS FAMILY...FRIENDS...AND MANY FANS!!!...STUBASS
By M.McLeanTech (66.159.218.194) on Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 11:58 pm: |
Stu,
Now that this issue of all caps is behind us, why not take advantage of our basic friendship. Lets have lunch!
From now on I will type in small letters. Naaaah! Just kidding!
I recomend the HomeTown Buffet!
Let's get it on!
Mike
By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 10:40 am: |
HEY STU,IT MUST BE A CA.THING,HECK MY WIFE WON'T EVEN LET ME KEEP SNOWMEN IN THE HOUSE{SOMETHING ABOUT THEM WETTING THE FLOORS]AND YOU HAVE ANGELS?MAN I'M MOVIN!
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 11:45 am: |
R&B: DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP BUDDY!!!...CURRENT CENSUS FIGURES PUT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA AT WELL OVER 35-MILLION!!!...SINCE "STUBASS" AND "CHARLEY" ARE THE *ONLY* KNOWN CALIFORNIANS WITH "ANGEL" FLOCKS...THE ODDS JUST AREN'T IN YOUR FAVOR!!!...YOU MAY WANT TO STAY PUT!!!...STUBASS
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 11:50 am: |
"ANGEL" STATUS UPDATE!!!...NIKKI...YOU'RE IN!!!...VONNIE...YOU'RE IN!!!...MEDUSA9E...YOU'RE IN!!!...DOTTY...YOU'RE IN (ONCE WE FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!!...BLONDIE...APPLICATION PENDING!!!...DARLENE...I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOU!!!...MIKE (OR CLARENCE)...WE'VE GOTTA TALK!!!...STU("ANGEL DADDY")BASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 03:51 pm: |
Hey Stu: I thought I gave you peace of mind yesterday when I graciously stepped down from the exaulted position of Stubass Angel.
Don't worry about me...like I said when this started, I've never really thought of myself as the angelic type anyway.
Now...if you create a new, less angelic following, I just might put in an application...although I'm really not much of a joiner by nature. : >
By fayette (205.188.209.109) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 03:55 pm: |
now as your devoted elite angel it is my
duty to protect all your movable parts.
i think we may need to go in conference
bout ms vonnie.paulie may get the chain
saw.
protecting daddy angel
elite angel
fayette
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 03:58 pm: |
Now Ralph: About that tatoo...
HAHA, that's pretty funny!
You know this (fallen) angel well enough to know that's never gonna happen...
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 05:04 pm: |
Dar,
I never really thought it would happen. However you have such a beautiful " canvas " to put such a work of art.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 05:13 pm: |
AAAAWWWW SHUCKS : >
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 05:16 pm: |
Oh..I see you're home. I'll call you.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 07:15 pm: |
HEY RALPH: CAN AN "ANGEL DADDY"...IN YOUR OPINION...ABDICATE ONE STATE...WITHOUT LOSING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY???...STU(REINFORCING MY POSITON) BASS...P.S...GOOD LUCK ON THAT TATTOO...
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 07:49 pm: |
Stu,
I'm not sure I understand the question but it seems to me it would have a lot to do with what state you decide upon.
RE: the tattoo. I don't think I would mar something as beautiful as that anyway Stu if you get my drift.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 08:41 pm: |
WE'RE TALKING THE "STATE OF DARLENE" HERE RALPH!!!...BUT NOW...FROM WHAT YOU STATE...ABOUT THE STATE OF HER STATELY CANVAS...GET MY DRIFT...I'M IN A STATE OF CONFUSION!!!...STU(EVER THE STATESMAN)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Friday, May 02, 2003 - 09:25 pm: |
Well I was just stating the facts Stu.
By medusa9e (66.73.5.82) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 03:20 pm: |
Hey Stubass, ANGELDADDY,
I'm N...I need 2 B someones Angel, it;s hard out here BN an Angel out here all by myself as sweet as I am...LOL
So yesss, sign me up on the dotted line.
Oh, and I want my Halo 2 match my gown and my slippers, and I want a small pair of wings on my feet 2..OK?.LOL-- ok, ok, I'll turn my hair N2 small winglike feathers, is that enough???
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 03:25 pm: |
"ANGEL" MEDUSA9E: WELL...YOU CERTAINLY GET AN A+ FOR "ANGEL" CREATIVITY...AND THAT ANGEL WING THING COULD PULL YOU A BLUE RIBBON IN THE "EVENING WING" COMPETITION!!!...GOOD WORK ANGEL!!!...STUBASS
By fayette (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 03:48 pm: |
stubass can you get fayette a size medium wings,
i gained a pound.
running to jenny craig,
elite angel
fayette
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 03:48 pm: |
The evening wing competition??? This just keeps getting more bizzare.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 04:14 pm: |
YEAH RALPH: TELL DARLENE WHAT SHE'S MISSING!!!...STU...(TALK ABOUT "HOT WINGS")!!!...
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 04:15 pm: |
HEY FAYETTE: WHY RUN WHEN YOU CAN "FLY"???...STU
By nikki (24.46.200.124) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 08:02 pm: |
Huh??????? Who's on first????????
Confused in NY,
Angel Nikki
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 08:06 pm: |
NIKKI: NOW DON'T YOU WORRY "ANGEL"!!!...CONFUSION IS A NATURAL STATE OF MIND IN "ANGELDOM"!!!..."THE BIG GUY"!!!
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 08:33 am: |
Everytime a bell rings
STUBASS gives out WINGS!!!!!!
Yes I stole that from Its a Wonderful Life thank you Frank Capra..
Stephanie
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Monday, May 05, 2003 - 10:38 am: |
NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE STEPH!!!...THERE *ARE* TIMES...THAT FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON AT ALL...BELLS START GOING OFF IN MY HEAD (PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE 60'S)...AND IF THAT BECOMES THE CASE...I'LL BE GIVING OUT MORE WINGS THAN "COL. SANDERS!!!...STU(YOU LITTLE PLAGERIST YOU)BASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 09:33 pm: |
Hey Angel Daddy,I think I've had a change of heart. Ever since I left the flock my karma has been lousy...even the Pistons let me down yesterday. I was being loyal and cheering for them (on my birthday I might add) at the totally stupid hour it was on out here, and they go and loose. That was the last straw...I have seen the error of my ways.
Repentant One
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 09:51 pm: |
MS DAR: SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!...DON'T WANT TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO...BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!...RE-COMMUNICATION INTO THE "ANGELS" IS NO EASY TASK!!!...FIRST OF ALL...YOU UST SAY THREE HAIL MARY'S...THEN YOU MUST DRINK THREE BLOODY MARY'S...AND THATS JUST FOR STARTERS!!!...NOW...DESPITE MY POLICY OF NO SECOND CHANCES...IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO AMEND YOUR WAYS...*AND* WITH RALPHS BLESSING...I WILL STRONGLY CONSIDER YOUR REPENTANCE AND RE-ADMISSION TO THIS MOST WORTHY HIGH CALLING...THUS ALLOWING ALL THAT GOOD "KARMA" TO RETURN...SO LONG AS YOU DON'T LET YOUR "KARMA" RUN OVER MY "DOGMA"!!!...STU(THE FORGIVING ONE)BASS
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 09:53 pm: |
PS TO POSSIBLE "RE-ANGEL" DAR!!!...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!..."ANGEL DADDY"
By Soul Sister (65.43.150.250) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 09:55 pm: |
Dotty & Ralph: Tho'I'm by no means an angel I must admit STU has has some mean rap especially the part about the Hawiian Beach Party with Artists of our choice singing to us!!
Stephanie: I want someone to feed me grapes & fan me with plenty of TLC, I already do enough of the feedin'& fannin'(HA_HA_HA)!!
Stubass: I must say you are entertaining(chuckle).
Best Reguards Always, S.S.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:04 pm: |
With Ralph's blessing??? What's up with that?
It was Blondie who was angling for the Terrana Twin position...I am a free agent angel applicant. (Say that three times fast).
How much amending are we talking here?!
By Ralph the Crushed (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:09 pm: |
Stu,
I guess I don't quite know what to say. It's hard deaing with a repentant Angel. Soul Sister, it seems you are speaking for all the Angels. Whatever it is Stu has is way beyond what I am capable of delivering.
Well I hope you like basketball Stu. Dar..will you still watch the Pistons game with me tomorrow? Assuming Angel Daddy gives his OK.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:11 pm: |
Hell Dar, I can't even say it one time fast.
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:14 pm: |
SOUL SISTER: NOW I ASSUME YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MUST BE AN "ANGEL" IN GOOD STANDING FOR THE MAUI THING!!!...NO LAST MINUTE CONVERSIONS OR ANYTHING HERE!!!...SO...DO I HAVE A POTENTIAL NEW RECRUIT OR WHAT???...YOU NEVER KNOW...WHILE NO "FIRM" DATE HAS BEEN SET...AND NEGOTIATIONS ARE CURRENTLY AT A STANDSTILL FOR ALL THE TALENT INVOLVED...THINGS COULD BREAK LOOSE AT ANY TIME...THEN...IT'S...LETS GO...AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN...THEN YOU'RE OUT...AND I'D FEEL TERRIBLE WATCHING DON HO SINGING "TINY BUBBLES" TO ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU!!!...STU(HOOKI-LAU)BASS
By medusa9e (66.73.0.235) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:19 pm: |
This is 4 all of ANGEL~Daddy (Stubass) Angels
ALL 2 GETHER NOW!!!!
WE R STUBASS ANGELS 4 F R
WE PLAN 2 LEAVE HIM NEVER
THROUGH THICK & THIN WHATEVER
WE WILL ALWAYS B 2GETHER!!!
SO COME WHAT MAY
ANGEL MASTER (STUBASS) IS HERE 2 STAY!
hahahahahahaha..LOL!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:21 pm: |
Hmmm. A new acronym for the ERRGGH FILE..OMGIAD..( OH MY GOD ITS ANGEL DADDY )
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:22 pm: |
HEY "ANGEL" MED!!!...IF YOU COULD PUT THAT CUTE LITTLE LIMERICK TO MUSIC...WE MAY HAVE OUR OWN THEME SONG...AND "DADDY" IS DIGGIN IT!!!...STU(YA GOTTA LOVE THESE GIRLS)BASS
By Soul Sister who knows the score. (65.43.150.250) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:23 pm: |
Now now Stu remember it was The
O'Jays I was to be serenaded by. If you deliver Eddie Levert well I suppose you can count me in.
Soul Sister, one demanding (possible) angel!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:26 pm: |
Deepest apologies Stu. I thought you were the writer of the Angel Diddy. Medusa baby, stick to being an Angel OK? And keep your day job.
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:39 pm: |
SOUL SISTER: MY PEOPLE ARE IN TALKS WITH EDDIES PEOPLE...AND THEY'RE REALLY A BUNCH OF "BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE"...SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS (IT'S AN L.A. THING)!!!...RALPH: I KINDA LIKED THE "ANGELS ANTHEM"!!!...PUT THE RIGHT TRACK TO IT...AND HECK...IT'S GOT POSSIBILITIES!!!...BY THE WAY..."ANGEL" MEDS DAY JOB IS IN THE FIELD OF E.R...AND AT THIS POINT...YOU'RE THE LAST GUY I'D WANT TO BE IN THE EVENT YOU WERE WHEELED INTO HER EMERGENCY ROOM IN NEED OF LIFE SAVING MEASURES AFTER *THAT* LAST COMMENT YOU MADE!!!...EAT HEALTHY...STUBASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:43 pm: |
Pass the Wheaties Stu..
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:44 pm: |
Stu: Still waiting to hear how I make amends. (The bloody mary's could be a problem if I need to do all three at once, since I am a lightweight).
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:48 pm: |
RALPH: NEGOTIATIONS ARE ONGOING WITH GENERAL FOODS FOR WHEATIES... WITH STU("ANGEL DADDY")BASS ON THE BOX!!!...BREAKFAST OF "ANGELS"!!!...STU
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:50 pm: |
DAR: ARE YOU *SURE* YOU'RE IRISH???...STU(TRY IT WITH A LIME)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:52 pm: |
Hey Stu, Dar makes a point. She drinks three Bloody Marys in a row she's done for
a week. Regarding the Wheaties box. I like it. Breakfast of Angels.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:54 pm: |
VERY IRISH! I weigh 124 lbs though...
By Soul Sister (65.43.150.250) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:55 pm: |
But Stu I have it on good authority that Eddie's not in L.A., since he moved from Shaker Hieghts, Ohio he moved to Las Vegas. Now you wouldn't be pulling a potential angel's leg would you? S.S.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:58 pm: |
And a VERY well disributed 124 Lbs I might add Stu.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 10:59 pm: |
Ralph: You've never even seen me drink...
(It's good to see I've passed along my basketball playoffs obsession to you).
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:06 pm: |
I know Dar. That's my point. Speaking of play-offs. The last time I looked in on tonights game it was a blow-out favoring SA.
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:07 pm: |
PS TO DAR: IS THAT AN "UNRESTRICTED FREE AGENT"...OR DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR AGENT OR SOMETHING!!!...STUBASS DOES NOT TALK TO AGENTS!!!...HAVE THOSE THREE BLOODY MARY'S...AND THEN YOU TRY TO REPEAT YOURSELF!!!...RALPH: POTENTIAL "RE-ANGEL" DAR HAS MY PROFOUND BLESSING TO SPECTATE (WITH A POSSIBLE NEED FOR KAYOPECTATE) THE PISTONS GAME WITH YOU...SINCE THE LAKERS ARE NOW OUT OF IT!!!...RESPECTFULLY...STUBASS
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:15 pm: |
GEEZ: I TAKE FIVE MINUTES TO SPEAK WITH SOME IDIOT FROM INDIA WHO WANT'S ME TO SOMEHOW "MANUFACTURE" A RIGHT SIDE STEERING WHEEL HONDA ELEMENT TO SEND TO BOMBAY OR SOME SUCH PLACE...COME BACK...AND I'M BEING ACCUSED OF BEING SOME SORT OF PREVERICATOR!!!...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE EDDIE IS...IT'S HIS *PEOPLE* THAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH!!!...EDDIE COULD BE ON THE MOON...AND HIS PEOPLE COULD STILL BE HERE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD PLANNING HIS FUTURE (BY THE WAY...MY AUNT AND UNCLE LIVED IN SHAKER HEIGHTS...3330 CLAYTON BLVD...NEAR LEE AND VAN AIKEN...AND I USED TO VISIT THEM AS A LITTLE KID)!!!...AS FOR YOUR DISTRIBUTION...PROBABLE "RE-ANGEL" DAR...YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY WELL DISTRIBUTED...AND WON'T TAKE UP TOO MUCH ROOM ON RALPHS SOFA DURING THE GAME!!!...STUBASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:16 pm: |
Yeah Stu: When the Lakers decided to "get out of it" they sure went for the gusto!
I am as unrestricted as they come...no agent would want the job!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:17 pm: |
Thanks Stu. I just hope the Pistons don't go down the same road as the Lakers did. OK Dar, Daddy Angel gave his permission. Pizza or Chinese??
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:27 pm: |
Ralph: You counted out the mavs too soon...It's a 2 pt. game.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Monday, May 19, 2003 - 11:30 pm: |
OOOPS...Goes with my impatient nature Dar.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 12:33 am: |
Stu: I'm going to take my bad karma and the Very Best of Marvin Gaye and head for a bubble bath because, MERCY MERCY ME I used to be FLYIN HIGH (IN THE FRIENDLY SKY) but now I'LL BE DOGGONE, don't know WHAT'S GOING ON, AINT THAT PECULIAR? PS Don't believe Ralph's propaganda...I'm about 5'7, "mildly" attractive, "moderately" intelligent
and "occasionally" entertaining!
Let me know about my angel status soon, (in case you have an EGO TRIPPING OUT...YOU'RE THE MAN).LOL
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 12:39 am: |
Ralph: See...Mavs win!
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 12:42 am: |
RALPH: YES YOU *DID* COUNT THE MAVS OUT TOO SOON!!!...DAR: I GOTTA TAKE RALPHS WORD ON EVERYTHING...SO DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT...CAUSE "I'M A STUBBORN KIND OF FELLA"!!!..STATUS...PENDING...BASED ON FURTHER BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION!!!...NOW SAY GOODNIGHT ALL!!!...STUBASS
By STEPHANIE (66.54.1.38) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 01:07 am: |
I see the heavenly thread has started again I see I have not been the only repentant angel around here...STUBASS FOREVER
Stephanie
a (learned her lesson) STUBASS ANGEL!!!
By fayette (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 06:52 am: |
what you future angels and back sliding
ex-angels must realize is in order to
get to daddy angel is you got to go through
the elite angels. elite angel fayette has
never left his side, and is indeed the most
devoted angel.so instead of begging da man
(daddy angel) maybe you should address your
back sliding to the elite angels.
daddy angel's forever faithful
fayette
By Wayward Angel S.S. (65.43.150.250) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 08:51 am: |
Angel Man Stubass; Please don't be upset with S.S., I was just commenting on that comment you made about being a L.A. thing. I'm sure the Angel Man has great connections in heavenly places where he'll be able to get Eddie Levert and any other artist to perform at his Hawiian Luau. Just wanted to make sure my request was filled before I made the leap to paradise!
Rebellious (sometimes) Angel, S.S.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 08:53 am: |
NOW LETS ALL IMAGINE A (PERFECT) WORLD...WHERE EVERY "ANGEL" WAS AS DEVOTED AS "ELITE ANGEL" FAYETTE!!!...AHHHHH..."TO DREAM...PERCHANCE TO DREAM!!!...STU(MISTY EYED IN THE MORNING)BASS
By medusa9e (66.73.7.11) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 09:13 am: |
Hey Ralph,
Do I detect a little N-vey here & there???hahahahaha
We Love Our Angel Daddy, he supplies us our Halo's, Slippers, Gowns and our Wings, even if they don't fit, he'll make it right.
So PLEASE don't hate. I never said I was composer anyway LOL!, My Angel Daddy is sooo good 2 us, we can't keep it 2 ourselves, We have 2 tell the world and U happen 2 B N it.(ahahahahha)I can write a song 4 U and keep my day job 2.....LOL!~hahahahahaha
By Uptight! (24.55.6.144) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 09:55 am: |
Medusa, can you give Ralph his own theme music, too?
Look out, Aaron Spelling! You guys' TV shows will compete on different networks, but Medusa will hear cha-ching everytime StuBass' and Ralph's shows air!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 10:11 am: |
Medusa,
Please don't let me discourage your attempts at songwriting. With Angel Daddy in your corner I don't see how you can fail. I would be honored and flattered if you should ever write somethig on my behalf. However you may want to discuss any future royalty monies with your man. Angel Daddy types don't fall off turnip trucks and I'm sure tending a flock of Angels must take a nut to behold.
Stu, don't let Dar wolf you. She's quite an Angel in anybody's book. As for the brains part, to quote my mother..." She's so smart she scares me ".
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 12:54 pm: |
I want to take Fayette's throne........
A (cunning and plotting) STUBASS angel!!!!!!
PS Im coming up with a plan Fayette and you may find yourself back in the harum with the Terrible Terrana Twins because STUBASS IS MINE!!!!
Stephanie
By UNDERCOVER (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 12:57 pm: |
NOW *THIS* COULD GET INTERESTING!!!...
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 01:37 pm: |
OH OH...Trouble in paradise!
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 01:45 pm: |
RALPH: "ANGELS" WILL BE "ANGELS"!!!...BY THE END OF THE DAY...THEY'LL WORK IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES...AND THE "ANGEL" FORCE WILL BE ALL THE BETTER BECAUSE OF IT!!!...STU
By fayette (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 01:52 pm: |
steph no offense good sistah but you haven't
the equipment to take daddy angel, besides
you damaged goods. way too many daddy angels
wanna bes. besides you might get that crown
lol.
(getting out da brass knucks)
elite angel
fayette
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 01:54 pm: |
NOW LADIES: LETS KEEP THIS DISCOURSE CIVIL...AND SAVE THE HOSTILITY FOR THOSE WHO WOULD SEEK TO DESTROY STUBASS...COME ON...ALL TOGETHER NOW...UNITED WE STAND...WE SHALL OVERCOME!!!...STU(PUTTIN HIS FOOT DOWN)BASS
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:22 pm: |
Fayette
Its funny you have the name of one of the three degrees (do I detect that you are really a Philly angel therefore you belong to Bobby Eli?.....Hmmmmmm.........
Well since our daddy wants us to be peaceful I guess I cant take the crown from you but I can certainly UP my performance and do more good deeds for STUBASS!! You know (polish his throne,
make him some heavenly mashed potatoes that look like clouds ..you know the normal stuff)..Dont worry Ralph there is no trouble in paradise ...but remember that movie with Hayley Mills.."Where Angels Go Trouble Follows"....
Stephanie (calling a truce with Fayette) STUBASS angel!!! Who want want to cause trouble with you STUBASS if anyone wants to start trouble up in here, up in here they have me and Fayette and others to deal with!!! I have to go do some mixing for for Russ and Ralph now and then do some liner notes for Harry Weinger because Im a Weinger Angel and when mixing a Terrible Terrana Twin angel and when I go to Philly im a Bobby Eli angel and OH OH!!!!!
STUBASS is calling!!!! You didnt hear that from me daddy you got me mixed up with someone else..
Fayette IM IN TROUBLE HELLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!
(stephanie loses her wings and now must do good deeds for Fayette)
Stephanie
a (tormented Fayette slave) I did it to myself dont worry gang Ill be back with new shiny wings after I have done my penance......
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:27 pm: |
Steph,
The Terrible Terrana Twins do accept fallen angels. No questions asked. The mixing room is through my office and down the steps. Go for it!
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:38 pm: |
DAMN RALPH: I GET THIS WHOLE MESS STRAIGHTENED OUT...NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ONE OF MY "ANGELS'" INTO YOUR DARKENED MIXING ROOM!!!...WHAT GIVES HERE???...I THOUGHT THAT YOU AND POSSIBLE "RE-ANGEL" DAR WERE GOING TO BE BUSY WATCHING THE BASKETBALL GAME!!!...WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO...BREAK AWAY FROM DAR AT HALFTIME FOR A LITTLE "ANGEL" ACTION???...iS RUSS GOING TO SHOW *MY* "ANGEL" HIS NEW NARAS CERTIFICATES???...DAMN RALPH...WHAT'S AN "ANGEL DADDY" TO DO WITHOUT TAKING *DRASTIC* MEASURES???...STU(GETTIN SKATED)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:46 pm: |
Stu,
I didn't realize the mess was staight. I simply do not ant any of your fallen angels wafting about unattended. As of yet my plans with Dar-Angel Re-elect have yet to be formalized. I'll be phoning her soon. However, my house has many mansions.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:48 pm: |
GEEZ...thanks a lot Ralph. Some friend you turned out to be...telling Angel Daddy that I'm deceiving him, and scaring sweet little Mamas to boot...when you know that my angel status is still pending. That's an underhanded way to try and snag angels!
PS Thanks for the invite to watch the game tonight, but it's going to be me and the dog for another one, while I continue to be chained to this computer.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 03:56 pm: |
Dar,
Who's " snagging " Angels?? I'm merely catching them as they fall. Kind of an SPCA ( Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Angels) Sorry about the chains though. I have double chocolate ice cream. Will that untether you at all? I didn't realize Snicks was Piston fan.
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 04:01 pm: |
Also Dar, doesn't it strike you as odd that in the last couple of days the majority of our communication has been through this particular thread? What power ol' Stu must have over his Angels. Stu..what more can I say" Salud!!
By STUBASS (205.188.209.109) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 04:06 pm: |
RALPH: ASPCA...I LIKE THAT!!!...AS FOR YOUR COMMUNICATIONS WITH PENDING "RE-ANGEL" DAR...GLAD TO BE YOUR CONDUIT!!!...STU(PLUGGED BACK IN)BASS
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 04:10 pm: |
Stu: I see you're having some difficulties within the ranks today, but I hope you'll have time to consider my application soon...what more info do you need? (Needing wings to fly away)Dar
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 04:14 pm: |
OK Stu, then it's settled. I'll act as a half way house of sorts for any of your Angels that may fall from grace. I'll do my best to ..ah..er.." re-hab " them before sendng them aloft to you.
Re: Any communicaton of late with Dar. I can't even get her on her cell phone. You wrap em up pretty tight partner.
By DetroitDar (198.81.26.231) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 04:54 pm: |
Oops...those things do need to be turned on, huh?!
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 05:01 pm: |
I'M WORKING IT DAR!!!...UNFORTUNATLY...SOME UNEXPECTED "ANGEL" BUISNESS DISRUPTED MY NORMALLY SMOOTH RUNNING OPERATION!!!...GET BACK TO YOU LATER (PLUS...MAKING YOU SWEAT IT OUT A BIT MAY MAKE YOU CONSIDER YOUR BEHAVIOR IN THE FUTURE)...I PROMISE!!!...STU(POSSIBLE FUTURE "RE-ANGEL" DADDY)BASS
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 05:37 pm: |
Im coming back Daddy Im coming back dont worry........Im in the mixing room right now...see I have to be a Berry Gordy angel (what a hoot!!!)
Stephanie Campbell
an (Almost) STUBASS ANGEL!!!!!
Ill be back on the board tomorrow Im going over my mothers house
have a good one you all....
By STUBASS (152.163.252.68) on Tuesday, May 20, 2003 - 06:01 pm: |
STEPH: SAY HI TO "ANGEL MOM" FROM "DADDY IN LAW"...STUBASS
By medusa9e (66.73.14.166) on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 12:36 am: |
I'm so proud 2 B a Stubass Angel!, I feel like flying N2 the middle of next year already.
I hope I get the chance 2 meet the other Angels on this coming Friday night...and I'm proud 2 have Stubass as My Angel Daddy..I mean he even knows how 2 use his fingers...playing that(Harp) upright bass of his. We Angels justluv it, don't we????...did I hear someone 2nd that emotion?
LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah~~~~