By FranticFredaTheDanceFloorDiva. (195.219.7.55) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 05:59 am: |
Hello Everybody
I am a fairly new poster to the forum and have been reading on the various different topics about certain people that are known as StuBass's Angels.
Can somebody please tell me what it entails to become one of these angels.I Like Bass guitars,sport(especially Golf)and fast Cars.Oh,and obviously Soul Music.
Mr.StuBass seems a lovely person and I enjoy his sense of humour and his knowledge regards all things.
Please forgive me if I am jumping the gun here,but I hope I am not being a bit too forward.Is there a certain pledge of allegiance or an oath to take regards enrollment into such a heavenly exclusive club.
Well there it is,I have done it and am glad to get it off my chest once and for all.
Any final decision made will be honourably carried out.Either for or against me.I shall be praying that the good Lord will show the good StuBass and his fine flock of Angels that I am indeed worthy to become a member of this most Holy order of Celestial Soulful good rockin'an'a'boppin'flock of Chicks.
Many thanks for Listening
FranticFreda
TheDanceFloorDiva.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:37 am: |
MY...MY...MY..."DANCE FLOOR DIVA...FRANTIC FREDA"...WITH ENTHUISIASM LIKE THAT...YOU COULD BE WELL ON YOUR WAY TOWARDS MEMBERSHIP INTO THE EXCLUSIVE WORLD OF "STUBASS ANGELDOM"...WHICH HERETOFOR HAS BEEN MORE ELITE AND RESTRICTIVE THAN EVEN THE "AUGUSTA NATIONAL COUNTRY CLUB"...AND I'M CERTAIN THAT YOU IN FACT COULD PROVE ON SOME LEVEL THAT YOU ARE *NOT* AT THIS TIME WORTHY OF MEMBERSHIP TO AUGUSTA NATIONAL...ALTHOUGH AT "STUBASS ANGELES INC"...WE ARE NOT OPPOSED TO THE OPENING UP OF THOSE RESTRICTIVE POLICIES..JUST SO LONG AS THAT SELF-PROMOTING BURK WOMAN GOES AWAY (SHE IS NO ANGEL IS STUBASS'S BOOK)!!!...THE STUBASS ANGELES ARE AN ALL VOLUNTEER GROUP (NO DRAFT HERE) OF WOMEN OF THE MOST UPSTANDING CHARACTER...INTEGRITY...SOULFULNESS...AND MOST OF ALL...DEVOTION TO STUBASS...WHICH HE IN FACT RETURNS IN COUNTLESS WAYS!!!...YOUR REQUEST WILL BE GIVEN ALL THE CONSIDERATION IT DESERVES...AND AFTER CONSULTATION WITH THE CHARTER "ANGELS"...JUDGEMENT DAY WILL COME!!!...IN THE MEANTIME...MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU CONDUCT YOURSELF IN THE MOST ANGELIC MANNER POSSIBLE...AND CONTINUE TO POST HERE ON THIS FORUM!!!...I AM INDEED HONORED!!!...STU(LETS CHECK THIS ONE OUT CLOSE GUYS)BASS
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:48 am: |
PS FREDA: ONE *NEW* QUALIFICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP MAY IN FACT BE A PHYSICAL EXAMINATION (CARRIED OUT BY A QUALIFIED MEDICAL DOCTOR OF COURSE) AND POSSIBLE DRUG SCREENING!!!...NOW...THERE ARE NO PRE-DETERMINED RESULTS TO THESE TESTS WHICH WOULD NECESSARILY QUALIFY OR DISQUALIFY YOU...EXCEPT FOR THE POSSIBLILTY THAT YOU MAY HAVE SOME "SPLAINING" TO DO!!!...BY THE WAY...DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HEALTH INSURANCE FREDA (THIS COULD BE A FACTOR)!!!...STU(THE JUDGE AND JURY)BASS
By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 10:59 am: |
Stu...
...you need any help?
By Jim Feliciano in Detroit. (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 11:39 am: |
Well, well... another new possible 'addition' to the
soulfuldetroit.com forum 'family', "FranticFredaTheDanceFloorDiva" we wish to extend you a 'cordial' and 'warm' WELCOME to this (very) 'cherished' site....
You'll find that you're gonna interact with some of the 'best and the brightest', whose 'answers', responses, and their sense of soul 'knowledge', well... you'll find them all to be most favorable-- it's all right here.
Again, WE WELCOME YOU... and get on board!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 11:50 am: |
Freda,
Welcome to the forum. I think Stu will accept you into his Angels once he ( A ) determines you ARE female and ( B ) you are breathing.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:12 pm: |
HEY RALPH: YOU HAVE INDEED DETECTED ONE OF MY PRIME PREREQUSITES FOR ANGELHOOD STATUS...BREATHE INTO A MIRROR TO DETECT ANY SIGN OF FOG!!!...AS FOR THE FEMALE REQUIREMENT...YES...THAT IS ANOTHER SIGNIFICANT INDICATOR OF ONE'S QUALIFICATION FOR INDUCTION...HOWEVER...IF ONE LOOKS GOOD IN A MINI-SKIRT...DESPITE GENDER...PERHAPS A SPECIAL CATAGORY OF ANGELHOOD COULD BE ESTABLISHED...ALTHOUGH I MAY NOW BE COMPELLED TO CREATE SPECIAL CLASSIFICATIONS OF "ANGELDOM"...AS IN "REGULAR ANGEL"..."SPECIAL ANGEL"...OR "ELITE ROYAL ANGEL" STATUS...TO WHICH THE LIKES OF FAYETTE AND SIS DETROIT HAVE BEEN SO HONORED!!!...THOSE ARE THE ANGELS WHO HAVE SHOWN A PROPENSITY TO FIGHT TILL THE LAST ANGEL IS LEFT STANDING TO PROTECT THE STUBASS LEGACY...AND ARE AMONG THE MOST HONORED AND CHERISHED MEMBERS OF THIS MOST NOBLE CALLING!!!...STU(HUNKERED IN A BUNKER)BASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:20 pm: |
Well Stu, I can see where this is starting to go. Perhaps a little help from Official Forum Lexographer Steve S can be of some assistance in helping you with what appears to be some very complex categories of the many Angels in your camp.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:20 pm: |
DOUG: I WILL BE CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS FOR A MINISTER OF "ANGELS OF MASS DESTRUCTION"...TO WHICH...IF YOU CAN STATE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS FOR SUCH A PRESTIGIOUS POSITION... WOULD BE JUSTLY CONSIDERED!!!...ONLY ONE RULE...HANDS OFF THE ANGELS!!!...STU(TWO ARMS AND 10 FINGERS)BASS
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:26 pm: |
AND LETS NOT FORGET NANCY...WHO HAS MYSTERIOUSLY BEEN ABSENT AS OF LATE...PROBABLY ON SOME SORT OF SPECIAL COVERT MISSION...BUT WHO I'M CERTAIN WILL SUDDENLY RE-APPEAR AT THE "FUNKS" TORONTO APPEARANCE!!!...TIME TO CHECK INTO HOME BASE NANCY!!!...STU(COUNTING THE FLOCK)BASS
By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 12:47 pm: |
Stu...
...fair enough. My wife would kill me otherwise.
By Undercover Angel. (68.42.209.170) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 01:02 pm: |
Stubass - Your highness, (wink, wink.)
This is just too funny. You should call a conference of your angels and discuss this amazing situation. It seems someone has had their eyes on you, but your angels have been demanding too much of your attention. Do you think we should just step back for awhile, so you can take Freda through a series of induction test requirements.?
By bmiller360 (64.164.173.148) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 02:48 pm: |
stubass...................you know they have a name for this type of action..............
your bro!
By Blondie (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 03:14 pm: |
60's 45's....................$10.00
Used Record player................$35.00
Red dancing shoes.................$15.00
Being one of Stu bass's Angels...........PRICELESS
By Undercover Angel (68.42.209.170) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 03:42 pm: |
Blondie - LOL
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 05:22 pm: |
HEY BLONDIE: KEEP IT UP AND YOUR *IN*!!!...STUBASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 05:23 pm: |
HEY BRUCE: MOM AND DAD WERE NOT EXACTLY THRILLED ABOUT YOU GOING INTO MUSIC EITHER!!!...STUBASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 05:51 pm: |
"UNDERCOVER ANGEL...MIDNIGHT FANTASY"!!!...I AM A BIT CONFUSED!!!...DID YOU MEAN "UNDER THE COVERS ANGEL???...CAUSE THAT WAS A DIFFERENT THREAD...BUT MOST CERTAINLY WELCOME HERE!!!...ALSO...IS YOUR POST A CRY OUT IN THE WILDERNESS FOR STUBASS ANGEL RECOGNITION???...YOU CAN TELL STUBASS!!!...STU(MINIONS EVER GROWING)BASS
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 06:32 pm: |
Stubass - Stop teasing Undercover Angel before you give her cover away. Geez. :o)
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 07:15 pm: |
LETS SEE!!!68.42.209.170...HMMMMMMMMM...I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I HAD GIVEN "UA" AN UNDERCOVER ASSIGNMENT!!!...GUYS...IT AIN'T EASY TRYING TO MANAGE THIS ANGELIC CONGLOMERATION!!!...STU(TRYIN TO MAINTAIN)BASS
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 07:19 pm: |
PS TO UA: JUST WHAT TYPE OF TESTS DID YOU HAVE IN MIND FOR FRANTICFREDA???...YOU MEAN THE PHYSICAL AND DRUG SCREENING ARE NOT SUFFICIENT???...I.Q. TESTS ARE OUT OF THE QUESTION!!!...STU(65 I.Q.)BASS
By The Barrister (216.93.11.37) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 07:53 pm: |
Dear Mr. Bass,
I understand that this news is going to irradiate your chernobyls,but my law firm is filing a class action suit(not to be confused by the suits on the plain pipe racks at Robert Halls)on behalf of all the "Fallen Angels",which by the way we figure into the thousands.
We also are filing a deposition by a one Mr. Willie Nelson who has stated that his song "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" Is based on your escapades.
You may choose to settle out of court and may we suggest that in good faith you turn over your 99 Acura CL and offer us half of the action.
Sincerely yours,
T.E. Dewey
Law firm of: Dewey.Cheetem and Howe.(and then some)
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 08:12 pm: |
DEAR MR.CHEETEM(AND THEN SOME): I KNOW HOW YOU LAWYERS OPERATE!!!...JUST THE OTHER DAY...I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH ONE OF YOUR KIND AS A BEAUTIFUL POTENTIAL "ANGEL" WALKED BY...AS I REMARKED THAT I WOULD SURE LIKE TO F&*% HER...HIS RESPONSE WAS..."OUT OF WHAT"???...SO THERE...GEEZ...AS FOR MY "ANGELS"...GO FIND YOUR OWN ACTION YOU OGRE!!!...STU(PLEA OF IMMUNITY)BASS
By The Barrister (216.93.11.250) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 08:38 pm: |
Just as we expected your would say,we knew you would play hardball with us we knew you'd played a lot of sandlot ball in your early days.
My I suggest that you find yourself a good lawyer,which should keep you looking and out of trouble for a very long time I might add.
We are sending out Freddie BOOM BOOM Cannon to serve you with papers as he likes to go "where the action is"
In the meantime if you would like to stop by our office. We are located in the basement of the Penobscot building,but only until the first of the month as the rent will be due....
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:18 pm: |
MR B: LISTEN PAL...YOU CAN SEND FREDDIE "BOOM BOOM" CANNON...OR FREDDIE "BOOM BOOM" WASHINGTON FOR THAT MATTER...I'LL BLOW HIS CANDY A$$ ALL THE WAY BACK TO PALISADES PARK!!!...AS FOR YOUR ATTEMPTED EXTORTION...CONTACT MY OWN LAWYER...MEL SHYSTER WITH THE LAW FIRM...GONIFF...GONIFF...AND SCHMENDRICK!!!...AND IF YOU'RE STILL NOT SATISFIED...I'LL DISPATCH ONE OF MY "ANGELS" TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!!!...UNDERSTAND???...CAPICE???...COMPRENDE???...GET YOR OWN WOMEN!!!...STU(IN AN A&& KICKIN MOOD)BASS
By The Barrister (216.93.77.102) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:25 pm: |
Which Angel are you sending? And thanks in advance.
Will be off line for a computer upgrade. New Commadore 64 memory upgrade...
The B
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:37 pm: |
MR B: BERTHA "ANGEL" BASS WILL BE PAYING YOU A VISIT...AS SOON AS I UNCHAIN HER FROM THE BACKYARD FENCE!!!...IT MAY TAKE A WHILE...SINCE I WILL HAVE TO WIDEN THE GATE TO ALLOW HER TO ACCESS THE PUBLIC ROADS!!!...PLEASE FEED AND WATER HER AS SOON AS YOU ARE FINISHED WITH HER SERVICES...AND I WILL *NOT* BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BOUTS OF TETNUS...RABIES...OR DISTEMPER TO WHICH YOU MAY BE EXPOSED!!!...STU(GET EVEN...NOT MAD)BASS
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:47 pm: |
FINALLY...FRANTIC FREDA: YOU HAVE INDEED PROVEN YOURSELF WORTHY OF STUBASS "ANGELDOM"...AND IF YOU WILL TYPE AFTER ME THE STUBASS "ANGEL" CREED...I WILL BESTOW UPON YOU THIS GREAT HONOR!!!...
"I...FRANTICFREDA...DO SOLOMELY SWEAR...TO PROTECT AND DEFEND STUBASS AGAINST ALL ENEMIES...BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC...AND WILL...TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY...HONOR THE NAME OF STUBASS...AND THE "ANGELS" HE SO PROUDLY REPRESENTS...AND TO CARRY ON MY DUTIES AS A STUBASS "ANGEL"DESPITE THE PRESENCE OF RAIN...SLEET...OR SNOW...IN THE PROUDEST TRADITION OF THE STUBASS "ANGELS"...NOW AND FOREVER...SO HELP ME GOSH"!!!...I NOW PRONOUNCE FRANTICFREDA...AN OFFICIAL STUBASS "ANGEL"...AND PLEASE ACCEPT MY HEARTIEST CONGRATULATIONS!!!...NOW...LETS *PARTY*...STUBASS
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:53 pm: |
Geez Stu, I'm getting all teary eyed here.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 09:57 pm: |
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, RALPH...ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!!!
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Monday, April 14, 2003 - 01:47 am: |
Congratulations FranticFreda. Speech, Speech!!
By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 09:28 am: |
WHY STU,YOU OLD CASANOVA,YOU GOT MORE CHICKS THAN LEGHORN FOGHORN,HEHEHEHHEEHEEHE!
By Ralph (209.240.198.62) on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 09:43 am: |
That's Foghorn I say Foghorn Leghorn son.
By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 10:10 am: |
YEAH RALPH,HIM TOO!
By STUBASS (205.188.209.38) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 10:52 am: |
ATTENTION ALL "ANGELS"!!!...SINCE WELCOMING DELECTABLE DARLEEN INTO OUR MIDST (ONE OF MY BETTER TRANSACTIONS)...INQUIRIES INTO "ANGEL" MEMBERSHIP HAVE SWELLED...WITH STEPHANIE BEING THE LATEST FORMAL APPLICANT (YOU GOTTA ADMIRE HER DETERMINATION)!!!...SINCE THIS IS A "DICTATORIAL" DEMOCRACY...WOULD MY CHARTER "ANGELS" HAVE ANY OPINIONS REGARDING THE POSSIBILITY OF STEPHANIE JOINING YOUR RANKS...BEFORE I MAKE MY FINAL DECISION!!!...SHE SURE SEEMS NICE ENOUGH...AND MAKES VERY INSIGHTFUL POSTS...PLUS...NO RECRUITMENT NEEDED HERE...SHE CAME AS A "WALK ON"!!!...WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???...ARE WE GROWING TOO QUICKLY...OR ARE THE MORE THE MERRIER (PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE ADMINISTRATIVE RESPONSIBILITIES ARE BEGINNING TO SOMEWHAT OVERWHELM ME)...AS I HAVE HAD MANY OFFERS OF ASSISTANCE...HOWEVER...MUST SERIOUSLY CONSIDER THE TRUE MOTIVES OF THOSE OFFERING HELP!!!...SO WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK???...STUBASS
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 11:45 am: |
StuBass Your Gracious - Since FranticFreda has kept her silence, I believe she was not serious and therefore forfeit her spot. Stephanie can offer much to the membership as she has great contacts with the industry. :o) I vote 'yes' for Stephanie.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 01:46 pm: |
IT'S LOOKING GOOD FOR YOU STEPHANIE...IN THAT YOU'VE APPARENTLY GOT STRONG SUPPORT FROM SIS...AND SHE CARRIES A LOT OF WEIGHT WITH ANY STUBASS FINAL DECISION!!!...OF COURSE...UNTIL MY BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION IS COMPLETED...NOTHING IS FINAL!!!...AS FOR "FRANTICFREDA"...I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE THAT SHE MAY BE AN IMPOSTER...AFTER ALL...MICHAEL JORDAN HAS IMPOSTERS...THERES THE DETROIT BASED "GREAT IMPOSTER" WHO CRASHES ALL THOSE EVENTS...AND 10 OR 12 SADDAM HUSSEIN IMPOSTERS WALKING AROUND!!!...DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT "FRANTICFREDA" COULD BE THIS INFAMOUS "DR. GERM" THAT WE'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT???...WE'LL WAIT FOR "FF" TO SPEAK FOR HERSELF...IN THAT IT WOULD BE A SHAME TO LET SUCH A STUNNING TRIBUTE TO STUBASS GO TO WASTE!!!...STUBASS
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 02:44 pm: |
LOL Stubass!
By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 03:25 pm: |
Stu...
....I'm going to have to pull back from my application for administrative assistant. My wife's looking over my shoulder.
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 03:32 pm: |
Stu - If you talk to Lenny, would you mention to him about the gathering on May 23rd? Let him know you have friends from the UK who will be there, and you would like for him to meet them. I've told Willie about it already. If they are in town, I will remind him.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 03:51 pm: |
OK SIS: I HAVE BEEN PLANNING TO LENNY...AND WILL DO SO IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND LET HIM KNOW!!!...DOUG: PERHAPS IF I WERE ABLE TO GRANT YOUR WIFE "HONORARY ANGEL" STATUS (NOT YET GUARANTEED...NEED SOME DETAILS)...SHE WOULD ALLOW YOU TO ASSUME THE DUTIES...ASSUMING THAT YOU DO WELL DURING THE INTERVIEW???...STU
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 10:12 am: |
Hi Stu!
Our present president is a female, and now our new-elected prime-minister is a female. Should I invite them to your club?
What shall you do do with them? As far as I know they're not that much interested in r&b music.
Best regards
Heikki
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 10:39 am: |
Hi Stu still,
I notice that you still haven't got used to those "down" letters yet. Please be prepared, these are European ladies and they are used to "down-letter" courtesy.
Best regards
Heikki
By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.29) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 11:00 am: |
Stu,
there are several referances regards my name and the term 'and then some'.
I can assure you that I have nothing to do with this 'barrister' etc person.
I have tried mailing you but keep on failing to get through.
mel.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 11:22 am: |
HEY HEIKKI: I AM PROUD OF THE FACT THAT YOUR COUNTRY...IN IT'S WISDOM...HAS ELECTED THOSE WOMEN TO THEIR DESERVEDLY HIGH POSITIONS...HOWEVER...HAVING THE RESPONSIBILITY OF RUNNING AN ENTIRE COUNTRY WOULD LEAVE THEM LITTLE TIME TO FULFILL THE DUTIES OF STUBASS "ANGELHOOD"...AND THEREFORE...WOULD HAVE TO BE DISQUALIFIED ON THAT BASIS!!!...YOU...HOWEVER...ARE A DIFFERENT STORY...AND WHILE I ADMIRE YOUR SELFLESSNESS IN THINKING OF YOUR POLITICAL LEADERS...I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVE NOT EXPRESSED A PROFOUND INTEREST IN OBTAINING "ANGEL STATUS FOR YOURSELF...IN THAT A EUROPEAN "ANGEL" WOULD ENHANCE THE DIVERSITY THAT STUBASS SO EAGERLY DESIRES...SO IF YOU CARE TO CONSIDER AN APPLICATION...IT WOULD RECIEVE THE UTMOST CONSIDERATION!!!...ALTHOUGH STUBASS DOES NOT SOLICIT "ANGELS"...HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO STRIKE A DEAL... FROM A STRICTLY BUSINESS PERSPECTIVE!!!...THINK ABOUT IT...HUH???...AS FOR YOU MEL...I WOULD BE UTTERLY SHOCKED TO LEARN THAT AN INIVIDUAL OF YOUR ELITE STATUS WOULD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH SUCH ATTEMPTED INTIMIDATION...ALTHOUGH CERTAIN ALLEGATIONS HAVE BEEN MADE (AND THEN SOME)...BUT AS I COMPLETE MY INVESTIGATION...APOLOGIES MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN ORDER!!!...MR. STUBASS
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 12:05 pm: |
Hi Stubass!
For one thing, I think you're right, but am I able to make it to your club with
unshaved legs? I'm afraid my hair is doing the trick for me.
Heikki
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 12:12 pm: |
HEIKKE: SHAVING ONES LEGS (ASSUMING THAT YOU *ARE* A FEMALE) IS NOT A REQUIREMENT...AS LONG AS YOU ARE USING SOME SORT OF DEPILATORY PRODUCT ("NAIR" IS VERY POPULAR OVER HERE)!!!...STU
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 12:33 pm: |
Hi Stubass!
But what if I'm a male - it seems so that far (my wife is just confirming it) - but I wasn't applying. I was just making suggestions about our president and prime-minister (but, to tell you the truth, they're not very pretty) - so have your go about it!
Heikki
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 12:46 pm: |
OK HEIKKI: SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING...ALTHOUGH HAVING WORKED IN THE HOLLYWOOD AREA IN THE PAST...IT CAN BE DIFFICULT...EVEN VISUALLY SOMETIMES...TO TELL THE THE BOYS FROM THE GIRLS...AND SINCE I KNOW A HEIKKI HERE (SHE'S A FEMALE...I THINK)...IM SURE THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY CONFUSION...SO PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY TO YOURSELF AND YOUR WIFE!!!...WIFE???...YOU KNOW THAT MARITAL STATUS HAS NO IMPACT ON QUALIFICATION INTO STUBASS "REGULAR ANGEL" STATUS!!!...SO PERHAPS YOU TWO COULD TALK IT OVER...AND SHE MAY BE HONORED TO ACHIEVE THE STATUS THAT YOU NEVER CAN AND NEVER WILL!!!...REGARDS...STU
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:04 pm: |
Ok Stu!
She'a almost like an angel, but she's not used to those BIG LETTERS yet. She likes it small but tender. Do you have any of that? I mean music-wise!
Heikki
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:17 pm: |
GEEZ HEIKKI: GLAD YOU THREW IN THE "MUSIC WISE" PART...OTHERWISE...I COULD HAVE CONSIDERED IT AN INSULT!!...I DON'T KNOW...BUT AS OTIS REDDING SAID...I CAN ALWAYS "TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS"...ANYTHING FOR THE "ANGELS"!!!...STU
By fayette (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:30 pm: |
stubass(your royal highness) don't let
nobody replace sis detroit and fayette's
elite angel crowns.no matter how much they beg.
fayette(getting a lil jealous)bass
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:36 pm: |
DON'T WORRY FAYETTE: YOUR LOFTY POSITION IS SECURE...WE'RE ONLY TALKING "REGULAR ANGEL" STATUS HERE...NOT "ELITE ROYAL" STATUS!!!...THE NEWBEE'S HAVE TO WORK THEIR WAY UP THE LADDER JUST LIKE YOU AND SIS DID!!!...STUBASS
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 01:48 pm: |
Ok Stubass!
Please tell me, which are your "male" and "female" cars at the moment? And which are those in-between?
Heikki
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 02:02 pm: |
HEIKKI: I ASSUME YOU'RE REFERRING TO THE CARS THAT WE SELL AT OUR DEALERSHIP!!!...HONDA'S ARE VERY "UNISEX" IN NATURE...WITH ACCORDS AND CIVICS THE MAINSTAY'S AS FAR AS VOLUME IS CONCERNED!!!...OUR SUV'S...THE CRV...PILOT...AND ALL NEW ELEMENT (GEN X'ER CAR) ARE POPULAR WITH FAMILIES...AND OUR MINIVAN...THE ODYSSEY...THE "BEST" MINIVAN ON THE MARKET...APPEALS TO WOMEN AND SOCCER MOM'S IN GENERAL!!!...NOW...MY PARTNER IS RAGGING ME FOR MY RECENT ACQUISITION OF A NEW HONDA S 2000...BECAUSE HE SAYS IT'S A GIRLS CAR...HOWEVER...IT ONLY COMES IN 6 SPEED...REDLINES AT 9000 RPMS...AND HANDLES LIKE A FORMULA ONE RACING CAR...PLUS...HONDA ONLY MAKES 5-THOUSAND OF THEM A YEAR...SO HOPEFULLY... HE MEANS THAT I CAN PICK UP A LOT OF GIRLS WITH THAT CAR!!!...THATS ABOUT THE LINEUP...OH...EXCEPT FOR OUR HYBRIDS...WHICH ARE QUITE POPULAR AT THE MOMENT (GAS PRICES AND ALL)...SO WHICH MODELS DO YOU PREFER...AND HOW MANY WOULD YOU LIKE???...STUBASS
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 02:38 pm: |
Hi Stubass!
Do you know what is common with Rolls-Royce and bachelor's semen? - they're both self-made.
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Thursday, April 17, 2003 - 02:40 pm: |
HEY HEIKKI: YOU MUST KNOW SOME AWFULLY "GEEKY" BACHELORS!!!...STU
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:56 am: |
Hi Stubass!
Sorry I had to go to sleep for a minute (we have a ten-hour difference to L.A. and, I think, seven hours to Detroit), but about those geeky bachelors.
Yes, I have one. He just wrote a book for our market about Elvis being alive. If anybody can show up with real Elvis, they'll give him 50,000 dollars. Please don't do that Stu, we always can tell the fakes.
Best regards
Heikki
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 03:48 am: |
Hi Stubass!
Sorry, I just checked it out. It was 500,000 usd, and by the end of this year. Do you think you can make it?
Incidentally, I drive Opel. Is that a good car for a "normal" person?
Heikki
By Jim Feliciano in Detroit. (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 05:11 am: |
Heikke,
Not quite 'normal'.
The 'STUediquet' Angels manual (please read chapter 3, pg. 1; paragraph 13) mandates you have to elevate drive status "one-up" (at best) with the OPEL GT... at least that was one of the 'selective' vehicle choices voted over "the plain" 'Opel', in that which you have been spotted (and this per your own admission), haulin' your **s 'round town....
Sorry.
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 05:36 am: |
Hi Jim!
We're having Eastern holidays over here, so I can hang around. OK, having my small and tight behind around, I'll keep that in mind. And it's more or less countryside, not town.
Also, I think Elvis is in need of some financing at the moment, so if anybody has his email address, I'll ask the publisher of the book to send over some cash to him.
Heikki
By STUBASS (205.188.209.16) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 08:58 am: |
HEIKKI: THE OPEL WOULD SEEM TO SUFFICE FOR THE AVERAGE (NORMAL) PERSON...HOWEVER...AS JIM APPEARS TO BE POINTING OUT...IT MAY NOT BE THE RIGHT CAR FOR *YOU*!!!...BUT YES JIM...I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN THE GT MODEL...ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THOSE WINDY AND TWISTY ROADS ALL OVER EUROPE...THATS WHAT GT (GRAND TOURING) IS ALL ABOUT!!!...JIM: I THINK YOU MISINERPRET THE "STUBASS ANGEL MANUAL"...IN THAT IN CHAPTER 3...I AM REFERRING TO MODELS LIKE EL MCPHERSON AND CHRISTY BRINKLEY...CERTAINLY NOT AUTOMOBILES!!...AND FINALLY...COME ON GUYS...WHO *REALLY* BELIEVES THAT "ELVIS" IS STILL ALIVE...SERIOUSLY NOW...WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING THIS NONSENSE!!!...JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS TALKING TO J EDGAR HOOVER WHO TOLD ME THAT HE HAS NEVER SEEN ANY EVIDENCE OF ELVIS BEING SEEN ALIVE...AT LEAST NO AT THE "DRAG" CLUBS HE FREQUENTS!!!...STUBASS
By Jim Feliciano in Detroit. (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 09:07 am: |
Hi Heikki!
Hey my friend, let me wish you (and yours) a very Happy Easter, way over there... just the same!
By the way... did you see Lisa Marie Presley's latest 'video' endorsing her debut CD?
Man-- she's so 'sexy' looking, she's looks so georgeous!!!
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 11:28 am: |
Hi Jim!
Even though I have an Opel, in the 50s they used to call Opels here as "hairy horses" - I wonder why.
By Heikki (62.71.79.239) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 01:19 pm: |
Hi Jim!
I haven't heard the latest Lisa Marie, but I believed it should have included a Harold Thomas track (from the Masqueraders) it it, but I just heard that it didn't.
Lisa looking good after Wacko - that I can believe!
BTW, YOU BIG
LETTER GUY, she's not managed by Hoover, but by Philips (you know, the Sam Philips company) - they make great vacuum-cleaners.
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 01:22 pm: |
HEY GUYS: INTERESTING THAT LISA MARIE APPEARS TO BE BACKING OFF HER DEFENSE OF MICHAEL THESE DAYS...TELLING STORIES ABOUT HOW WEIRD HE WAS...HOW HE CUSSED A LOT...AND HOW THAT BIG GRAMMY KISS WAS JUST A PLANNED PR MOVE!!!...STU
By Horse (159.53.32.46) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 01:26 pm: |
Maybe She's pledging for Angelhoodum..! Will you accept her..? Of course you'll have to come back to Kalamazoo to pick her up.
By STUBASS (205.188.209.16) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 01:42 pm: |
SHE'S WAY TO WEIRD FOR ME...BUT PRESILLA HAS ALWAYS HELD A CERTAIN FASCINATION TO STUBASS!!!
By Vonnie (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 01:51 pm: |
STUBASS.....AM I AN ANGEL?
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:02 pm: |
WELL VONNIE: JUDGING FROM YOUR POSTS...YOU CERTAINLY HAVE MANY OF THE OUTSTANDING QUALIFICATIONS FOR "ANGELDOM"...HOWEVER...I HAVE YET TO SEE A FORMAL REQUEST MADE ON YOUR BEHALF FOR SUCH AN ELITE STATUS!!!...IT'S ALL ON YOU...HOWEVER...I DO RECOGNIZE THE POSSIBILITY OF CERTAIN REPRECUSSIONS FROM A CERTAIN "PAULIE THREE SHOES"...WHO MAY NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THE TOTALLY INNOCENT IMPLICATIONS THAT SUCH AN HONOR WOULD CARRY WITH IT!!!...THEN WE FACE THE POSIBILITY OF THAT WHOLE EAST COAST-WEST COAST THING LIKE THE "RAPPERS" GOT INTO...AND IT COULD BE A POTENTIAL MESS!!!...SO IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE PAULIE THING...AND WOULD CARE TO SUBMIT YOUR FORMAL REQUEST...THAN I WILL GIVE YOUR DESIRES ALL THE CONSIDERATION TO WHICH THEY DESERVE!!!...STU(SO POOR WE HAD TO DO WALK BY SHOOTINGS)BASS
By The Real Lisa Marie Presley (152.163.188.68) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:11 pm: |
StuBass... ?
I'm too weird??? And me, an Angel???
HAH! There for second, to think I was going to ask if I could be one of yours!!!
Oh by the way, my new CD is already out. Now get your ass out and buy it.
(http://www.vh1.com)
By The Real Lisa Marie Presley (152.163.188.68) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:18 pm: |
Here's the plug...
http://www.lisapresley.com/
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:20 pm: |
Hahahhahahahahahah.
Lisa, don't insult "The Great One." Anybody who married MJ should just take a ride on the ferris wheel.
I admit your post was funny. (LOL)
By STUBASS (152.163.188.68) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:21 pm: |
DEAREST LISA MARIE: WOULD YOU TAKE ME HOME TO MEET YOUR MOM???...AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT...PERHAPS I COULD MEET YOUR DAD TOO???...STU(TEDDYBEAR)BASS
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 02:25 pm: |
Stu - That was a low blow about her dad. Don't mess with the King. But, by all means, go and meet her Mom. She is rich. Your angels need the money.
By fayette (152.163.188.68) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 05:12 pm: |
sis you know lisa marie can't prepare stubass's
favorite "rooster knees and rice".
ps if you gonna be a angel don't give
the merchandise away.
head elite angel
fayette
By SisDetroit (68.42.209.170) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 05:22 pm: |
Hahahahahaha. Ok Head Angel.
By douglasm (68.113.13.31) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 08:12 pm: |
Stu....
....what kind of details? She DOES NOT drive an Opel. Besides, if you went to the local Buick dealer for parts they'd go "WWWaaa?" Might as well have an English Ford.
She does RIDE a Honda, both behind me and on her own. And she looks tough in her leathers, as opposed to me, who looks 40 pounds overweight in mine.
And she's as beautiful at 50 as she was when I married her.
That enough?
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Friday, April 18, 2003 - 08:59 pm: |
GEEZ DOUG: SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE DOING PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF!!!...IF ONLY SHE DROVE A MERKUR XR4TI...BUT I GUESS YOU CANT HAVE EVERYTHING!!!...HEY DOUG...IF I WERE YOU...I SURE WOULDN'T SHARE HER WITH THE "ANGELS"...OR EVEN THE GARDEN CLUB...BUT IT'S UP TO YOU GUYS!!!...FORMAL REQUESTS ONLY!!!...TAKE CARE...THE BOTH OF YOU!!!...STU
By stephanie (66.54.1.38) on Saturday, April 19, 2003 - 12:59 am: |
Well I dont have to be an elite angel Im just happy to have been accepted by Fayette and Sis Detroit....Im one of Stubass's angels...YEAH....
now I wonder what the FRINGE benefits are...
Hmmmmmmmm......maybe we can talk Ralph or Russ into teaching me how to mix or Bobby Eli teaching me how to produce or Stubass you can teach me how to have a harum...oh sorry Im already part of a harum I guess that would be a conflict of interest.
Dont worry about Lisa marie she is set we are the ones who have to rob Berry Gordy's mansion and then we can have the soulful detroit forum on the television and have a big affair. We can grow angel membership and be bigger than Snoop Doggs Angels ...anyway we have class we only fly first class (we have gold wings!!!)
Im proud to be a part of your angelic choir Stubass
Stephanie
hugs and kisses from Maryland
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, April 19, 2003 - 01:49 am: |
AND IT IS INDEED AN HONOR TO HAVE ONE... STEPHANIE... REPRESENTING AND PONTIFICATING ON BEHALF OF A MOST PRESTIGOUS AND PRES-TIG-I-OUS BENEVOLENT CONGLOMERATION OF WONDERFUL CREATURES DEDICATED TO THE ENHANCEMENT OF VIRTUOSITY AND CULTURAL ENVELOPEMENT AS HAS BEEN HERE-TO-FOR UNKNOWN TO MANKIND!!!...STU(ANGEL DADDY)BASS
By STUBASS (64.12.97.7) on Saturday, April 19, 2003 - 01:56 am: |
PS TO STEPH: DON'T THINK ABOUT ROBBING BG'S MANSION!!!...HE'S GOT PEOPLE "ROUND THE CLOCK" WATCHING HIS S#!&. MY BROTHER WAS THERE ONE EVENING WORKING ON SOMETHING WITH BERRY!!!...THE NEXT DAY HE TOLD ME...DUDE...THE GUY'S GOT A 24 HOUR KITCHEN OPEN AT HIS PAD!!!...JUST ORDER UP...ANDY TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT...AND HE'S HANDLED!!!...WOW!!!...STU(THATS THE WAY TO GO)BASS
By paulie3shoes (64.12.97.7) on Sunday, April 20, 2003 - 12:29 am: |
hey youse guise,
stubass..ilike dat name..is it bass like a fish or bass like a instermint dat you plays...
anyways my goilfriend..hur name is
ann marie pescatore and man has she got one helluva rack..marrone. i joks wit hur an i calls hur ann marie one boot..ha ha ha ha!!
come on and laff youse guise!!ha ha ha friggin ha ha ha!!
vagarooch michela micheline!!!
tutti froschi stronsi!!@#^&
hey guise, i just got carried away wen i t'ink of dat body..marrone, capice???@#$^&
By STUBASS (205.188.209.16) on Sunday, April 20, 2003 - 01:37 am: |
OK MR. PAULIE: I APPRECIATE YOU SHARING THE VIRTUES OF THE LOVELY ANN MARIE...AND THIS MICHELINE...WHICH BY THE WAY...THEY HAVE A TIRE BY THE SAME NAME...BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "MOUTHPIECE" FOR THIS ELI FELLOW!!!...NICE ENOUGH...BUT THE ISSUE HERE IS ONE "MISS VONNIE" WHO HAS EXPRESSED A PROFOUND INTEREST IN AFFILLIATING WITH THE VIRTUOUS AND NOBLE GROUP OF UPSTANDING WOMEN KNOWN AS STUBASS "ANGELS"???...NOW BEFORE MR. ELI WOULD INSTRUCT YOU TO TAKE SOME SORT OF ORTHOPEDIC PROCEEDURE AGAINST MR. STUBASS...PLEASE BE AWARE THAT BASS PLAYERS KNEES...IN GOOD WORKING ORDER...ARE INDEED A RARITY THESE DAYS...WHAT WITH MR. BABBITT AND ALL...AND WE BASSISTS NEED ALL THE KNEES WE CAN GET!!!...SO PLEASE ADVISE MR ELI...THAT "MISS VONNIES" APPLICATION AND RESUME ARE STILL UNDER CONSIDERATION...AND QUITE FRANKLY...VERY IMPRESSIVE!!!...SHOULD "MISS VONNIES" REQUEST BE ACCEPTED...I WOULD EXPECT MR. ELI TO FORM SOME SORT OF SUPPORT GROUP...SOMETHING LIKE "SPOUSES OF STUBASS ANGELS"...AND HAVE PICNICS...OUTINGS...AND EVEN BAKE SALES... TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORTIVE UNDERSTANDING THAT *NOBODY* POSSESSES THE RIGHT TO DENY THESE "ANGELS" THE FULFILLMENT AND SELF GRATIFICATION THAT THEY SO JUSTLY DESERVE IN THIS LIFETIME!!!...RESPECTFULLY...MR. STUBASS