By douglasm (68.113.15.28) on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 10:14 pm:

......let's go Poisoning Pidgons In The Park...(Tom Leher)
Been watching the war news, and need to lighten up a bit. What's the funniest thing you have on a record? or CD? or tape? or wire?

By john dixon (64.12.97.7) on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 10:53 pm:

Going way way back--one of the funniest things I ever had, operative word HAD, was this detatchable square cardboard record in Mad Magazine titled "It's A Gas" by Alfred E. Newman. It was the kind of cheesy rock and roll that you would hear whenever a tv show at the time had 'typical' rock and roll playing, kind of pseudo-Ventures. The song had these stop-and-start moments where soulful burps and flatulence came in. I wet my pants laughing. I remember my Dad sticking his head into my room and asking what the commotion was about. Somewhat embarrassed, I played it for him and soon we were both rolling around in hysterics. I remember thinking that it was pretty cool that my Dad thought burps and farts were as funny as I did.

By STUBASS (152.163.189.235) on Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 11:11 pm:

HEY DOUG: FUNNY STORY!!!...ONE TIME ON A BEAUTIFUL EARLY SPRING DAY BACK IN DETROIT...THE DETROIT NEWS WENT TO BELLE ISLE TO TAKE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS FOR THE FRONT PAGE OF THE PAPER...TEMPERATURES IN THE 70'S...FRONT PAGE PICTURE OF A DELIVERY TRUCK WITH THE DRIVER NAPPING IN THE FRONT SEAT IN HIS BACK...FEET DANGLING OUT OF THE OPEN WINDOW!!!...THE LARGE LETTER CAPTION IN THE PAPER..."AHHH SPRING"!!!...FUNNY THING WAS...IT WAS ONE OF MY DAD'S DELIVERY TRUCKS WITH THE NAME OF HIS COMPANY SPLASHED ACROSS THE SIDE!!!...NEEDLESS TO SAY...THE DRIVER WAS BUSTED BIG LEAGUE TIME...BUT MY DAD...A VERY UNDERSTANDING MAN...FIGURED THE EMBARRASSMENT WAS ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR THE POOR GUY!!!...YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHO'S WATCHING YOU!!!...STU