By R&B (138.238.41.118) on Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 03:09 pm:

HEY GANG,I LOVE AUTOBIOGRAPHIES THAT ARE MADE INTO MOVIES{IF THEY STICK TO THE SUBJECT MATTER},I ALSO LOVE TO PLAY CASTING DIRECTOR.HOW ABOUT THE DINAH WASHINGTON STORY WITH LORETTA DEVINE AS DINAH,NOT ONLY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE DINAH BUT SHE ALSO SINGS,OR HOW ABOUT DREAMGIRLS WHICH IS BASED ON THE SUPREMES WITH HOLLY ROBINSON AS DIANA,HALLY BERRY AS MARY AND QUEEN LATIFA AS FLO,NOW THESE MOVIES MAY NEVER BE MADE BUT IT'S FUN TO IMAGINE EM.ANYONE OUTTHERE EVER THINK ABOUT CASTING,COME ON DON'T BE SHY.

By thecount (65.60.201.174) on Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 03:32 pm:

HEY R&B,good one(again)who would be the casting directors in all those ELVIS impersonator movies?
The problem I have with the "ELVIS" impersonators,
is,they all look alike,but none of them look like "ELVIS"
"COUNT"

By Lynn Bruce (65.60.200.153) on Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 04:23 pm:

It seems to me that anymore to be an Elvis impersonator first you have to have a big beer gut that hangs over your pants,then be at least in your 40s,then get a white jump suit that is at least two sizes to small,then tint your hair blue\black,don't ever go in the sun so you can have that fish-belly white skin,then make your voice sing from the middle of your throat,crank the echo way up,and then find agood rockabilly band. WALLA--YourElvis

WAIT--- I JUST DESCRIBED THE COUNTS GIRL!! For Elvis he should have good side-burns too.NO WAIT -THE COUNTS GIRL HAS THOSE TOO!!

Hey Count,welcome home
Slainte---- Lynn

By thecount (65.60.201.174) on Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 04:38 pm:

HEY LYNN,thanx for the welcome home.
While I was in CHITOWN I saw your girl at a 99cent store asking for a price check.
SAY MAN,lookie here,your girl has the crabs so bad she walks side ways.HHEEE-HHEEEEEEEE.

YO Grand mama is so skinny,SALLY STRUTHERS sends her food.
"COUNT"