By STUBASS (206.135.204.2) on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 - 05:25 pm:

ATTN FORUMITES; AFTER AN INTENSIVE INVESTIGATION IN COOPERATION WITH "SCOTLAND YARD", "INTERPOL", AND A GUY NAMED "WATSON" (I PRESUME), THE WHEREABOUTS OF ONE MEL&THENSOME DURING HIS BRIEF ABSENCE FROM THIS FORUM HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT SEEMS THAT "OUR" MEL HAD TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN A 400 YEAR OLD STONE HOUSE DUNGEON WITH NO PLUMBING, ON THE FAIRWAY OF OLD ST ANDREWS. HE SPENT HIS DAYS CONVERSING WITH A BITTER PRESBYTERIAN GHOST CALLED MCDUFF, AND CONSIDERED CHANGING HIS NAME TO "HAMISH". ALL THIS WHILE WEARING A KILT AND SPENDING ENDLESS HOURS BOILING HAGGIS. WE WELCOME MEL BACK, AND URGE HIM TO NEVER STRAY TOO FAR AWAY EVER AGAIN...STU

By MEL&THEN SOME (195.219.7.80) on Tuesday, November 19, 2002 - 11:58 pm:

Stu,
I wondered who those funny looking men were tracking me at work,
MANY THANKS BUDDY!
Mel.