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Hey Paulie,just like to know if your still with us mate.Not heard from you in a while.MEL.
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Mel,
Paulie is with Bobby Eli who has been busy in the studio lately while in the process of moving. They will return I assure you.
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Cheers Ralph,it will be good to have Paulie and Bobby back again real soon.MEL.
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Come on guys..... Who's Paulie 3 Shoes?
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Lary,
Bobby Eli is famous for having several altar egos. Paulie Three Shoes is one such character. kind of an Italian wise guy type.
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Ralph,I didnt take you for a grass,why did you spill the beans.And there was me thinking there were 2 different guys.(ho,ho).MEL.p.s.(only joking about you being a grass Ralph).
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Mel,
What's a grass???
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Ralph,a stool pigeon,squealer,an informer,a coppers nark.etc.But I only said it in fun Ralph.MEL.
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All's I can say is,
I'm happy to know Paulie is with Bobby.
Because if he aint, I feel sorry for the both of 'em.
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AH! I never heard that term before. Thanks Mel.
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Hi youse guise!!
Ima so sorry dat I wuz outta commishin an tings.
I hadda take care of my paisons sick mudder an have dis guy wacked udderwise I woulda been here over here. I jus gotta load of laundry to deliver sos I gotta run (for cover)
Ralph. who da f**k ya callin a f***n wise guy??
P3S
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Paulie,Paulie,
You're my Goomba. I meant no disrespect.
You know what I'm talkin' about Paulie. Capice??
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I went to dat motown ting at da Apollo an I tried ta get in backstage an dey wouldnt let me in at foist . dey taught dat I was some kinda trowback to da old mob flicks but after I showed em my "kerdenshels" dey had no choice.
P3S
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It's all about respect Paulie.
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Paulie,
You're one funny man...
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Hey youse guise. Paulie (over here)
I hadda take care o' sum unfinished bizness an wile I was away I visited my sick mudder who needed a hug (an sum cash) from ol Paulie (over here) capice??? I gotta tell ya dey are bringin in aguy ffrum new York to run tings, ya know what I mean!!?xoxoxo?? OOps??
I hoid dat David is upset about tings.
If he needs ol Paulie (over here) to straighten tings out I will take care of it.
Not for nuttin but who are deese people who are causing dis bull***t to go down??
Paulie is over here an over dere too!!!!xoxo??!!
capice?? CAPICE????
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Sumtimes people dey ask me, specially da new peeple on dis here form (over here) "yo paulie, how ya get da name t'ree shoes"?! an I tell em... an I jus gonna say it one time..ONE TIME..
"not fer nuttin but dey don' callit genITALIA fer nuttin"!!
get my drift capice CAPICE I don' here you CAPICE??!??xoxoxo&^%$#%!!
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I fergot ta tell ya dat my mudder gave me dat name the foist time she tooka look at me.
Ya get my drift?
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Hey whyoh,i'ama have same ah ting,I get da drift.
Hey,whena you takeim offa da shoe,it ah look like a one eye tunnle inspector wearing a turtle neck sweater? Tell your CUMBAS in N.Y. to maybe have to paint da black hand in coitin places,CAPICE.
Say hi to ALFANSO and da boy"s for me and da kissa da ring. "COUNT"
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Hey, dats not funny!! Ya tryin ta be a comedian or sumtin. Ya makin funna da way I talk. Not fer nuttin but dis is serios s**t (over here) an ol Paulie is uffended. Ya gotta polagise ta ol' paulie(over here) Capice?? I don no if ya hoid me CAPICE???!@#&^%#$%^&
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OH OH Count. You may have a problem now!
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HEY PASQUALI,a zoola zeela,scooza me,I'ama so soddy,I'ama meen no disrespect to nobody.MAMA MEEA,please a forgive me,anda I no make a funna da way you talk,I'ama just ah have dem same KAKA.I cana hardly even ah spell,you should ah hear me try to spell ah MISSISSIPPI when I have to getta citinashipa papers to become american citisina to livea in ah uppa uass.Hey,please a forgive me.Iam no here to try to amusea nobody,how do I amuse you?how you tink I'ama funny,RAY LIOTTA he here laffa his coulo off,anda JOE PESCI shoot da BACALA in da foot.
AAHH FUNG---L,letsa have havea nicea glass ah ONNIESET.AAAHHHH SALUTE.I'ama go now,I havea take ah somebody fishing witha "FRITO".CAPICE??Hey,justa show you I'ama preciate you letta me know how youa feel,so I'ama send you ah nicea gifta CAPPACOUL.You except ah POLOGISE,SEE?
Heya tanka boata youze. "COUNT"(cementa choose)
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OK Count,
I can't speak for Paulie, but I think you're off the hook now. Hey Paulie...you wanna lt this marmaluke slide?? He's a good boy Paulie.
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I let da kid off da hook, but he ows me, capice??
Next time he is in my kumpney he gotta buy me a brewski or sumtin, and an order of calamari in pea gravy!!!
I usually don give no skund chances, but fer Ralphie (over there) I let him slide, fer now, capice1@#$%^*()
By da way when my mudder took one look at it she said "marrone , look at dat ting, he's gonna need another shoe. We cant even afford one shoe!!
So dats it, now ya know. Its a special order frum florsheims.
p3s
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Hey Paulie...Thanks for letting the kid slide. He meant no disrespect. You're a piece of bread Three Shoes.
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T'anks fer da compliment paisan!
One hand washes da udder, capice??
I gon' see a man about a horse.
An sum udder t'ings dat fell offa da truck, if ya get my drift.
Not fer nuttin are you an Abruzese(sp) a Calabrese
Milanese, Siciliano, East detroit, South Philly, Mullberry street, bensonhoist,in udder woids, where da f**k ya frum paisan??!@#$%^
p3s(& den sum)
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Hey,PASTSA FAZOUL,I'ama "CALABRESE".My mudda shesa nobody home,from ah CARNAVALLE ITALY.Her namea ANGELINEA CARNAVALE.All bull---t aside,this is trueI'ama froma DETROIT(delray).I'ama comma visit you sometime and drinka somea brewskies,and have ah stale bread and da olive oil.Hey,scholcha loutcha,whata kind piason you are?all us muddendree bya tird shoe ata cancelations.I'ama going to the LATIN COUNTS dance tonight,so I'ama gotta out my spats.Tankx for giva me nodder chance.HEY SUNNY(LUCA BRATCHI swim wit da fish)
STEVANEWTS DOMINIC SCALISIE"THE COUNT"
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Yo Paulie,
dem der 3 shoes dat you got..
do they be the same size?
Laquisha
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Hey Laquisha, what da frig kinda name is dat??
Whut part o' It'ly you from. eh, EH?!!
I t'ought dat I tawked bad, but you take da friggin cake, marrone!!!
By da way, only da middle one is da one.
Da Friggin t'ing always gets in da way. I don' need no problems, except dat one!!?!@#$%^&*
p3s
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Geez, I got more posts den sum of dees udder guise!! Pretty soon dere is gonna havta be a Paulie 2 t'read, at least dere better be one, CAPICE??!!!@#$%^&